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Perkilator · Saturday at 10:41 AM

Over a year since Byleth released...and unfortunately, people still aren’t over it.

In fact, they’ve mostly gotten over the #FreeMelee controversy quicker than Byleth. Just goes to show people will hold petty grudges against FE. :/

Perkilator · Thursday at 11:38 AM

Seeing Bowser Jr. use his paintbrush in tandem with his Koopa Clown Car makes me wish he did the same in Smash.

Perkilator · Wednesday at 8:54 PM

If I were a Phantom Thief, I would probably be a male Navi. My code name would probably be "Mole", since I'm holed up in my room on my computer a lot. My Persona would probably be "Dionysus", analyzing the positives and negatives of certain situations (battle or not). I chose that role because Dionysus was a god of wine who embodies both the positives and negatives of alcohol.

Perkilator · Jan 12, 2021

If there's any compant who ****ing loves to stroke their own ego with their commercials, it's Libery Mutual by a long shot.

Perkilator · Jan 11, 2021

Question: what would be Sora's weight, by Smash metric, if he got in Smash?

Perkilator · Jan 10, 2021

I just did a CTR:NF Online match with a Blue Jay Penta in Tiny Arena and completely mauled everyone. I got 1st and kept it without really trying.

Perkilator · Jan 9, 2021

Our RTC Discord is kinda dead...

Perkilator · Jan 8, 2021

Someone needs to do a "We Didn't Start the Fire" parody titled "President Trump, You're Fired".

Perkilator · Jan 8, 2021

I know we talk about how we wish Decideueye or Mimikyu or Lycanroc were the Alola rep, but one Alola Mon I was thinking of is Primarina, one of my favorite starters.

Perkilator · Jan 7, 2021

Now, here's for some Japanese titles of the Classic Mode routes that I unironically think are better than their official English names

Japanese translations (Yes, some of these actually are the Japanese names.)

Link: The Blade of Evil's Bane that Cuts the Darkness
Fox: The Infinite Universe
Pikachu: Great Fray Pocket Monsters
Luigi: Stay Away, Scary People!
Jigglypuff: 64 All-Stars
Ganondorf: The Beginning of the End
Roy: Otherworldly Swordfighters
Chrom: Destiny or Bond?
Zero Suit Samus: Master the Wire
Ike: The Jet-Black Warriors
King Dedede: Whaaat's a King?
R.O.B.: Poker-Faced Warriors
Mega Man: The Mystery of Dr. Mario
Duck Hunt: Animal Brothers
Ridley: The Galactic Menace! Space Pirates
Isabelle: 23 Red Flowers
Byleth: Genealogy of the Emblem

Name changes I'd make

Link: The Blade of Evil's Bane
Fox: The Infinite Universe
Luigi: S-stay Away! Mario, heeeelp!
Ganondorf: By Some Divine Prank
Roy: Blades of the Outrealms
Chrom: Invisible Ties
Zero Suit Samus: Wired for Smash
Ike: The Jet-Black Abyss
King Dedede: The King of Spades
R.O.B.: Poker-Faces
Mega Man: The Mystery of Dr. M
Duck Hunt: Super Animal Bros.
Isabelle: 23 Red Flowers
Byleth: Genealogy of the Emblem

Perkilator · Jan 5, 2021

Man, you know the gaming industry alone suffered greatly in 2020 when Josh couldn't even fit every major thing into the list (yeah, he does get a few things wrong).

Perkilator · Jan 3, 2021

Fit In ULTIMATELY / SMASHINGLY: The COMPLETE Series - YouTube

Please give this playlist a listen. There's a plethora of music that fits in Smash; both original and remixes.

Perkilator · Jan 3, 2021

I just realized; both Sora and Tak are videogame-first characters owned by non-videogame companies, making them eleigible for Smash.

Perkilator · Jan 3, 2021

Man, I feel so bad to be a fan of Sakura Shinguji. Literally everyone in RTC seems to have a hate boner for her.

Perkilator · Jan 2, 2021

Once 3D World + Bowser's Fury releases, we're completely in the dark (save for futher Smash DLC) until Nintendo makes more announcements.

Perkilator · Jan 2, 2021

Wow...it's actually shocking how well this remix captures the style of Yoko Shimomura

Perkilator · Jan 2, 2021

It makes sad that people are quick to dismiss Rex as a possibility because of his Mii Costume even though he was only too late for the base game, but then in the same breath think "DLC wasn't planned when this character got that role" is perfectly fine for Assist Trophies.

Perkilator · Jan 2, 2021

From the page on SmashWiki, here’s a more detailed list of which characters fight which bosses in their Classic Mode routes.

The amount of fights against the hands alone (excluding Sephiroth) makes me sad. pic.twitter.com/clvLK9n3l1
— Jingilator @ Golden Reindeer (@Nichola69339183) January 2, 2021

Perkilator · Jan 1, 2021

If you could have ANYTHING put into Smash Ultimate in 2021.
What would you add to the game? pic.twitter.com/iVCHrb6K5s
— ToFu Santa hat HLG (@tofuHLG) January 1, 2021

Perkilator · Dec 31, 2020

Man, Link's new Final Smash should've been a Stasis, a Flurry Rush and THEN the Ancient Bow.

Perkilator · Dec 31, 2020

Dude, imagine a world with a Koopa Troopa as a playable Smash character instead of Piranha Plant

Perkilator · Dec 30, 2020

SmashBoards said:
It's "2021", not "2020 won."
Logged in on on New Years Eve/Day! (If you got this early or late, blame timezones)

Yep, can confirm I got this a few hours early from New Year's Eve because timezones.

Regardless, here's to a (hopefully) better 2021.

Perkilator · Dec 30, 2020

As someone who's played it for a criminal amount of time, I feel like the people who say Ring Fit Trainee would/should be a Wii Fit Echo haven't played Ring Fit Adventure at all.

Perkilator · Dec 30, 2020

I have been informed that Pac-Man's "teeth" in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is not actually teeth.

So I guess we *can't* believe it.

What's actually happening is that the light effect here is reflecting off of the roof of his mouth in a way that makes it look like he has teeth. pic.twitter.com/pY2NBxbWwf
— Daily Pac-Man (@DailyPacMan) December 29, 2020

Well, gee, good to know I didn't need sleep tonight.

Perkilator · Dec 30, 2020

Why do I wanna meme about how long I've been waiting for another character even though we JUST GOT Sephiroth? Am I really that desperate for Cash Banooca and Kid Keyblader?

Perkilator · Dec 29, 2020

Just for people who think FF7R is a time travel fanfic: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Fantasy_VII_Remake#Plot

TL;DR Events don't play out 1:1, but it's still the story we all know and more.

Perkilator · Dec 27, 2020

I got LAD off of Amazon and I already love it.

...I thought I was done with Cash Banooca#PS4share https://t.co/KSI1NJKaX6 pic.twitter.com/VztQdXQF3R
— Jingilator @ Golden Reindeer (@Nichola69339183) December 27, 2020

Perkilator · Dec 27, 2020

I think I can make a more believable fake Smash leak than most fake Smash leaks out there.

Challenger Pack 9: Cinderace (announed on February 27th to celebrate Pokemon's 25th anniversary; releases between March and April)

Challenger Pack 10: Chosen Undead (announced at E3 2021 for Dark Souls' 10th anniversary; releases between July and August)

Challenger Pack 11: Crash Bandicoot (also announced at E3 to celebrate his series' 25th anniversary; releases between October and November)

Perkilator · Dec 27, 2020

https://twitter.com/nichola69339183/status/1343245761182539776?s=21

Perkilator · Dec 27, 2020

Man, why can't blatantly fake leaks ever talk about unexpected characters (like Chosen Undead, Sakura Shinguji, or-God forbid-Crazy ****ing Dave)?

Perkilator · Dec 26, 2020

Gotta love when I go online and fight people who are a million times better than me decide to take away any chance I have to hit them and can sometimes go nearly the whole match without taking damage.

Perkilator · Dec 26, 2020

For Lord Gwyn knows why, I've decided to take it upon myself to write a whole essay for Chosen Undead.

Perkilator · Dec 26, 2020

GUYS!! https://twitter.com/peachypinkcess/status/1342682629758476288?s=21

Perkilator · Dec 25, 2020

My two dogs bark at literally everything, even when there's nothing happening. It's actually kinda irritating.

Perkilator · Dec 25, 2020

Negative status effects in Ultimate

Sleep
Bury
Flower
Freeze
Stun
Slow
Paralyze
Slip
Curse
Ink
Poison
Mushroom

I feel like Supernova should've also included Bury, Freeze, Paralyze, Slip, Ink and Poison.

Perkilator · Dec 24, 2020

Merry Christmas!

Here's to all the terrible ice puns from Batman & Robin!

Perkilator · Dec 23, 2020

I just saw PBG's video on Christmas Tree.

....You think that movie would fly today if it was remade to be actually good?

Perkilator · Dec 23, 2020

Just for reference, here’s all the characters who didn’t have a 3D model prior to their Smash debut:

Samus
Ness
Captain Falcon
Ice Climbers
Dr. Mario
Marth
Roy
Mr. Game & Watch
Pit
Lucas
Duck Hunt

Perkilator · Dec 22, 2020

I just finished Sephy's Spirit Board. I found myself disabling items for a lot of them, making them kinda easy compared to the other Spirit Boards I've done.

Of course, I used Sephiroth for all of them.

Perkilator · Dec 22, 2020

If Caddicarus took a look at the Smash series, I want it to be called "The Ball-Smashing World of Super Smash Bros."

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