Turns out, I seem to have a thing for pirate girls...
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Torgo the Bear
Smash Apprentice From Gravity Falls, Oregon
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Am I blind or do people just not really care too much about The Minish Cap?
I used to rule the world
Chunks would load when I gave the word
Now every night I go stow away
Hide from the mobs I used to slay
They once were terrified
Every time I looked into their eyes
Villagers would cheer my way
For a hero I was, that's what they'd say
One minute we had it all
Next our world began to fall
Away from all that it had once become
They all cried for my help, but I stood there numb
I gaze off into the boundless skyline
Note block choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn around, pick up my sword and wield
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
And hope one day that this chaos and
Destruction turns for the better
Never a bow in hand
That was when I ruled the land
It was the creepers and the skeletons
Blew down the doors and boxed us in
Arrows whizzing by like streaks of light
I tried all that I could to stay and fight
As the undead roamed the street
Families broken at my feet
Life itself suspended by a thread
Oh, why was it that I wasn't dead?
I gaze off into the boundless skyline
Note block choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn around, pick up my sword and wield
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
If this battle should leave me slain
I know Herobrine will call my name
Better to take a stand
That was when I ruled the land
I gazed off into the boundless skyline
Note block choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn around, pick up my sword and wield
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
If this battle should leave me slain
I know Herobrine will call my name
Better to take a stand
And that was when I ruled the land
Useless Fact:
There are only 12 Super Smash Bros. fighters with official Funko Pop Figures.
(Alex)
Looking back on SiIvagunner: King for Another Day, I'm really disappointed we never got to see Thanos and the Men in Black team up for a "Friend Like Me" rip.
Picking one obscure Newcomer for each franchise:
Super Mario: Monstar
Donkey Kong: Belcha
The Legend of Zelda: Hero/Heroine (Ancient Stone Tablets)
Metroid: Reo
Yoshi: Roger the Potted Ghost
Kirby: Capsule J2
Star Fox: Bill
Pokemon: Alomamola
Mother: Trillionage Sprout
F-Zero: Bio Rex
Ice Climber: Nitpicker
Fire Emblem: Selphina (Thracia 776)
Game & Watch: Crab Grab
Kid Icarus: Cragalanche
Wario: Shoot the Rabbit
Metal Gear: Hideo Kojima (As he appears in the Phantom Pain)
Sonic the Hedgehog: Metal Knuckles
Pikmin: Breadbug
R.O.B.: The Glitches
Animal Crossing: Patty
Mega Man: Compass Man
Wii Fit: Dog
Punch-Out!!: Hoy Quarlow
Mii: Mii Flower
Pac-Man: Funky
Xenoblade Chronicles: Pugilith
Duck Hunt: King Dom (Gumshoe)
Street Fighter: Edi E.
Final Fantasy: Marlboro
Bayonetta: Enrapture
Splatoon: Chum
Castlevania: Giant Bat
Persona: Tae Takemi
Dragon Quest: Greygnarl
Banjo-Kazooie: Cheato
Fatal Fury: Tsugumi Sendo
ARMS: The Cell
Minecraft: Evoker
Gotta love when you suddenly stop getting notifications for a thread you're interested in for absolutely no reason.
Why doesn’t Smash have a Totaka’s Song remix yet?
Which of these would you most be interested in seeing a Smash stage for:
Hanafuda Cards
Game Boy Camera
Miscellaneous Wii Channels
3DS AR Games
All of the Above
I don't know if this has really been brought up much in the past, but I think Smash could really use some more quadrupedal characters. So far we've only got Ivysaur and the Duck Hunt Dog...
Of course, the only quadruped I can think of who has any sort of feasible chance is Amaterasu...so this category may never be expanded upon much.
As much as I dislike Pokémon Go, I kinda want to bring it into a bunch of really small towns to see what kind of ridiculous things they had to use as Pokestops and Gyms.
I mean, I used to live in a fairly medium sized town (for Montana anyway) and even we had to deal with a Pokestop located at a literal trash can. Imagine what kind of stuff they’d have to use in a rural small town...
Nice chosen location
Anybody else ever imagine what it would be like to travel back in time and show Ultimate to yourself in the Brawl days?
If Pokemon was in the real world, I think it's safe to say every country would have its own Pokemon League and Elite Four.
But do you think they'd have unique Leagues for each State or Province in countries that have them?
Here's a ridiculous idea I had for Smash: include the Magician from Ghosts 'n Goblins as an item.
Unless you turn him off in the item switch, there will always be a chance that he can appear from out of any container item (Crates, Barrels, Capsules, Party Balls) or even Assist Trophies and Pokeballs.
When he does appear, he'll curse whoever released him by temporarily transforming them into an animal that can still walk and jump, but has no attacks.
Can't say I'm disappointed with Pac-Man 99, but why did Mario 35 have to die for it?
Oh well. I'm still waiting for a Warioware 99...
BUT I'VE GOT RECORDS ON MY FINGERS AND GOT GLUE ON MY HANDS
I once had this dream where two new characters were suddenly shadowdropped into Smash, and they were both from Touhou...except that they were actually DuckTales characters.
One of them was literally Marisa as an anthro duck. The other was also a duck, but I didn't know who she was (I know basically nothing about Touhou so she was probably not a real character)
All I remember about playing as them was sitting back and thinking "man, this is stupid."
Everybody's having fun with Godzilla and King Kong, but I'm just here waiting for a brand new version of
GAMERA IS REALLY NEAT
GAMERA IS FULL OF MEAT
WE'VE BEEN EATING GAMERA
Going directly from Pokemon Blue to Pokemon Let's Go Eevee is quite the trip.
Honestly, I kinda hope Nintendo at least somewhat lives up to this "Mario execution" thing and puts out some games that focus on the other characters.
Like...a new Wario Land?
Toy Story 4 is not a very good movie...
SO WHY DOES THE ENDING STILL MAKE ME WANT TO CRY!?
Why has nobody ever made a good DuckTales 2017 Out of Context Compilation video yet?
Steve in Smash, but his moveset is based on Minecraft: Education Edition
Ok but imagine if the last two characters were Master Hand and Crazy Hand
One line from each of my top five favorite shows taken out of context:
1. "Is that a shark wearing a parka?" "It's called a Sharka!"
2. "Woah, children fighting! I can sell this!"
3. "I have absolutely no respect for pumas now...I now know that if I ever meet a puma I can just push it the heIl over!"
4. "If you want to join me for breakfast tomorrow I'll save you some pancreas."
5. "I mean, everyone has gay thoughts, right?"
I think the reason I lurk around the profile posts here so often is because it reminds me of Miiverse.
I really miss that site for some reason...
On the one hand...DuckTales 2017 is over, and all we have left is a podcast. This makes me sad.
On the other hand, now the final season will actually come to Disney+ so I can finally watch it, which makes me happy.
If Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have been married since 1982, why is she still going by the name of "Ms." Pac-Man and not "Mrs." Pac-Man?
Anybody else mourning the imminent loss of DuckTales 2017?
An inside joke with my sister has led me to imagine a Muppets version of Persona 5.
And it's actually freakin' hilarious.
I don't know if anyone else has ever brought this up before, but I wish Smash would have alternate Menu songs taken from the characters' franchises.
Main Theme - Mario Kart 8 (Original)
Crazy Calypso - Donkey Kong Country 3 (Remix)
Fairy Fountain - The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (Remix)
Menu Theme - Metroid Prime (Original)
Map Theme - Yoshi's Island (Remix)
Main Theme - Kirby Fighters 2 (Original)
Training Mode - Star Fox 64 3D (Original)
Pokemon Selection - Pokemon Stadium (Original)
Your Name, Please - EarthBound (Remix)
Car Select - F-Zero X (Remix)
Stage Select - Ice Climber (Remix)
Gear Up For... - Fire Emblem Heroes (Original)
Game Select - Game & Watch Gallery 4 (Original)
Solo Menu - Kid Icarus Uprising (Original)
Title Theme - WarioWare: Smooth Moves (Remix)
Snake Eater (Instrumental) - Metal Gear Solid 3 (Original)
System Screen: Select - Sonic Heroes (Original)
Day Statistics and Fruit Analysis - Pikmin 3 (Remix)
Robot Test - Stack-Up/Gyromite (Remix)
Welcome Horizons - Animal Crossing: New Horizons (Original)
Stage Select Medley - Mega Man 1-11 (Remix)
Training Menu - Wii Fit (Original)
Menu Theme - Super Punch-Out!! (SNES) (Remix)
Plaza Theme - Streetpass Mii Plaza (Remix)
Menu Theme - Namco Museum (GameCube) (Original)
Main Theme - Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition (Original)
Hogan's Alley Medley (Remix)
Let's Get It On - Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike (Original)
Electric de Chocobo - Final Fantasy VII (Original)
Chapter Select - Bayonetta 2 (Original)
Online Waiting Room - Splatoon (Remix)
Character Select - Castlevania Judgment (Original)
Beneath the Mask (Instrumental) - Persona 5 (Original)
Intermezzo - Dragon Quest IV ("Original," actually just lifted from Theatrhythm Dragon Quest like all the others)
Pause Screen - Banjo-Kazooie (Original)
Character Select - The King of Fighters XIV (Remix)
Character Select - ARMS (Remix)
Menu Theme - Minecraft Dungeons (Original)
If you ever feel useless, just remember that in the original Sonic the Hedgehog, there’s an underwater oxygen bubble located two inches underneath a gap where you can jump out of the water.
Unlike many people, I don't care at all who gets into Smash anymore. I am open to accept literally any character.
Of course, it helps that the characters I want the most are extremely unlikely...
It really irritates me that Dark Samus's Fighter Spirit doesn't use artwork from the game her Smash design is based on. They're quite noticeably different from each other.
Is it unrealistic to hope that all of Kris's classmates become party members at some point in the full version of Deltarune?
I was unfortunately introduced to various Sega games through one of those low-quality plug and play Genesis consoles. Now, I am cursed with only getting low sound quality versions of the epic Ristar and Bonanza Bros. music in my head, and no amount of listening to the real versions can fix it.
There was a time, so bright and gay
It seems like only yesterday
When I held your brain in my arms
Your adrenalin was like wine
Sweet perfume was your endocrine
When I held your brain in my arms
But now your brain is gone and it's left an empty hole
I gaze into your sockets but you're just a hollow skull
I used to love a lotta
Your medulla oblongota
And your basal ganglia
I remember we would stroll along your fissure of Rolando
When I held your brain in my arms
I miss how we would float down your vestibular canal
And how we would go swimming in your pons
The music you would play us
On your locus ceruleus
Still tickles my neurons
Now I'm sorry that I dropped you
That I accidentally plopped you
When I held your brain in my arms
It caused a contusion
When I held your brain in my arms
During "Suddenly Susan"
When I held your brain in my arms
Imagine if the Nintendo Gigaleaks showed us the unfinished Mewtwo code for Brawl
I don't care if it means there would be too many Pokemon characters in Smash. We need playable representatives of Genrations 3 and 5. I still kinda feel like a Gen 8 'mon is upcoming... -
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