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PeridotGX · Aug 11, 2023

Potentially hot take but 3-11 is the worst possible 8 hour shift. It requires a really ****ed up sleep schedule (which, unlike the night shift, resembles a normal one enough to feel bad), and you can't really do anything before or after your shift. Might just be a "grass is greener on the other side" thing, idk.

PeridotGX · Aug 7, 2023

Scruffy.

PeridotGX · Jun 27, 2023

French?

PeridotGX · Jun 20, 2023

I just bought some copper from ancient sumeria, can't wait to use it

PeridotGX · Jun 14, 2023

If spider-man bites someone, do they get powers? What if he bites himself?

PeridotGX · May 24, 2023

Seeing people talk about how they added Queens to New York City made me realize that a lot of people see their city or town in media all the time. Weird. I'm fairly certain no media has ever been set where I live and the world is better for it.

PeridotGX · Apr 29, 2023

It's weird that the idea of Disney Animated Studios doing an adaptation of a pre-existing story feels foreign, because that was their initial claim to fame. Is Big Hero 6 the last time they did one?

PeridotGX · Apr 21, 2023

I'm just like slaking. I should be as powerful as god, but because I'm lazy I'm virtually useless.

PeridotGX · Apr 10, 2023

I don't mind smokers. I don't even mind them smoking in their cars so long as everyone in there agrees to it. But going to the drive through actively smoking a cigarette (with small kids in the back seat) is evil.

PeridotGX · Apr 7, 2023

Very important question: how long ago does everyone think Star Wars is set? I've always thought it was millions to billions of years ago but I asked my brother and he thought it was only a few thousand so I'm not sure.

PeridotGX · Apr 5, 2023

[SPOlLER]I can't believe geno shows up in the post credits scene of the mario movie. He stares into the screen and says "look, children, it is I: Geno from Super Mario RPG; Legend of the Seven Stars" and applause fills the theater [ISPOlLER}

PeridotGX · Mar 14, 2023

Im thinking of going to college but I don't know where to go. If only there was a handy spam bot to tell me about them...

PeridotGX · Mar 5, 2023

There's something going on that I kinda want to talk about, but I also think it's funny how nobody's picked up on the hints and I want to see how long it can go. I'm stuck.

PeridotGX · Feb 28, 2023

I think it's funny that Kang The Conqueror (born in the 31st Century) seems to always be fighting people from a thousand years prior and nobody else. It's like if my mortal enemies were Charlemagne and William the Conqueror.

PeridotGX · Feb 27, 2023

GOD DAMNIT I WANTED TO BECOME THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON OF ALL TIME

PeridotGX · Feb 26, 2023

If they end up revealing an Explorers of Sky remake tomorrow, I'm going to become the most annoying person of all time. I'll shill for it so hard that Nintendo will think I'm on the marketing team

PeridotGX · Feb 24, 2023

I think it's funny that Fortnite added Geno and Doom Slayer in the same battle pass. Cacomallow was right but for the wrong game.

PeridotGX · Feb 20, 2023

In starting to relate to Spamton and I don't know how to feel about that

PeridotGX · Feb 16, 2023

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*OYSTER

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PeridotGX · Feb 14, 2023

The oyster approaches.

PeridotGX · Feb 13, 2023

"what could be worse than a bloody nose during my break from work?" I asked. God sat there and said "how about you just don't fall asleep tonight? That good?"

PeridotGX · Feb 12, 2023

"what could be worse than a bloody nose during work?" I asked. " A bloody nose during your break!" God responded.

PeridotGX · Feb 10, 2023

diantha might be the weakest champion in pokemon series history, but she's the only non-

NPC to appear in smash so who's really winnig

PeridotGX · Feb 8, 2023

Imagine telling someone in 2014 "yeah, it sucks that Birdo isn't in MK8's base game, but she'll be added in the DLC!". When they say "cool, so later this year?" you reply "No, that's when they add Cat Peach. Birdo is nine years away."

PeridotGX · Feb 6, 2023

I remember, in the Smash Infinite thread, how comically narcissistic it seemed for the CEO of Twitter to demand he be added as a mii costume. That aged... disturbingly well.

PeridotGX · Feb 6, 2023

Just found out that they ****ing de-Pittsburghed the HBO TLOU show. For shame. For shame.

PeridotGX · Feb 5, 2023

Imagine a device that doesn't have an on/off switch and instead you have to kinda make it pretend to be off for awhile for it to actually do that. I didn't describe an imaginary machine I just described all animals.

PeridotGX · Feb 3, 2023

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU LOSE!

PeridotGX · Jan 27, 2023

i was bored in math class and accidentally created a cool graph. If anyone has a graphing calculator, type in "ln(4X)+3^(sin(2X))*((7/8)X+π-X)/-2 for a really weird but cool graph

PeridotGX · Jan 17, 2023

Velma might be extremely bad, but it did have one good idea. I like the idea of shaggy not doing drugs and just being like That naturally, it's just really funny. It's also really relatable because I feel like I give the impression that I smoke weed or something but honest to god i'm completely sober.

PeridotGX · Jan 15, 2023

I just spent half my break from work explaining how a dead Fortnite would work. Pain.

PeridotGX · Jan 15, 2023

it's been two weeks. Nobody has noticed. I wonder if they ever will

PeridotGX · Jan 15, 2023

I'm still mad at Nintendo for not putting super mario 3d land in 3d all stars. Im even madder at the people who complained about the lack of galaxy 2 and never mentioned 3D land.

PeridotGX · Jan 11, 2023

It feels like every single YouTube add I get these days is from the US army. Why does google think i want to die fighting in pointless wars.

PeridotGX · Jan 8, 2023

i wonder if the dalai lama had ever played the trombone

PeridotGX · Dec 31, 2022

millennials need to stop drinking boba Starbucks coffee and get real jobs. The number of popes just halved overnight, this wouldn't have happened if they just pulled themselves up by their bootstraps instead of Eating participation trophies

PeridotGX · Dec 30, 2022

I hunger. I hunger for Petroleum Jelly.

PeridotGX · Dec 28, 2022

time is a flat circle. the year started with a pope listening to megalovania, and it's looking like it'll end with a pope becoming a skeleton (epic sans refrence)

PeridotGX · Dec 26, 2022

Some of you might be dumbasses but at least you learnt that New York City was an island before you were a legal adult

PeridotGX · Dec 24, 2022

I don't get my parents sometimes. Apparently it's "weird" and "a little scary" to cackle for no good reason in the middle of the night?

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