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Perkilator · Jan 6, 2025

How to fix Nintendo Switch Online in 3 easy steps:

Upgrade to more modern online server technology
Make the basic online features of your games not locked behind the subscription service
As far as said subscription service, combine the regular and expansion packages into a single package that costs, at most, $29.99 a year

Perkilator · Jan 5, 2025

After thinking about it, I’ve become a little more open to the next Mario Kart dabbling in more guest content…but only a little. Hence,
I've decided to do what Delzethin did and make two Mario Kart rosters: one that's focused on Mario-adjacent content, and another that dabbles into guest content. Only two things will be 100% consistent:

40 characters at launch
48 tracks at launch

Characters

Mario	Luigi	Peach	Daisy	Rosalina	Pauline	Cappy	Metal Mario
Wario	Waluigi	Bowser	Bowser Jr.	Donkey Kong	Diddy Kong	Dixie Kong	Cranky Kong
Funky Kong	King K. Rool	Toad	Toadette	Yoshi	Birdo	Koopa Troopa	Hammer Bro
Dry Bones	Dry Bowser	Baby Mario & Baby Luigi	Shy Guy	King Boo	Wiggler	Kamek	Petey Piranha
Nabbit	King Bob-omb	Chargin' Chuck	Poochy	Honey Queen	Donkey Kong Jr.	Elephant Mario	Mii

Nitro Grand Prix

Mushroom Cup	Flower Cup	Feather Cup	Egg Cup	Star Cup	Special Cup
Peach's Driving School	Mario Kart Stadium	Dr. Mario's Office	Kamek Book Store	Haunted Hotel	Big Band Boulevard
Shy Guy Skate Park	Stardust Fields	Waluigi Island	Poochy Park	Morton Construction	DK Docks
Bonneton Museum	Autumn Mountain	Painted Swampland	Stork Bay	Dry Dry Wasteland	Bowser's Castle
Luigi's Casino	Piranha Plant of Horrors	Tomorrow Hill	Yarn Yoshi Yard	Koopa Clown Carnival	Rainbow Road

Retro Grand Prix

Shell Cup	Banana Cup	Leaf Cup	Bell Cup	Lightning Cup	Spiny Cup
GCN Luigi Circuit	SNES Mario Circuit 4	DS Delfino Square	8DX Super Bell Subway	N64 Wario Stadium	8DX Squeaky Clean Sprint
3DS Shy Guy Bazaar	DS Luigi's Mansion	Wii Dry Dry Ruins	GBA Lakeside Park	GCN Wario Colosseum	DS Airship Fortress
SNES Koopa Beach 1	N64 DK's Jungle Parkway	Tour Warp Pipe Canyon	SNES Vanilla Lake 2	3DS Wario Shipyard	Wii Bowser's Castle
N64 Moo Moo Farm	Wii Toad's Factory	3DS Wuhu Loop	GCN Mushroom City	8DX Mount Wario	GBA Rainbow Road

Characters

Mario	Luigi	Bowser	Bowser Jr.	Peach	Daisy	Rosalina	Pauline
Wario	Waluigi	Donkey Kong	Diddy Kong	Toad	Toadette	Yoshi	Koopa Troopa
Shy Guy	Kamek	Petey Piranha	King Boo	Dry Bones	Dry Bowser	Link	Zelda
Villager	Isabelle	Tom Nook	Inkling	Callie / Marie	Dragaux	Biff	Olimar
Pit	Captain Falcon	Kirby	Meta Knight	King Dedede	R.O.B.	Excitebiker	Mii

Nitro Grand Prix	Retro Grand Prix	Cross Grand Prix

Mushroom Cup	Flower Cup	Shell Cup	Banana Cup	Crossing Cup	Inkling Cup
Peach's Driving School	Mario Kart Stadium	GCN Luigi Circuit	SNES Mario Circuit 4	Retro Circuit	Ring Fit Circuit
Shy Guy Skate Park	Waluigi Island	N64 Koopa Troopa Beach	DS Delfino Square	Green Greens	Cinema Deux
Bonneton Museum	Kamek Book Store	3DS Shy Guy Bazaar	Tour Warp Pipe Canyon	Hyrule Castle Town	Serene Shores
Luigi's Casino	Piranha Plant of Horrors	Wii Toad's Factory	3DS Wuhu Loop	New Horizons	Inkopolis Plaza

Star Cup	Special Cup	Lightning Cup	Spiny Cup	Triforce Cup	Falcon Cup
Haunted Hotel	Big Band Boulevard	N64 Wario Stadium	8DX Cloudtop Cruise	Murasame Castle	Port Town
Morton Construction	DK Docks	8DX Super Bell Subway	Wii Dry Dry Ruins	Skyworld	White Land
Dry Dry Wasteland	Bowser's Castle	GBA Lakeside Park	DS Airship Fortress	Zebes Escape	Fire Field
Koopa Clown Carnival	Rainbow Road	GCN Mushroom City	GBA Rainbow Road	Tal Tal Heights	Phantom Road

Perkilator · Jan 5, 2025

What if Nintendo saved the concept of retro courses for Mario Kart Wii?

Shell Cup	Banana Cup	Lightning Cup	Spiny Cup
SNES Mario Circuit 1	N64 Mario Raceway	GCN Mario Circuit	DS Waluigi Pinball
GCN Peach Beach	GCN Waluigi Stadium	DS Peach Gardens	GCN DK Mountain
N64 Moo Moo Farm	SNES Ghost Valley 2	GBA Bowser Castle 3	N64 Bowser's Castle
GBA Shy Guy Beach	DS Delfino Square	N64 Choco Mountain	SNES Rainbow Road

Shell Cup	Banana Cup	Lightning Cup	Spiny Cup
DS Figure-8 Circuit	SNES Mario Circuit 2	DS DK Pass	SNES Vanilla Lake 2
N64 Koopa Troopa Beach	N64 DK's Jungle Parkway	Wii Maple Treeway	DS Airship Fortress
GBA Bowser Castle 1	DS Luigi's Mansion	GCN Dino Dino Jungle	GCN Bowser's Castle
Wii Mushroom Gorge	GCN Daisy Cruiser	GBA Sky Garden	GBA Rainbow Road

Shell Cup	Banana Cup	Lightning Cup	Spiny Cup
GBA Luigi Circuit	Wii Coconut Mall	Wii Grumble Volcano	DS Tick Tock Clock
SNES Mario Circuit 3	N64 Royal Raceway	DS Wario Stadium	3DS Piranha Plant Slide
DS Cheep Cheep Beach	DS Shroom Ridge	GCN Sherbet Land	SNES Bowser Castle 3
Wii Moo Moo Meadows	3DS DK Jungle	3DS Music Park	N64 Rainbow Road

Perkilator · Jan 3, 2025

I've been listening to some Sentai insert songs, and man...I wish at least of the Sentai music made it into Power Rangers. The Red Puncher song from Ohranger particularly sounds like a song that would be right up Ron Wasserman's alley.

Perkilator · Jan 1, 2025

Happy New Year!

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Perkilator · Dec 26, 2024

I’ve been thinking about some of the comments I’ve made those year about “what if the Jim Henson Creature Shop made Power Rangers” and now I’d like to imagine such a timeline. Maybe the franchise would feel less overtly cheap, limitations of tokusatsu aside? Maybe the Creature Shop would be able to collab with Toei to design some Super Sentai characters? Would the PR side of things still continue the practice of splicing in Sentai footage?

Perkilator · Dec 25, 2024

With the Switch’s 2024 holiday season out of the way (Merry Christmas, btw), I can see the Switch 2 being revealed in January and then releasing in either May or June next year.

Perkilator · Dec 24, 2024

Perkilator · Dec 24, 2024

Merry almost Christmas! Here’s my Steam wishlist, if anyone’s interested. https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561199492787847/?sort=dateadded

Perkilator · Dec 23, 2024

Just got out of Sonic 3.

Mushroomguy12 Assuming you haven’t seen the movie yet…boy, have I got good news for you (I’m not gonna spoil it, of course).

Perkilator · Dec 19, 2024

Anyone here remember Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Echoes of Time? It used a special engine called Pollux that allowed the DS version to be emulated via the Wii version.

However, this engine was never used again, not even by Square Enix. Which is a shame, because I can name at least 20 DS games that would get mileage out of this engine.

Perkilator · Dec 19, 2024

『イースⅩ -Proud NORDICS-』2025年発売決定！
新規ストーリー&冒険の舞台、
多数の要素が追加され大幅グレードアップ！

もうひとりの“マナ使い”との出会いが、
アドルたちを未知の冒険へといざなっていく──
ティザーサイト：https://t.co/nJr5a7HKqW pic.twitter.com/rkiFDIWWse
— 日本ファルコム (@nihonfalcom) December 19, 2024

Falcom stonks continue to grow

Perkilator · Dec 17, 2024

I think one of the worst parts of the creative process is when you have a million ideas dancing in your head, but then you never have the motivation to bring them to life even when you have plenty of free time.

Perkilator · Dec 17, 2024

What do you guys think of this Sonic overhaul mod?

Perkilator · Dec 15, 2024

You know what I just realized? The world really did end in 2012…except the Mayan calendar didn’t predict the world being ravaged by natural disasters. It predicted Disney’s buyout of LucasFilm enabling the monopoly under their grimy, money-hungry grasp.

Perkilator · Dec 13, 2024

Here’s my plans for Kingdom Hearts in 2025:

Get myself a new laptop that can run melonDS
Purchase 1.5+2.5, 2.8, and 3 on Steam once I have the money
Play the games in the following order:
- Kingdom Hearts
- Chain of Memories (primarily the 1.5 version unless Nintendo drops the GBA version on NSO)
- Kingdom Hearts II
- 358/2 Days (melonDS)
- Birth by Sleep
- Re:Coded (melonDS)
- Dream Drop Distance
- Kingdom Hearts 0.2
- χ Back Cover
- Kingdom Hearts III + Re:Mind
Catch up on Everglow’s KH Timeline Project

Perkilator · Dec 11, 2024

If Mario Party gets a stage in the next Smash game, how would you guys feel if the stage was Mario's Rainbow Castle, with the main gimmick being the top of the castle switching between Toad and Impostor Bowser? There could also be a handful of spaces indicated by projections of them.

Perkilator · Dec 6, 2024

Perkilator · Dec 5, 2024

Hey.

Guess how old I am today.

Folezicle Lives! · Nov 30, 2024

Hey it'd be cool to see a part 2 for https://smashboards.com/threads/the-switch-7-potential-switch-era-newcomers.523060/ for instance both Emio and Mario Wonder have come out since you posted

Perkilator · Nov 26, 2024

I’m planning on getting a new laptop for Christmas, and then save up enough money to get the entire KH series on Steam and play the following KH games:

Kingdom Hearts (2002)
Chain of Memories (2004)
Kingdom Hearts II (2006)
358/2 Days (2009)
Birth by Sleep (2010)
Re:Coded (2011)
Dream Drop Distance (2012)
0.2 (2017)
Kingdom Hearts III (2019)

Most of the games, I’m planning on playing via the 1.5+2.5 and 2.8 games, and then I’m going to check out Everglow’s Kingdom Hearts Timeline project for that extra bit of lore. For anyone who wants to get into Kingdom Hearts, I recommend doing the same: play the games via 1.5+2.5, 2.8, and 3, and then check out Everglow’s timeline project.

Perkilator · Nov 26, 2024

Today marks the 20th Anniversary of Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King.

This fan-favorite entry is one of the most well-known games in the series, especially in the West. Its latest release was on 3DS with new party members and features.https://t.co/Qm9VJRCnJR pic.twitter.com/tnDVCZ8Tm2
— Noisy Pixel (@NoisyPixelNews) November 26, 2024

Perkilator · Nov 23, 2024

One of my favorite YouTuber running gags is when the background music slowly gets louder for comedic / dramatic effect.

Perkilator · Nov 20, 2024

Perkilator · Nov 18, 2024

I had a dream last night that the Switch 2 was revealed at the Game Awards.

Perkilator · Nov 17, 2024

At this point, my overall Smash hype peaked with Sora. Nowadays I just support whoever I think would have a fun moveset.

Perkilator · Nov 14, 2024

Ok, here we go!

Monday, the nominees for the 10th anniversary of #TheGameAwards will be revealed.

Join me for our global nomination announcement livestream at Noon ET / 9a PT / 5p GMT at https://t.co/u70K4kSdGZ

Exactly one month until the show. pic.twitter.com/7RekdFC68t
— Geoff Keighley (@geoffkeighley) November 14, 2024

Perkilator · Nov 14, 2024

IDC what anyone says. Give me a fully reworked Ganondorf or give me death.

Perkilator · Nov 13, 2024

I’ve had trouble putting into words why I don’t want a Nintendo Kart, but I think I’ve finally found a succinct way to put it: the crossover aspect of Smash isn’t something you can just replicate. Hence, I think it would be more worth the effort to create a Mario Kart game that properly celebrates the history of Mario and the adjacent franchises like Luigi’s Mansion and Donkey Kong.

Perkilator · Nov 12, 2024

If the next Smash has an Adventure Mode that was similar to Melee, what levels would you like to see?

Perkilator · Nov 12, 2024

And with that, Shadow Generations has been beaten by me. It’s a GOAT-ed game and I highly recommend it.

Perkilator · Nov 11, 2024

Question: What do you feel like is an inevitability for the next Smash, regardless of how you feel about it?

Perkilator · Nov 11, 2024

Jotadé said:
Not sure how to word this without It coming off as awkward... But I feel Smash speculation for the most part is really USA-centric?

Idk, I usually see Smash speculators bring up characters Who are waaaay more popular in the USA than say, characters who were huge in Europe and Asia such as Alex Kidd, Guybrush Threepwood or Mark Evans from Inazuma Eleven.

In that sense, I would welcome and invite people who aren't from the USA and wanna partake in Smash Speculation to go wild. I used to be a big supporter of the Dragon Quest 8 Hero in Smash, and people told me a lot he wouldn't happen. Fast forward to 2019 and I see him join Smash Brothers in the words of Sakurai "due to Western fan-requests".

So yeah people, don't be afraid to go out of the usual and so.

This post perfectly sums up why Smash speculation has made me so bored of it. ~~Just another reason why I’m ashamed to be an American~~

Perkilator · Nov 10, 2024

Tune in on 11/11 at 2 p.m. PT for a SUPER NINTENDO WORLD Direct livestream! The stream will be roughly 10 minutes and showcase Donkey Kong Country of #SuperNintendoWorld at Universal Studios Japan. No game information will be featured. #NintendoDirect

📺: https://t.co/0QwNF7DIkG pic.twitter.com/P0HPDK9x0y
— Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) November 10, 2024

Perkilator · Nov 10, 2024

You guys know how with NASB, the characters were only allowed to have official alternate appearances as alternate costumes? Honestly, I think that might serve to the benefit of Noah and Mio, since Xenoblade 3 has plenty of alternate outfits for them. What other characters (be they newcomer or veteran) do you think would benefit from their alts consisting entirely of official alternate appearances?

Perkilator · Nov 9, 2024

I wish when Mario Kart Tour was still getting new content, it did more cross-promotional events the same way Super Mario Run did.

Perkilator · Nov 8, 2024

Perkilator · Nov 8, 2024

After thinking about it a bit more, I’ve decided to reinstall Discord on my phone.

Perkilator · Nov 7, 2024

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