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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2025

Thinking about doctors in Smash more, I think the best doctor clone choice is actually Dr. Diddy Kong. Like, imagine a slow, powerful, heavyweight Diddy, and instead of banana peels he throws edible healing bananas as bait. Megavitamin-coloured peanuts would be cute too.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 12, 2025

if i partook in the mindwave tournament, my games would just be bart bash with ed bighead.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 12, 2025

"To me, Regular Show is a Weird Show"

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 12, 2025

I think part of the reason I can give NASB1 more leeway on prop moves than Smash, aside from it starring cartoons, is because NASB1 is clearly meant to be - to some extent - a "training wheels" game, meant to introduce kids to how platform fighters work, and to me, Mr. Game & Watch and Villager were both instrumental in introducing me to how platfighters work because I could clearly figure out which button does "the key" or "the turnips" compared to punches and kicks.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 12, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 12, 2025

just realised aSMa isn't actually aMSa

i feel like an idiot again

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2025

why is johnny vegas morshu in this monkeh ad

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2025

I just realised that NASB2 Mr. Krabs' super move hitbox is so weird because his ancient coin is basically equivalent to a cutscene-less super....

That's genius. Wow.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2025

i have a habit of clicking youtube recommendations of songs i clearly know i hate repeatedly, and currently it's "earth" by lil richardy, which is one the worst songs ever bar none, and thankfully that one opens with a fake news report about wildfires so i can get off before i can see and hear the type speciment for all faux-pixar ai models.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2025

I don't like the MVS Shaggy moveset less because of the meme and more because it feels like they tried to awkwardly fuse together the meme and actual Scooby-Doo stuff and it just really comes off as incoherent. I think they should've gone to one extreme or the other, with the meme being my personal preferance since MVS is so dialog-based and you can do all the personality compensation there, while all the mystery stuff has 4 whole other characters to give to, and one who can get the snack stuff too.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2025

I was making a roster for a Sonic fighting game, but in a timeline where the public domain works as intended, but ALSO Sonic 2 only just became PD so I can't use Knuckles/Amy/most of SatAM's cast, and scrapped it for one reason: I realised that in this timeline, I could put Darkwing Duck in a Sonic game, and I had to step away because that was just too cool to handle. You may not believe it, but I suffer from overwhelming copyright cognitivie dissonance too.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2025

"w and the stray pixel" is a great band name. maybe also a superhero name.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2025

so why are metroidvanias so into little mouthless albino pikachus.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2025

google just changed the shade of black to a sort of bluish look on dark mode, but the first thing i googled today was "kanye" so i thought google had implemented a special "googling a scandal" variant.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

The name has been tainted, let's agree to call him Kabosu.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

why late-90s/early-2000s gaming internet was great:

you could just say "that dog is called mr. peepers" and everyone would believe you

why late-90s/early-2000s gaming internet was terrible:

you could just say "bill gates personally kidnapped banjo and is making him into a fur rug for windows hq" and everyone would believe you

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

ranking famous bitey animals in terms of how well they work mad-libbed into the "leopards eating faces party". Ranked mostly by abstract uncalculable flow and vibes.

S+: Leopards, Jaguars, Piranhas
S: Lions, Hyenas, Panthers
A: Alligators, Polar Bears
B: Hippos, Crocodiles, Bears (non-polar)
C: Sharks, Tigers, Ticks
F: Wolves, Camels, Bobcats, Cheetahs
F+: Dinosaurs, Whales, Cougars

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

just had a shocking realisation

which is which is up to you

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

I think a lot of people put way too much stock in the "quality" of a game/movie/TV show so on when talking about... literally anything about the work other than its quality.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

What if we could go back?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

nasb1 haters (pre-hugh patch (and also post-hugh patch for some inexplicable reason)) be like

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

i commissioned someone on checkpoint to make a sonic mod where sonic is replaced with a photorealistic gorilla. cannot wait.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

icarly season 4 episode 22

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

I was reading up on what characters are in Disney Magic Kingdoms and saw a mention of "tapper events" (because it's a touch-screen game) and for a brief, horrifying second thought they put in Root Beer Tapper because he was in Wreck-It Ralph

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2025

wtf slap city used to have an attract mode? why did they remove it?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2025

I like that Garfield and TMNT are in the NASBs, IMO there isn't really much difference between "acquired IP" and "homegrown IP" since ultimately they were made by artists who can leave or go at any time - but... Ice Age in Disney Magic Kingdoms feels like an actual sin against nature

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2025

Kanye has gone mask-off so many times I'm not sure if he even has a skull anymore. He's in SpongeBob's Halloween costume.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2025

Idea for an unlockable system in a multiplayer game:

Every few matches (number would likely have to depend on the unlockable-to-starter content ratio) a dialog box pops up and lets you select one of 3 unlock options, and the winner gets to pick. RNG picks if a CPU wins.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2025

once live tv is officially dead and burried, the weird indie programming using up old sattelites is gonna be peak.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2025

"Grrr, why are Smash fans so negative and toxic???"
OK, I'm gonna ruminate on what the cause could be and figure out a solution.
"Not like that!!!"

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 8, 2025

the thumbnail that is almost entirely "rihanna is smurfette" comes extremely close, but nothing will top making it look like the krypto the superdog movie is called DWAYNE JOHNSON

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 8, 2025

anti-woke family guy
dude (non-inclusive) this car shoots ass and i can watch maga-nascar while i'm rolling coal

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 8, 2025

Him: Meet me at McDonald's?
Barber: Say no more, fam. pic.twitter.com/Up7lkDqwPq
— McDonald's UK (@McDonaldsUK) February 22, 2018

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 8, 2025

It's kinda funny how merchandising, adaptations, and general popular culture treat animated sitcoms completely different from regular sitcoms. It's completely understandable why, don't get me wrong, but it's also just kinda funny that Fred Flintstone was considered a shoo-in for MVS, but people only really brought up Seinfeld or Friends as a joke. Imagine if all of the stuff they slap Homer Simpson's head onto was Al Bundy instead.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 8, 2025

wtf why is sonic the fighters in the new mario party

Look-alike

Look-alikes are gray clones of characters in Super Mario Party Jamboree. Being a variation of the ten Jamboree Buddies, they are exclusive to the Party-Planner Trek mode and appear as stand-in characters created by Kamek. During the Party-Planner...

www.mariowiki.com

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 7, 2025

One of the coolest and most subtle instances I've seen of kids' media promoting anti-authority mentality was an old Dandy comic I had as a kid where they hid a joke in a contest's terms and conditions small print and said "see, always read the small print!". At the time I read it as just a dumb gag - which it is - but now I'm older I really appreciate that kind of message to know what you're getting into and pay attention to tiny, hidden things.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 7, 2025

the "velma unmasks old man jenkins" mechanic in mvs is really cute in the moment but think about it too long and you realise that mvs is just an old man jenkins fighting game.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 7, 2025

watching this feels like i'm watching a lost episode creepypasta happen in real life in real time

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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 7, 2025

watching a kids' british tv out of context compilation and i have been reminded of this suppressed memory

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 7, 2025

saving this for future use

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