Character Files #01 Banjo & Kazooie
First Appearance: Diddy Kong Racing (N64, 1997) (Banjo), Banjo-Kazooie (1998, N64)
Latest Appearance: Banjo-Kazooie Nuts & Bolts (2008, Xbox 360)
Neutral: Claw Swipe
Dash: Foward Roll
F-Tilt: Magic Wrench
U-Tilt: Kazooie Peck
D-Tilt: Leg Swipe
FSmash: Beegul Bash
USmash: Wing Crash
DSmash: Snooze Pack
Nair: Feather Flap
Fair: Ratatat Tat
Bair: Bear Bash
Uair: Wing Whack
Dair: Beak Bomb
FThrow: Kazooie performs several wings strikes.
BThrow: Banjo crams the opponent into the pack and then ejects them behind him.
UThrow: Jumps up high with the opponent and then slams them back down
DThrow: Performs a Drill Beak by slamming them down into the ground.
N-Special: Beegull Blaster (Pulls out Kazooie. Special fires eggs. Attack performs Beak Bayonet. Throw puts it away. Taunt changes the eggs from either Fire, Grenade, or Ice)
S-Special: Beak Buster
U-Special: Spring Jump (holding up after ending the attack causes Kazooie to flap her wings for a hovering period)
Final smash: The Jingonator
Snake: Hey, what am I fighting exactly?
Colonel: That’s Banjo the Honey Bear and that’s Kazooie, the Breegull.
Snake: Uhh...when did I step into a kids book?
Colonel: You didn’t. The rules of war has changed the moment you stepped into Smash.
Snake: You got a point. Dinosaurs, talking foxes, a boy who can see the future. It’s all pretty crazy.
Colonel: It’s best not to ask why, Snake. Focus at your task at hand.
Snake: Which is?
Colonel: Giving that bear and bird combo a good old fashioned story book beating.
Viridi: Hey Pit, don’t go hurting those cute animals!!
Pit: Aftually, they are the ones hurting me.
Viridi: Did you do something to anger them? Steal thier bananas? Burn down thier home?
Pit: Nope! I can’t get a read on these guys!
Palutena: That must be Banjo and Kazooie.
Pit: Whooza whatsit now what?
Viridi: Use your words, Pit.
Pit: Can you repeat that again, Lady Palutena. And slowly?
Palutena: You are facing the duo, Banjo and Kazooie. Banjo is the bear and Kazooie is the bird.
Pit: I see. For a pair of animals, they have some moves!
Palutena: Of course. They use thier abilities to fight the evil witch, Gruntilda. She kidnapped Banjo’s cute sister to drain her of her youth and beauty.
Pit: That’s heinous!
Viridi: the Forces of Nature wont stand for that!
Palutena: Well, I suppose we could try talking but Kazooie has quite the mouth. Fighting it out by be better.
Pit: Gotcha! I’ll give them the old “Give up and say uncle” move I’ve been saying:
Viridi and Palutena: Oh dear...