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    Steve from Minecraft is coming to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

    Did you seriously put a Minecraft with Gadget reference in the subtitle?
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    I can't believe there's now a Smash character named after a creepypasta.

    I can't believe there's now a Smash character named after a creepypasta.
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    I imagine they thought "let's cross over Mario with the Rabbids", went through a Wikipedia list...

    I imagine they thought "let's cross over Mario with the Rabbids", went through a Wikipedia list of all Mario games and decided the first genre out of a hat that wasn't on that list.
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    The whole "Daddy Sakurai" idol worship thing is hella creepy, almost cult-like.

    The whole "Daddy Sakurai" idol worship thing is hella creepy, almost cult-like.
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    Really it comes down to a difference in humour. Joking about the dinosaur with 500 teeth isn't...

    Really it comes down to a difference in humour. Joking about the dinosaur with 500 teeth isn't an endorsement of racism, it's just a silly joke because "hey look, this thing that should be innocent isn't!" - it's basic shock humour, no worse than a Family Guy cutaway or edgy Rick & Morty quote -...
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    I don't think you understood: the whole point of that post was a joke. I don't actually find the...

    I don't think you understood: the whole point of that post was a joke. I don't actually find the word sex offensive. It was a reference to memes like this: I have no clue how everyone fell for that bait, I was using ridiculous terms like "worst mistake of my life", "unepic" and "no-no word", it...
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    I love this funny socialist monkey goblin man. Go **** up that self-righteous capitalist prude...

    I love this funny socialist monkey goblin man. Go **** up that self-righteous capitalist prude, funny monkey. You're a hero. Let's consider a few things: -Prosperity brought a trident and shield, Funny Monkey Man brought no weapons, he has the moral high ground - not only that, but he's winning...
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    I liked the Sonic movie, but Detective Pikachu was infinitely better IMO. Sonic just struck me...

    I liked the Sonic movie, but Detective Pikachu was infinitely better IMO. Sonic just struck me as a really good, but not-so-special kids' road trip movie that could've been done equally as good, if not better, with an original "fast alien" character - while Detective Pikachu felt like a real...
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    Wait, the Smash presentation says "Live in 8 hours", not "Premiering in 8 hours"... hmm...

    Wait, the Smash presentation says "Live in 8 hours", not "Premiering in 8 hours"... hmm...
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    Remember to keep up to date on speculation! here's the latest theory image going into Challenger...

    Remember to keep up to date on speculation! here's the latest theory image going into Challenger Pack 7:
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    If you've been keeping up, that'd be anything but unexpected. There's quite a bit of potential...

    If you've been keeping up, that'd be anything but unexpected. There's quite a bit of potential evidence for Waluigi's inclusion.
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    I like how rantsona video thumbnails tend to use blood font, stormy backgrounds, stock image...

    I like how rantsona video thumbnails tend to use blood font, stormy backgrounds, stock image fire, e.t.c. to refer to things as decidedly not-death-inducing as traced artwork and foot jokes in children's TV shows.
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    A New Wah-volution!: NEW Waluigi Support Thread

    Ooh boy, didn't think about King Boo... I'm not opposed to him on paper but god damn it'd be disappointing if he got in over Waluigi given that "stealing slots" is a VERY real thing when it comes to Fighters' Passes.
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    A New Wah-volution!: NEW Waluigi Support Thread

    1st parties are harder to leak, neither Min Min or Byleth were verifiably leaked (though admittedly the prior was pretty easy to guess), nor was the existence of an ARMS rep. I think it's possible they're focusing on 1st parties this time around to prevent leaks.
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    A New Wah-volution!: NEW Waluigi Support Thread

    Doesn't Sakurai say sales often impact which characters get in Smash? I think Duck Hunt was one of the characters he cited, and IIRC Pit was chosen because he had the best sales of the Famicom GBA ports in Japan. Anyway, have a peek at this...
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