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Wario Wario Wario · 2021-08-01T16:52:16-0400

If I had more patience I'd try playing every Smash stage with every possible number of fighter to determine the optimal playercount for them - as I've often stood by a lot of the infamously bad Smash stages as being more fun with the right number of players (75M is better with 8 players and Pac-Land is better with 2 or 3 for example)

Wario Wario Wario · 2021-08-01T15:53:16-0400

The "censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it" quote doesn't really hold up when talking about media literally intended for children.

Wario Wario Wario · 2021-08-01T15:41:38-0400

Finally, we know how to get CD-i content in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · 2021-08-01T13:21:20-0400

I think that if CP11 is delayed and we don't get them by 2021, I can almost gaurantee it's an ActiBlizz rep. Probably Tracer or Crash, but Captain Price could be possible too. Spyro has a snowball's chance in hell though given his unique JP situation.

Wario Wario Wario · 2021-07-31T22:26:31-0400

Where are you sitting?

I'm thinking Sega - but Microsoft is very tempting with Clippit there, same with Sony and PaRappa.

Wario Wario Wario · 2021-07-31T19:08:10-0400

They adapted a Twitter account into a Netflix series and it wasn't YouTube Thumbnails?

Wario Wario Wario · 2021-07-31T17:45:01-0400

Tired: Declone Ganondorf
Wired: Reclone Falco

Wario Wario Wario · 2021-07-31T16:21:15-0400

People who think the actions and culture of certain employees and higher-ups of ActiBlizz should have any impact on potential Activision content Smash content are stupid - yes, it's insulting, but it's also the truth. I'mma go through a few reasons

Not all Activision employees are bad - in fact, that's the whole crux of this controversy: Acti employees getting harassed by other Acti employees. It's not fair to disregard their hard work and characters just because of this temporary lawsuit that will likely be resolved eventually, even if it takes years.
Crash/Spyro/Tracer/Price in Smash would be pocket change to 72 billion dollar Acti - and that's if individual sales even go to Bobby and co. I frankly don't know whether companies pay Nintendo for their characters and keep the sales profits or Nintendo pays them and keep the sales profits, but either way this will make no change for better or worse to the ActiBizz "empire" and just be a tiny bit of money for a company that's always gonna make lods of emone no matter how big the boycott. Smash is big, but CoD is bigger.
Nintendo are also terrible, at least from an external treatment of customers standard. You've already fed the mouths that bite you, and there's no shame in that. Corporations are scummy, that's systemic and requires a systemic response - I'm not saying ActiBlizz'z crimes should go ignored or unaccounted for mind you, but rather that we as customers can't achieve much more than a futile victory that causes temporary change unless we aim for the entire industry structure and not just Activision/Valve/Nintendo/EA/whoever the punching bag is this month.
This is Crash specific (could apply to Spyro too): Crash may be Activision's property, but he isn't a character who comes to mind when you think Activision. Adding Crash would not be honouring Activision - it would be honouring Naughty Dog, Beenox, Traveller's Tales, Vicarious Visions, Toys for Bob, Radical, King and all the other talented development teams who have made Crash the legend he is today, not the corporate guys who tell those devs what they can make and when. As far as I can tell the harassment has only happened at Acti and Blizz, not Acti's subsidaries - and Acti's subsidaries deserve to have respect on their names.

Wario Wario Wario · 2021-07-31T12:34:02-0400

I didn't grow up with Minecraft, so the short Enderman in Smash doesn't come off as that weird to me, in fact regular Enderman is weirder if anything

Wario Wario Wario · 2021-07-31T12:05:42-0400

I may be biased here, but Space Invader is the only character owned by a non-Nintendo company already repped in FP2 I feel has a shot for CP11 - and even then it still seems unlikely.

alexxxela · 2021-07-31T12:02:16-0400

"Oho! So will you make some games for me or what?"

Wario Wario Wario · 2021-07-31T10:41:34-0400

The Fighters' Pass gave the "X stole Y's slot!" argument legitimate precedence and that's sad.

Wario Wario Wario · Friday at 12:52 PM

Who would win in a race?

Pikachow

Kachowder

Wario Wario Wario · Friday at 12:05 PM

If I was a famous music artist or whatever I would probably post a Tweet among the lines of

"I am proud to announce that I am going to be making NFTs!

ILLEGAL, GOTTEM!

Sign the petition here: link"

Wario Wario Wario · Friday at 11:23 AM

If the "mascot/protag first" rule didn't exist for Smash 64 I feel Diddy and Paula would've got in over DK and Ness.

Wario Wario Wario · Thursday at 6:10 PM

I honestly think the Post-HAL Smash gameplay style is underappreciated from a competitive standpoint. There is much more going for SSBU than just roster size and balance.

Wario Wario Wario · Thursday at 9:51 AM

Rayman Legends is a better "Smash Bros. platformer" than Subspace Emissary.

Wario Wario Wario · Thursday at 1:17 AM

Wario Wario Wario · Wednesday at 11:43 PM

If we really want to protect people from sexual abuse, we need to let potential abusers be honest and transparent about their sexual urges in a non-judgemental environment that will support them in supressing those urges, otherwise we'll be left with a perpetual cycle of torment and misery for everyone, both innocent and guilty.

Wario Wario Wario · Wednesday at 10:46 PM

As far as I know the only major characters who's current directors have outwardly stated to not want them in Smash are Kiryu and Bub & Bob. It also seems like a safe bet to say PaRappa the Rapper (unfortunately) falls under this given Rodney Greenblatt's disappointment in PaRappa's PSASBR appearance.

Wario Wario Wario · Wednesday at 10:27 PM

Wario Wario Wario · Wednesday at 9:19 PM

Made more fake DYKGaming thumbnails

Wario Wario Wario · Wednesday at 8:26 PM

I was born in 2002, but my taste in games, and thus Smash picks, is as boomer as it gets - and have been since I was a kid.

Making friends at school was hard.

Wario Wario Wario · Wednesday at 8:01 PM

I posted a comment on NintendoLife about how silly the idea of Digimon with permadeath is and I'm still getting angry replies hours later.

Wario Wario Wario · Wednesday at 7:43 PM

It's funny how the later 3 Toy Story films are basically subtle lessons in existentialism for kids, and then the first one is just a cowboy roasting a fictionkin spaceman for an hour and a half

Wario Wario Wario · Wednesday at 7:33 PM

I'm no animation expert, but surely the 30FPS vs. 60FPS debate could just be resolved by duplicating each frame of character animation in a 60FPS game to create a 30FPS look, right?

Wario Wario Wario · Wednesday at 7:01 PM

Bugs Bunny is pretty based tho

~~totally didn't censor out the offensive part of this cartoon's description that contradicts what I just said~~

Wario Wario Wario · Wednesday at 3:58 PM

I figured out how to make fake DYKGaming thumbnails, but instead of epic beter briffin or whatever I decided to make one for an episode I actually want them to make.

Wario Wario Wario · Wednesday at 1:08 PM

Watching the same footage being played in the background of All-Star Brawl videos is getting pretty tiring. There's 3 days straight worth of SpongeBob footage alone, surely you could just play some Nicktoons clips with a mirror filter in the background, right?

Ben Holt · Wednesday at 6:44 AM

WAH!!

Wario Wario Wario · Tuesday at 11:28 PM

Sakurai as a playable fighter may be the objective worst Smash request ever made, earnest or otherwise.

Wario Wario Wario · Tuesday at 11:06 PM

If Clippit or Hatsune Miku got in Smash it'd likely cause some debates over what classes as a game character even though neither of those two go any further outside of the definition of "game character" than Wii Fit; Cooking Guide; or PictoChat

Wario Wario Wario · Tuesday at 10:32 PM

I have no clue how ASMR became such a marketing sensation considering that the whole point is that only certain people get it because they're just kinda born that way. Seems counterintuitive to the usual corporate goal of one-size-fits-all appeal.

Wario Wario Wario · Tuesday at 10:19 PM

Halloween nightmare: Dr. Mario dies.

Wario Wario Wario · Tuesday at 8:32 PM

"Mario 64 revolutionised the 3D platformer with open, non-linear gameplay!"
Bubsy 3D, Croc, and Jumping Flash: are we jokes to you?

Wario Wario Wario · Tuesday at 6:51 PM

Watching hours of Mr. Enter and AnimationRewind as an early teen has given me an inexplicable liking for muted cartoon footage playing in the background of someone talking.

Wario Wario Wario · Tuesday at 6:50 PM

I hate how Quack Pack not only implies, but directly states, the existence of steroids in the Mickey Mouse extended universe

Wario Wario Wario · Tuesday at 6:37 PM

I love passive aggressive jokes in cartoons clearly making fun of other cartoons.

I couldn't find an isolated clip of Animaniacs' "no wonder you like that Bonkers show!" so sorry about that.

Wario Wario Wario · Tuesday at 6:01 PM

I really don't like how people disregard EA/Activision/e.t.c. newcomers in discussion of Smash because "I don't want to give them my money!"

This is a Nintendo game. You've already fed the mouths that bite you.

Wario Wario Wario · Tuesday at 2:02 PM

IMO Squirtle could've held his own fighter slot just as well as Charizard.

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