But the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it Those who have it really have it If you haven’t, well you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it Now the haven’ts haven’t had it and the haves are very glad its Just the haven’ts that’re lacking what they’re having Now the ads have got the traffic And we’ve grabbed your demographic So you’re packing up your basket Cos your dad has gotta have it He’ll be sad if you don’t wrap it with a tag, it’ll be tragic So you’re manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic Seems that everybody has it, man you really gotta have it So you get it, you’re ecstatic, but a crackle in the static And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic So you trash it then you get back into your car cos you don’t have it And the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it Those who have it really have it If you haven’t, well you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it Now the haven’ts haven’t had it and the hads are very glad its
Overweight British Ministry of Magic worker