I think the worst part of trump being needlessly antagonistic against the entire planet is that I can't make jokes ****ting on france and england anymore.
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I feel bad for MCU taskmaster because I think they could have done some really interesting things with her character but she's 100% dying in the first 10 minutes of thunderbolts
shout out to one of the most emotionally resonant scenes I've ever seen being one that was absolutely written as a joke
We just barely missed out on "Chicken Jockey for Multiversus" being a viable request, and that makes me sad.
I'm just saying, it's a little suspicious that Spamton appears in the Switch 2 direct for two seconds, and that very same day the president makes an absurdly boneheaded decision that nukes the economy.
Some of you would defend this because it's "expressive and shows a ton of personality"
The existence of companies like Hololive is baffling to me. Why are V-Tubers owned by companies. Scott The Woz isn't owned by anybody.
Undertale remaster, but it's modeled after GBA remakes of SNES games so it's slightly too bright and there's mild screen crunch and there are voice clips every five seconds
I want to watch a twitch streamer who is bald and bad at 2D platformers. Does anyone know one?
Well, I guess it's that time of night (begins to fantasize about being a twink)
Hey, I have an object in motion. Does anyone know how to make it stop being in motion?
I saw somebody say "they should give Tobias from the Diamond/Pearl anime a movie" as a joke in a YouTube video, but honestly? I think that would go hard.
Toby i'm begging you hurry up and release deltarune. I don’t know how much time america has left.
I don't get the drama with the Shrek "redesign ". I genuinely don't see a difference that's just Shrek
I love that I can say "my most wanted stage in the next Smash game is Pokefloats but Sheetz themed from Fortnite" and I'm not making things up. That exists.
Just found out Celino and Barnes divorced. I... i need a moment to process this.
Todos queremos comer Fred Flintstone
I just found out about a species of sponge named Samus anonymous and I think that's quite humorous
"Kamala Harris would have made eggs more expensive" I KNOW. THATS WHY I VOTED FOR HER. I HATE EGGS.
Seeing the popularity of The Batman Who Laughs, we need a similar version of Clark Kent. A version of him corrupted by the most sinister aspect of his nemesis that will keep millions up at night. We need Bald Superman
How it feels watching your friends do cool stuff and you realize you'll never do anything half as interesting (i'm talentless)
Smash speculator going through a depressive episode: Woe is me! I don't deserve to be added! I'm irrelevant and have no moveset potential!
Switch 2 reveal was a fun change of pace! Time for me to get back to "thinking about how my life is meaningless and i'll never do anything that matters", though!
I do not care for the new designs in mario kart 9
Just found out that there was a Tails Metroidvania on the Game Gear. That's insane they need to make a second one
Toby has repeatedly mentioned that Deltarune chapters 3 and 4 are releasing in 2025. There's a part of me thinking that means they're going to shadow drop at midnight (EST). It's objectively not likely, but it feels right.
Is Duolingo eligible for Smash? Much to think about
Between Donald Trump working there and Luigi being caught there, I think it's safe to say that Pennsylvanian McDonald's have some sort of sinister yet incredible power. I'll be sleeping with one eye open.
Mike Flannigan watching the latest episode of Creature Commandos and finding out that his Clayface canonically fetishizes lesbians.
Me when i realize the inevitable end of all things includes the glorious nation of Croatia
Baffled and perplexed that the Healthcare CEO was arrested in an Altoona McDonald's. That's the home town of Sheetz. Why would you deny yourself the Glory of Sheetz
I wish I had the strength of character required to starve myself
Me: I don't like it when comic book adaptations are based on other comic book adaptations, it creates a weird feedback loop that should be avoided at all costs.
Also me: I wish Raven's Multiversus/Fortnite design was her 2003 show design and I hope the Teen Titans movie has the 2003 lineup and I hope Terra is presented as redeemable and I hope they don't call Slade "Deathstroke" and
Thinking about the iconic Pokemon Garganacl. It's name is probably supposed to mean "gargantuan salt". But it comes from the Spain region. Like it or not, it's name is Throat Salt.
"Grrr, my taxes are through the roof? Who is causing this nefarious Pork and Barrel Spending?"
Hog Parliment: "motion to spend 70 million dollars to whimsically forage the forest for truffles"
Shadow Generations takes place concurrently with Sonic Generations. This strongly implies that Sonic Generations 3DS has it's own "Shadow Generations 3DS" that it runs concurrently with. We will never see that game.
I'm trying to think of a joke that cleverly involves my deep self loathing, but i'm coming up blank. have this vent post instead!
people talk about making lions fight pokemon too much. frankly it's heartbreaking seeing these brothers fight. imagine what they could accomplish as friends, not foes.
Dear President Joe Biden
Could you make a new law that makes it illegal for me (specifically and only me) to eat for the next week or so? I'm too lazy to diet so I think this would be the kick in the shins I need to make some real weight loss progress. I don't care what you make the punishment, feel free to ignore the 8th amendment.
-Dearly, Your friend
PeridotGX
i have a very funny joke, but fair warning - it's very dark.
To get to the EVIL side! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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