Champion of Hyrule

Champion of Hyrule · 2024-12-05T00:17:25-0500

I’m replaying Dark Souls with a pure strength build. I got that item that quiets all sound you make and thought “wow this seems really useful!” until I remembered this isn’t Elden Ring and since there’s basically no stealth that’s incredibly useless.

Champion of Hyrule · Tuesday at 3:02 AM

The game Bangai O feels weird to me because the game released on N64, and then Dreamcast. There’s probably objectively nothing weird about that it’s just when’s the last time you heard of a game made for Nintendo 64 being ported to a Sega system but not PlayStation?

Champion of Hyrule · Monday at 9:46 PM

this will be the next smash game

Champion of Hyrule · Monday at 12:30 PM

I’ve been playing Antonball in the lead up to Antonblast and the leaderboard intrigues me. How does the top score of all time have about 60000 but the second highest is in the 30000 range. Did someone just get insanely lucky or is there a secret strat one person knows about?

Champion of Hyrule · Monday at 4:26 AM

battle of ages if it was good

Champion of Hyrule · Monday at 4:08 AM

celebrity chef tatsuya kawagoe appears in both yakuza and toriko. toriko has had a crossover with one piece and dragon ball. therefore it's possible tatsuya kawagoe proves dragon ball and yakuza are connected

Champion of Hyrule · Sunday at 11:59 PM

The Vatican II is the same kind of sequel as Metal Gear Solid 2 or Metroid 2. It’s deemed a divisive sequel but it builds off the original way better than its naysayers are willing to admit.

Champion of Hyrule · Saturday at 2:12 PM

From a meta perspective I kinda like how fire typically makes the frame rate low in PS3 era games. It makes it feel extra dangerous like you’re slowed down by smoke inhalation or something.

From a gameplay perspective it’s very annoying.

Champion of Hyrule · Friday at 6:53 PM

I rewatched the disney robin hood movie today and I like how the framing device allows it to narrowly avoid the implications of animal characters fighting in the crusades

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 27, 2024

On the same topic as the post I made a couple days ago, I started watching joueur de grenier (essentially the french angry video game nerd) and the funniest part is hearing him pronounce english names of video games in a french tone. It’s just satisfying for some reason to hear metroid as Metroïde

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 27, 2024

I recently found out about the DS Wizard of Oz JRPG and it looks cool and all, but as good as it might be there’s no way it can take the title of best Wizard of Oz DS game using touch controls as movement.

Tingle’s Balloon Trip of Love sweep

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 26, 2024

I heard that Capcom vs SNK 2 had console crossplay so I decided to look up what the first game with crossplay was and IGN says it’s Fortnite. Damn is this really something people believe

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 25, 2024

I finally played the four ps3 exclusives I got my system for: mgs4, demons souls, yakuza dead souls, and playstation all stars. I’m glad for it but it is kinda funny the games I was interested are all just alright (at least compared to other games in their series/genre)

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 25, 2024

Another thing I really like about knowing video game sales is that sometimes it’s really shocking finding out a game from another region is way more successful than you’d think.

Like for example I recently found out about the KartRider series from South Korea, most people in north america probably haven’t heard of it and it did poorly here but it had over 380 accounts made for it. It’s a free game but still a “mario kart rip off racer” having more than 5 times the sales of mario kart 8 is impressive

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 25, 2024

I feel like at least a handful of smash characters technically debuted in a demo disc and not their own game. You could probably be really annoying about correcting people about their debuts if you wanted to.

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 25, 2024

I recently found out the people who make joueur de grenier, essentially the french angry video game nerd equivilant, both have cameos in the french dub of the dungeons and dragons movie. I don't know what to make of it, it's just a really random fact

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 24, 2024

I’ve come to a revelation, calling something brainrot is the 2020s equivilent of calling a meme “cancer”

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 23, 2024

I didn’t realize DuckTales remastered wasn’t on modern hardware, that feels weird

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 23, 2024

Apparently Tekken 8 has rollback (even if it’s flawed) so I can’t make the “Tuff E Nuff has rollback but Tekken doesn’t” joke

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 22, 2024

I was looking through a city I used to live in on google maps and I remember someone saying a diner was run by a cult. I look at reviews and I love how every one said “yeah they’re run by a cult but this is the best damn food I’ve ever had in my life”

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 22, 2024

I like knowing video game sales numbers because even though they’re flawed they give a good picture of the games industry, but there seems to be a big amount of people who will just deny that a game did well if it has massive sales numbers.

For example, Horizon Zero Dawn sold 20 million copies which is ridiculously huge (more sales than the best selling game on the best selling console) but people still accuse it of being an industry plant series or being wrongfully pushed by Sony. I’ve heard people say it only sold that well because it was bundled with the PS4 which somehow makes it irrelevant now and I just can’t understand being so incurious about the games industry.

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 22, 2024

I’m in the top 2% of scotts stash watchers get on my level

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 21, 2024

I’ve seen a lot of smash fans say jigglypuff should be cut from the roster because her reasons for being a character in Smash 64 are “outdated”. Specifically saying she was only in that game because her moveset was easy to make, people only like her in the modern games because of that moveset, and that she wouldn’t be in smash if it weren’t for her legacy in the first game.

That all applies to captain falcon too but no one talks about cutting him, justice for jigglypuff

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 21, 2024

Somehow my broken phone battery resulted in a more embarrassing story. I was about to send a presentation to a professor because I had previously sent it to the wrong email address of hers but my phone kept turning off so everyone sat there for like 5 minutes as I kept trying to send it as my phone keeps turning off

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 20, 2024

my stupid headcanon is that luigi was ashamed to tell everyone his first game was on the game and watch and just said it was arcade mario bros but after meeting mr game and watch he learned to embrace it

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 20, 2024

My phone (which is only two months old mind you) has a glitch where it randomly powers off every once and a while and today I was taking the bus and trying to scan my bus pas on it when it powered off. The hater ass bus driver thought I did that just to get a free ride and after I told him abour the glitch he asks to take my phone to “see what’s wrong” and immediately just turns it back on and gives it back to me. I then go to the transit app and it shuts down again and I must have looked like the most pathetic man in the world as he said “just have a seat” and I walked onto the bus, defeated.

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 19, 2024

The Minecraft movie looks so busy cinematography-wise. Even in the trailers the backgrounds were so unnecessarily detailed it makes it look so much more ugly and I don’t even know where to look

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 19, 2024

I genuinely don’t know if the games for impact or most anticipated game category is the worse game awards category

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 18, 2024

Update #2: I sent my mom the buck bumble theme song and she said it was a “masterpiece”

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 18, 2024

I’ve watched a moderate amount of the simpsons before but no bits from the show that I saw stood out to me as particularly memorable or funny the way other cartoons I saw as a kid were. Now I keep on getting clips from the show reccomended to me on youtube and they’re absolutely great bits I would remember that I don’t even think I’ve seen anybody actually talk about. maybe I just wasn’t paying attention enough.

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 18, 2024

Shadow of the colossus music plays in my head every time I need to do a task that requires a moderate amount of physical effort

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 18, 2024

Update: I sent my mom the Pictionary NES title theme and she said she “definitely remembers” it and that it’s a “banger”

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 18, 2024

Two things can be true about the game awards at the same time:
1. Their nominees really don’t matter, the show has no authority, and people pay way too much attention to them
2. The game awards are reaching Super Bowl numbers of viewership and they do matter to a lot of people in the industry so it’s not like someone’s wrong for wanting to pay attention to them

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 17, 2024

Due to coca cola’s AI add, it is my moral obligation to consume 2000 dr peppers (their competition) to stop AI

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 17, 2024

I am a staunch defender of the phrase “nothing burger.” People say the burger part adds nothing but the metaphor of biting into a burger with nothing on it is a very memorable one, and has a very distinct dissapointed feeling

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 16, 2024

Despite growing up with the Wii, I've never actually played Wii Sports even though it was bundled with the Wii I had. While looking through some old electronics I found both wii sports and wii sports resort so maybe I'll actually play them eventually.

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 16, 2024

I didn't even hear about thanksgiving when it was thankgsiving this year but I definitely did hear about black friday

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 16, 2024

genuinely why the hell did they let reggie fils aime present the indie award at the game awards lmao

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 15, 2024

My mom said she played pictionary on NES as a kid and was probably confused when I excitedly asked if she thought the soundtrack was good

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 15, 2024

Is there actually any evidence for the claims GTA 6 was 2 billion dollars to make? Not only would that number be completely ridiculous for a video game or a movie, that would be outrageous if you’re building a theme park or something.

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