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  • I made this a long while back and forgot to post it.
    Does not account for taunts, victory animations, and the simple "this move now deals less damage" stuff you'd see in balance patches. Made within the context of a casual game.

    Mario:
    -Happier disposition
    -Cape is swapped for tanooki tail. Functionally the same
    -Mario Tornado has been restored, now with Cappy floating around as a disjoint. Mario himself is a sweetspot however, so Cappy functions as a damageless get-away tool like FLUDD
    -Dash attack is the SM64 tackle

    Donkey Kong:
    -Happier disposition
    -Classic Voice
    -Headbutt involves DK slamming a barrel. Functionally the same.
    -Down Smash and Down B’s animations are swapped - the new Down Smash can still be held as it could be as a special when less than half charged. Down B shares a charging resource with Giant Punch.
    -Konga Beat is back

    Link
    -Skyward Sword/MK8 design.
    -Classic bomb and hook shot restored
    -Jab laser removed.
    -New Final Smash: Heroes Across Time - TP, BOTW, and OOT Link assist as spirits.

    Samus
    -Some moves have ice properties. Purely cosmetic
    -ZSS stance change restored to Final Smash.

    Dark Samus
    -Smash Attacks are now disjoints, with the assist trophy attack being used as a D-Smash.
    -Laser homes and missile goes straight forwards

    Yoshi
    -Horse-like posture restored
    -New Final Smash: Super Happy Tree - Yoshi eats fruit from the Super Happy Tree and his health is changed to -200%

    Kirby
    -Slide kick down tilt
    -Air movement is closer to Jigglypuff
    -Chef Kirby restored as Final Smash
    -Some copy moves are side, up, or down specials
    -Can get a random copy with an uninterrupted taunt
    -Some copies aesthetically redesigned, such as Peach having a wig

    Fox
    -Shine restored to Melee functionality
    -Landmaster restored as Final Smash

    Pikachu
    -Unmodified

    Luigi
    -Negative Zone restored
    -Poltergust removed from grabs
    -RNG powerful variants added to Luigi Tornado and Fireball - Fireball’s RNG variant summons a ghost who drags anyone in its path, while Tornado’s goes to the maximum height automatically

    Ness
    -PK Fire now has a use meter. Like wonderwing, it cannot be recharged unless you’re KO’d.
    -New Final Smash: PSI Rockin’. Similar to Shadow Mario Paint. Jeff is involved.
    -Smash 64 kick nair restored

    Captain Falcon
    -Unmodified

    Jigglypuff
    -Unmodified

    Peach
    -Peach Bomber rethemed to P-Wing
    -Forward tilt is Peach creating magic sparkles with her hand, a la Fantasia Mickey
    -Back air no longer has heart effect
    -Toad replaced with Toadette for default costume, all other costumes have different-coloured male Toads.

    Daisy
    -All changes to Peach apply to Daisy
    -Toad replaced with Gao, who breathes fire.
    -Turnip replaced with carrot

    Bowser
    -Goofier disposition
    -Proper voice
    -Melee run animation implemented as dodge animation
    -Goes into shell for crouch.
    -Down B and down air animations swapped, Down B turns Bowser blue to reference the Blue Shell and ends with a cosmetic explosion.
    -New Final Smash: Fury Bowser. Functionally the same as Brawl Giga Bowser

    Ice Climbers
    -Nana now purely copies Popo’s actions instead of being a unique CPU that follows.

    Sheik
    -OOT Design

    Zelda
    -TP Design and associated personality (Ultimate FS kept)

    Dr. Mario
    -Represents Dr. Mario as a series instead of Mario.
    -No changes made to Mario apply to Dr.
    -Angst and anger increased slightly

    Pichu
    -New Final Smash: My Pokemon Ranch - sends a foe into My Pokemon Ranch, where they are greeted by many playful Pichus, who accidentally zap them. Each character gets a Pokemon Ranch model
    -Sleeping crouch restored

    Falco
    -Restored to Melee iteration completely
    -Arwing is still FS, but controllable instead of cutscene

    Marth
    -Unchanged

    Lucina
    -Has tipper, now a full Marth clone.

    Young Link
    -Unchanged

    Ganondorf:
    -Has float

    Mewtwo:
    -Unchanged

    Roy
    -Unchanged

    Chrom
    -Unchanged

    Mr. Game & Watch
    -Down throw is based on Mario’s Cement Factory, with G&W turning a foe into cement; forward throw is Donkey Kong Hockey with G&W turning into DK; up throw is based on Egg, with the wolf throwing a foe up and down using his basket; back throw is unchanged.
    -Changes forms for all moves, even Mario character moves
    -New jab: turning into Link from Zelda and slashing
    -Stanley is now F-Smash

    Meta Knight
    -Unchanged

    Pit
    -Unchanged

    Dark Pit
    -Unchanged

    Zero Suit Samus
    -Down throw sped up.
    -Stance swap implemented in Final Smash

    Wario
    -Wario-Man FS from Brawl restored
    -Down throw is a shoulder drop
    -Animation has more gross-out
    -Down Smash has Wario propelled by his farts
    -Down air is a ground pound stall and fall, with a fart.
    -Forward Smash and down tilt have Wario pick a visibly-rendered booger before doing so.
    -Fart meter is signified by a visible fog coming out of Wario’s butt
    -Wario burps when releasing foes from chomp

    Snake
    -Brawl FS restored

    Ike
    -Unchanged

    Pokemon Trainer
    -Pokemon doesn’t swap when KO’d
    -Charizard Rock Smash implemented as side smash
    -Can press back + down B to swap to the other Pokemon
    -New Final Smash, now features a random selection from 6 of the original 151 Pokemon alongside the trainer 3. All original 151, including Jigglypuff and Pikachu, are featured. Also uses GB text instead of 3DS

    Diddy Kong
    -Canon voice

    Lucas
    -Duster added to Final Smash

    Sonic
    -Complete moveset revamp
    -Uses classic design with Greg Martin mohawk.

    King Dedede
    -Brawl Final Smash restored
    -Waddle Dee Toss restored

    Olimar
    -Has a voice

    Lucario
    -Takes small recoil damage in some moves.

    ROB
    -Stack-Up directional voice clips used for throws
    -Hector in background like Pokemon Trainer

    Toon Link
    -Unchanged

    Wolf
    -Has landmaster

    Villager
    -Unchanged

    Mega Man
    -Completely reworked

    Wii Fit Trainer
    -Unchanged

    Rosalina & Luma
    -Luma colour is based on alt

    Little Mac
    -Significantly better air fighter

    Greninja
    -Unchanged

    Miis
    -Unchanged

    Palutena
    -Heavenly Light implemented as Up Smash, still deals no knockback.

    Pac-Man
    -Butt-Bash down air, using the pizza transformation
    -Down Smash summons Pooka & Fygar, Up Smash summons Gyaraga, and side smash summons Mappy.
    -Turns into US cabinet art design for Up B

    Robin
    -Meter removed completely

    Shulk
    -Future Connected design by default

    Bowser Jr.
    -Unchanged

    Duck Hunt
    -Mr. Stevenson and Tin Star added as extra rare Wild Gunman, both most and equally powerful.
    -Can becomes weaker with every shot.

    Ryu
    -Input commands removed
    -1v1 directional removed

    Ken
    -Input commands removed
    -1v1 directional removed

    Cloud
    -Limit can only charge from Down B

    Corrin
    -Unchanged

    Bayonetta
    -Unchanged

    Inkling
    -Unchanged

    Ridley
    -Bigger

    Simon
    -Completely reworked

    Richter
    -Clone of the new Simon

    King K. Rool
    -Unchanged

    Isabelle
    -Unchanged

    Incineroar
    -Unchanged

    Piranha Plant
    -Unchanged

    Joker
    -Arsene charges from attacking instead of being attacked, teammate charge is still comeback based.

    Hero
    -Command Selection replaced with Snooze
    -Erdrick is default
    -Critical Hits reworked: instead of RNG, they appear only on Smash Attacks if performed out of a long combo.

    Banjo & Kazooie:
    -Given Nuts & Bolts design as default to better represent Xbox
    -Uses the Mumbo Wrench in forward tilt.
    -Throws are all Mumbo Wrench based. No tether grab however.
    -New Final Smash: Bolt Bucket. Nuts & Bolts inspired, with a car ramming into foes.

    Terry
    -Command inputs removed
    -1v1 directional removed

    Byleth
    -Unchanged

    Min Min
    -Completely reworked

    Steve
    -Completely reworked

    Sephiroth
    -Unchanged

    Pyra/Mythra
    -Has a brand new Smash-specific design, similar to Pit.

    Kazuya
    -Completely reworked

    Sora
    -Unchanged
    I've been watching Gaming in the Clinton Years lately, and now I think about it, a lot of the common criticisms of non-Smash platform fighters are a tiny bit... George Woodian. You tend to see the sentiment of "The gameplay's better than Smash, but that doesn't matter because the roster is all OCs/there's no story mode/there's no items/character X is missing/e.t.c." a lot, which feels very GITCY
    "They should make the next Sonic/Smash/Kingdom Hearts/whatever T-rated!"
    I'm looking at all the Palworld character designs, and I feel like half of them are genuinely kinda cool or cute - I really like the dopey Xatu clone, moss mammothm, and edgy Bellossum - but the other half hits a really weirdly specific uncanny valley I cannot put my finger on.
    The ending of Designing For's Waluigi video was kinda ****ed up, even if most likely not an intentional way. I think the notion was "what was hated becomes beloved with time as people with different perspectives are able to speak, isn't that great!", a good message, but in execution it came off more as "We did it Reddit, we bullied the Waluigi haters into hiding!". No matter how much I love Waluigi, the erasure of old internet articles expressing disdain for Waluigi is not a good thing.
    So, Elon Musk thinks AI is going to be "woke", but also thinks AI will be "smarter than all humans combined"?

    Self-owned I guess.
    Oracle Link
    Oracle Link
    I mean Trained Ai can certainly be woke I mean there is an Ai Who generates everyone across History
    as a Minority or Woman ... Including German soldiers from a specific era!

    And You can be both smart and woke like the ai Knows what the truth is yet delibaratly lies! Dioes this make the ai smarter than all humans combined... probably not although i would say ai is pretty smart Evil (in both directions) and dangerous but smart!
    Champion of Hyrule
    Champion of Hyrule
    Oracle Link Oracle Link did you just unironically use “woke” like it’s a term that actually means anything anymore?
    Oracle Link
    Oracle Link
    I mean it doesnt really mean anything anymore! But still if you go by some definitions of that word that Ai Counts as just that!
    Obviously its not actually woke as nowadays you could say broke and it usually means the same thing!

    But yeah that word is pretty dumb!
    So, even Clippy Deniers can agree that Duolingo is a video game, right?
    why does mega man 6 have two racist bosses
    With this recent talk of indie vs. corporate, I honestly fail to see any reason to work with a corporation on a creative product beyond just the IP catalog (whether that being using it or getting inducted into it). Like, at most you get more marketing, but most corporations pay on commission instead of royalties so you're not particularly impacted by the marketing one way or the other. Otherwise, you don't keep the IP, you can't talk about your time at work in depth, you're beholden to strict schedules, and don't even get me started on those focus groups. Even the upside of having someone else handle budget is negated when corporations don't like working with people who don't have established portfolios. I dunno, maybe someone with better corporate know-how can well-actually me on this.
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    StoicPhantom
    Marketing is whats incredibly important though. People think/thought the advent of the internet was supposed to usher in a renaissance of indie publishing, but all it really did was increase the signal to noise ration significantly. In order to get your work known among a deluge of information you need a big voice and that usually means lots of capital. And that usually means signing up with a professional publisher.

    The other issue is, believe it or not, distribution. You would think that digital media would have solved this problem, but it actually turns out that you need technical knowledge to truly publish your works independently. All of these media platforms usually have stipulations in their ToS that they own the rights to your work and can do anything they want with it. A lot of what is being considered as indie publishing isn't truly indie publishing thanks to this. If you wanted to actually publish on the internet you would need to know how to build your own website and make use of networks like torrents or IRC or something like that.

    But it is kind of an amalgamation of things that can do it. The collective negotiations and legalese that comes from distributing on various platforms with their own rules and restrictions as well as things like PR and marketing can overwhelm small teams. Signing with a publisher essentially gives you an indefinite service that handles all of that so that people can concentrate on creating in the first place.


    But that's really only if you want big profits or to become popular/famous. Because of this insanity I think creators should just focus on making a quality product instead. You might not make enough to live off of your work but at least you can be free to actualize your vision to the best of your ability.
    A Kingdom Hearts game directed by me, someone who knows nothing about Kingdom Hearts and only cares about the Disney characters.

    Disney Worlds: (in gameplay progression order)

    1. Polynesia (Moana)
    2. Nottingham (Robin Hood)
    3. Toy Box (Toy Story 3)
    4. WDP Circus (Dumbo)
    5. London (The Great Mouse Detective)
    6. Kuzco's Empire (The Emperor's New Groove)
    7. The Axiom (Wall-E)
    8. The Great Before (Soul)
    9. A Galaxy Far Away (Star Wars)
    10. The Muppet Show (Mini-game world, could go anywhere in the game order)
    Square-Enix worlds:
    1. A Dragon Quest world
    Summons:
    1. Stitch
    2. Ariel
    3. Simba
    4. The Emotions
    5. Lightning McQueen
    6. Mei
    7. Cloud
    New plot-relevant crossover characters:
    1. Figment
    2. Phantom Blot
    3. Max Goof
    Non-plot-relevant non-world-based NPCs
    1. Della Duck
    2. Oswald & Ortensia
    3. Phineas & Ferb
    Insane how the message of Sakurai's competition video was "having competition is good and will make your game better" and the takeaway the comments of it are getting is "smash clones will never be good and should stop trying".
    Wario Wario Wario
    Wario Wario Wario
    Also he said the quiet part out loud again. This is why Pokemon and Smash (the two Nintendo franchises with the biggest impact on Nintendo's wider bottom line outside of the single game, and the most disillusioned fans) aren't preserved as well as Nintendo's other IPs - Melee would be as easy as looking up which revision is the correct one and choosing that one, a majority of DS games on the Wii U VC lost as much from losing multiplayer support as DPP and BWB2W2 would, but neither series' legacy titles would introduce people to new plastic figures like the new games would.
    I'm going to try and play (and maybe complete) every Virtual Boy game at some point - I just want to acquire some 3D glasses first - and the fact the first game on the lineup alphabetically is called "3D Tetris" is somewhat anxiety inducing. Tetris-gimmick-variants are always either the best or worst thing ever, there is no inbetween.
    The Nintendo Monopoly variant is 1. very clearly meant to mess with Google results about the 1980s, 2. based around the very bizarre conciet of buying Nintendo characters (I really hope that means their sports contracts), 3. places Wario and Waluigi as having the lowest price, which is complete slander, and 4. stretched so hard to give Metroid equal representation to the other franchises that they made Samus' morph ball form a seperate character.


    The weird number formatting is a holdover from an earlier version that only mentioned those first 2 points.
    I rarely if ever make Smash suggestions as jokes, everything I vouch for, even if it's a fundamentally comedic idea like the Sega logo or something, there's always some underlying logic or cool factor... that being said, if I was put in charge of a Real Actual Smash game, I would pull a "grimdark Epic Mickey" and just make a fake roster filled with the most stupid Nintendo references that would never ever work no matter how creative you are just to test what Nintendo allows - Who's ready to fight as "Zelda key piece from Nintendo Cereal System" or "Torn out page from Nintendo Power promoting an aborted contest to appear in the cancelled Mask 2"?
    I can't help but think that if you removed just one of the Nintendo 64's staple first party or Rare games from its lineup, it would instantly collapse like a Jenga tower into the 3DO/Jaguar zone in public perception. In terms of quantity, the canonical "good games" just barely make up a full library. It's weird too, because I can't say that about GameCube, which had a very similar historical context to N64 - I can imagine a world where the GameCube is beloved without a major game like Monkey Ball 2 or Smash Melee, I cannot imagine a world where the N64 is well-remembered without something like Pokemon Puzzle League or Mario Golf just barely contributing to keeping the tower stable.
    It baffles that people used to have such a hard time grasping that the Nostalgia Critic is satire. I don't mean the Nostalgia Critic's meta-critics, I mean other critics who were inspired by the Nostalgia Critic. Old Mr. Enter is probably the most well known example - like, they get angry, play clips from other movies as reactions, and format their reviews as "clip - commentary - clip - commentary" in chronological order like NC, but compared to NC they never do silly slapstick acting and always try to be genuinely analytical with their own opinions instead of a funny forum nitpicker who compares everything he sees to the intimate body areas and fluids of popular characters.
    Internal Frickface
    Internal Frickface
    i like most people who never understood that the angery parts of the reviews were meant to be funny or jokes, so people like old mr enter like you mentioned, just came off as less funny or hysterical, and moreso just came off as genuinely unwell and angry and theyre pissing themselves over a spongebob cartoon where squidward makes patrick cry or something
    I think my biggest regret with DriDim was not having it set as a "Double Dash" type game from the beginning. Would make our iconic team racers and crossover seasons a bit difficult if not non-existant, but seeing Harley and Taz drive together in that MVS McDonald's advert makes me severely regret not taking the opportunity to have Squidward and Chun-Li share the wheel on Optimus Prime
    The idea of a "YouTube fighting game" is funny to me - it's typically brought up by people who like kid-skewing YouTubers like Markiplier or MatPat who have larger-than-life stage personalities that probably translate well into movesets, but if you look at it from my YouTube viewing habits - which tends to skew towards analysis-comedy video essays, with bit of straightforward comedy/memes and serious breadtube stuff thrown in - it is completely incompatible. The idea of Kevin Perjurer having a Michael Eisner jumpscare super move or debating the legality of the Ashens couch stage is hilarious.
    It's really weird how people talk about reasons given for not exercising or dieting, valid or otherwise, as "excuses" - like, excuses for what? What obligation do they owe you? It's not like odor or something where it could prove intrusive towards others, it's their body, you don't gain or lose anything from how they handle it.
    when is rate their chances mvs coming back.

    i loved giving points to the supidest, most loosely connected **** i could find. i love the number 0!
    I haven't played MVS, and don't think it looks very good, but honestly if there's any platform fighter that should have a League of Legends-sized roster, it should be this one - primarily casual appeal, big emphasis on character interactions, really vague criteria for character inclusion that covers multiple fandoms - quantity is the way to go here.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Wario Wario Wario
    With NASB you only really have 3 meta-fandoms - 90s fans, 2000s fans, and 2010s fans - the latter is really small currently, so as long as you've got a decent balance of the first 2 everyone will be pleased - with MVS you've got HBO fans, Looney Tunes fans, Cartoon Network fans, MGM cartoon fans, Mortal Kombat fans, Hanna-Barbera fans, family live action movie fans, mature movie fans, DC fans, Adult Swim fans, and a pretty strong probability of having guests eventually - almost all of those have their own chronological nostalgia fractions just like Nick too - it's utterly impossible to give everyone an equal amount of attention without going all out.
    When you think about it, this iconic image has very chilling existential implications. Imagine if your Truman Show epiphany was kicked off by being visited by a past version of yourself, somehow aware while present-day you isn't, attempting to tearily-eyed enact violent retribution for not being entertaining enough to watch.

    I'm not sure how ironic I'm being here. More than half on either the ironic or sincere scale, but certainly not 100%, and I have no clue which is dominant
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