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Torgo the Bear
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  • Turns out, I seem to have a thing for pirate girls...

    I used to rule the world
    Chunks would load when I gave the word
    Now every night I go stow away
    Hide from the mobs I used to slay
    They once were terrified
    Every time I looked into their eyes
    Villagers would cheer my way
    For a hero I was, that's what they'd say
    One minute we had it all
    Next our world began to fall
    Away from all that it had once become
    They all cried for my help, but I stood there numb

    I gaze off into the boundless skyline
    Note block choirs playing in the sunshine
    Turn around, pick up my sword and wield
    The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
    And hope one day that this chaos and
    Destruction turns for the better
    Never a bow in hand
    That was when I ruled the land

    It was the creepers and the skeletons
    Blew down the doors and boxed us in
    Arrows whizzing by like streaks of light
    I tried all that I could to stay and fight
    As the undead roamed the street
    Families broken at my feet
    Life itself suspended by a thread
    Oh, why was it that I wasn't dead?

    I gaze off into the boundless skyline
    Note block choirs playing in the sunshine
    Turn around, pick up my sword and wield
    The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
    If this battle should leave me slain
    I know Herobrine will call my name
    Better to take a stand
    That was when I ruled the land

    I gazed off into the boundless skyline
    Note block choirs playing in the sunshine
    Turn around, pick up my sword and wield
    The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
    If this battle should leave me slain
    I know Herobrine will call my name
    Better to take a stand
    And that was when I ruled the land
    Looking back on SiIvagunner: King for Another Day, I'm really disappointed we never got to see Thanos and the Men in Black team up for a "Friend Like Me" rip.
    Picking one obscure Newcomer for each franchise:

    Super Mario: Monstar
    Donkey Kong: Belcha
    The Legend of Zelda: Hero/Heroine (Ancient Stone Tablets)
    Metroid: Reo
    Yoshi: Roger the Potted Ghost
    Kirby: Capsule J2
    Star Fox: Bill
    Pokemon: Alomamola
    Mother: Trillionage Sprout
    F-Zero: Bio Rex
    Ice Climber: Nitpicker
    Fire Emblem: Selphina (Thracia 776)
    Game & Watch: Crab Grab
    Kid Icarus: Cragalanche
    Wario: Shoot the Rabbit
    Metal Gear: Hideo Kojima (As he appears in the Phantom Pain)
    Sonic the Hedgehog: Metal Knuckles
    Pikmin: Breadbug
    R.O.B.: The Glitches
    Animal Crossing: Patty
    Mega Man: Compass Man
    Wii Fit: Dog
    Punch-Out!!: Hoy Quarlow
    Mii: Mii Flower
    Pac-Man: Funky
    Xenoblade Chronicles: Pugilith
    Duck Hunt: King Dom (Gumshoe)
    Street Fighter: Edi E.
    Final Fantasy: Marlboro
    Bayonetta: Enrapture
    Splatoon: Chum
    Castlevania: Giant Bat
    Persona: Tae Takemi
    Dragon Quest: Greygnarl
    Banjo-Kazooie: Cheato
    Fatal Fury: Tsugumi Sendo
    ARMS: The Cell
    Minecraft: Evoker
    I don't know if this has really been brought up much in the past, but I think Smash could really use some more quadrupedal characters. So far we've only got Ivysaur and the Duck Hunt Dog...

    Of course, the only quadruped I can think of who has any sort of feasible chance is Amaterasu...so this category may never be expanded upon much.
    As much as I dislike Pokémon Go, I kinda want to bring it into a bunch of really small towns to see what kind of ridiculous things they had to use as Pokestops and Gyms.

    I mean, I used to live in a fairly medium sized town (for Montana anyway) and even we had to deal with a Pokestop located at a literal trash can. Imagine what kind of stuff they’d have to use in a rural small town...
    For some reason, a statue of Mary was used in my town.
    It wasn't even a noteworthy statue of Mary. It was just a random statue. Dunno why they couldn't have just made a Pokestop out of the school that it was on the property of, but I guess there might be some rules against using schools for Pokemon Go locations.
    Anybody else ever imagine what it would be like to travel back in time and show Ultimate to yourself in the Brawl days?
    Champion of Hyrule
    Champion of Hyrule
    “What the **** is Bayonetta?”
    My past self would never believe me if I said :ultsephiroth:Sephiroth was in. :ultcloud:Cloud wasn't even in at the time, and is more related to Playstation stuff than Nintendo. Of course main characters have to get in first because that seems to be a general rule for Smash. Nevermind Sephiroth who is another character from the same game getting in over some other Final Fantasy. Especially since even back in my newbie Melee days I'd sometimes pretend I was Sephiroth when I was playing Marth.

    Brawl did add :ultmetaknight:Meta Knight (who was the only one I wanted and sorta expected at the time), and a lot of other favorites to play as in the roster. :ultridley:Ridley would be the only other one I'd also be excited about. Everyone else I either don't care as much about, or I didn't know existed.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Wario Wario Wario
    If Pokemon was in the real world, I think it's safe to say every country would have its own Pokemon League and Elite Four.

    But do you think they'd have unique Leagues for each State or Province in countries that have them?
    Here's a ridiculous idea I had for Smash: include the Magician from Ghosts 'n Goblins as an item.

    Unless you turn him off in the item switch, there will always be a chance that he can appear from out of any container item (Crates, Barrels, Capsules, Party Balls) or even Assist Trophies and Pokeballs.

    When he does appear, he'll curse whoever released him by temporarily transforming them into an animal that can still walk and jump, but has no attacks.
    I once had this dream where two new characters were suddenly shadowdropped into Smash, and they were both from Touhou...except that they were actually DuckTales characters.

    One of them was literally Marisa as an anthro duck. The other was also a duck, but I didn't know who she was (I know basically nothing about Touhou so she was probably not a real character)

    All I remember about playing as them was sitting back and thinking "man, this is stupid."
    Everybody's having fun with Godzilla and King Kong, but I'm just here waiting for a brand new version of

    Toy Story 4 is not a very good movie...

    Because Woody will never return to Buzz and the others as well Bonnie.
    Steve in Smash, but his moveset is based on Minecraft: Education Edition
    One line from each of my top five favorite shows taken out of context:

    1. "Is that a shark wearing a parka?" "It's called a Sharka!"
    2. "Woah, children fighting! I can sell this!"
    3. "I have absolutely no respect for pumas now...I now know that if I ever meet a puma I can just push it the heIl over!"
    4. "If you want to join me for breakfast tomorrow I'll save you some pancreas."
    5. "I mean, everyone has gay thoughts, right?"
    I think the reason I lurk around the profile posts here so often is because it reminds me of Miiverse.

    I really miss that site for some reason...
    If Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have been married since 1982, why is she still going by the name of "Ms." Pac-Man and not "Mrs." Pac-Man?
    Anybody else mourning the imminent loss of DuckTales 2017?
    I don't know if anyone else has ever brought this up before, but I wish Smash would have alternate Menu songs taken from the characters' franchises.

    Main Theme - Mario Kart 8 (Original)
    Crazy Calypso - Donkey Kong Country 3 (Remix)
    Fairy Fountain - The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (Remix)
    Menu Theme - Metroid Prime (Original)
    Map Theme - Yoshi's Island (Remix)
    Main Theme - Kirby Fighters 2 (Original)
    Training Mode - Star Fox 64 3D (Original)
    Pokemon Selection - Pokemon Stadium (Original)
    Your Name, Please - EarthBound (Remix)
    Car Select - F-Zero X (Remix)
    Stage Select - Ice Climber (Remix)
    Gear Up For... - Fire Emblem Heroes (Original)
    Game Select - Game & Watch Gallery 4 (Original)
    Solo Menu - Kid Icarus Uprising (Original)
    Title Theme - WarioWare: Smooth Moves (Remix)
    Snake Eater (Instrumental) - Metal Gear Solid 3 (Original)
    System Screen: Select - Sonic Heroes (Original)
    Day Statistics and Fruit Analysis - Pikmin 3 (Remix)
    Robot Test - Stack-Up/Gyromite (Remix)
    Welcome Horizons - Animal Crossing: New Horizons (Original)
    Stage Select Medley - Mega Man 1-11 (Remix)
    Training Menu - Wii Fit (Original)
    Menu Theme - Super Punch-Out!! (SNES) (Remix)
    Plaza Theme - Streetpass Mii Plaza (Remix)
    Menu Theme - Namco Museum (GameCube) (Original)
    Main Theme - Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition (Original)
    Hogan's Alley Medley (Remix)
    Let's Get It On - Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike (Original)
    Electric de Chocobo - Final Fantasy VII (Original)
    Chapter Select - Bayonetta 2 (Original)
    Online Waiting Room - Splatoon (Remix)
    Character Select - Castlevania Judgment (Original)
    Beneath the Mask (Instrumental) - Persona 5 (Original)
    Intermezzo - Dragon Quest IV ("Original," actually just lifted from Theatrhythm Dragon Quest like all the others)
    Pause Screen - Banjo-Kazooie (Original)
    Character Select - The King of Fighters XIV (Remix)
    Character Select - ARMS (Remix)
    Menu Theme - Minecraft Dungeons (Original)
    Unlike many people, I don't care at all who gets into Smash anymore. I am open to accept literally any character.

    Of course, it helps that the characters I want the most are extremely unlikely...
    Is it unrealistic to hope that all of Kris's classmates become party members at some point in the full version of Deltarune?
    There was a time, so bright and gay
    It seems like only yesterday
    When I held your brain in my arms
    Your adrenalin was like wine
    Sweet perfume was your endocrine
    When I held your brain in my arms

    But now your brain is gone and it's left an empty hole
    I gaze into your sockets but you're just a hollow skull
    I used to love a lotta
    Your medulla oblongota
    And your basal ganglia
    I remember we would stroll along your fissure of Rolando
    When I held your brain in my arms

    I miss how we would float down your vestibular canal
    And how we would go swimming in your pons
    The music you would play us
    On your locus ceruleus
    Still tickles my neurons

    Now I'm sorry that I dropped you
    That I accidentally plopped you
    When I held your brain in my arms
    It caused a contusion
    When I held your brain in my arms
    During "Suddenly Susan"
    When I held your brain in my arms
    I don't care if it means there would be too many Pokemon characters in Smash. We need playable representatives of Genrations 3 and 5. I still kinda feel like a Gen 8 'mon is upcoming...
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