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  • I dont know why are people on Infinte Thread are so Angry?
    They should be calm, not a bunch of Angry people over a FanGame.
    I tried to stop them, but no one listened to Me.

    Sigh.. Guess I need to wait for the time, where they will be calm as Heck.
    BOYFRIEND FROM FNF is unlikely character for Smash Roster:
    Bad Qualities:
    • FNF and Newgrounds are very Obscure in japan, adding him would cause Eastern players to be confused about FNF and Newgrounds.
    • He's too one-dimensional to join.
    • Nothing interesting in his moveset potential, which he only Sings with arrows.
    • Has Non-VG media, which it difficults the Inclusion
    • He would composite Newgrounds stuff for no Reason, which it could be waste of ideas for Newgrounds Characters like Henry Stickmin in Smash.
    • Adding Him in Smash Bros would cause:
    • Adding Unfunny, Obnoxious and stupid memes,
    • Unnecessary Shippings like BF X Peach,
    • Stupid Ideas for Crossovers like FNF X Smash Bros,
    • Bringing Edgelords, Fan-shippers and toxic people from FNF to Smash Bros, which is very bad,
    • Rule 34 Artists and Cringy Animators.
    • Adding Flash Game character could be an big Issue for his Inclusion,
    • He was never appeared on Nintendo Consoles,
    • His Game is still developing/unfinished, so it could decrease it's chances in Smash.
    Redeeming Qualities:
    • He could have Moveset potential, although it's still Unlikely for Newcomer,
    • He could represent Newgrounds in Smash,
    • The adult Jokes in the Game could be toned down,
    • FNF Devs could be happy if he was Added in Smash,
    • It could be like Inclusion of Sora with Goofy and Donald, which it removes Tankman & Hank Wimbleton from Smash like Sora lost Goofy and Donald due to 4th Party character rules,
    • His music and remixes could sound perfectly in the Game,
    • His game got nearly on Nintendo Switch Consoles.
    Being Salty is most natural feeling that only Nintendo Haters have.
    Virgin Banjo and Becky Kazooie:
    • It's Just Bear and Bird duo, they can't handle everything.
    • Scrimblo Bimblo gameplay.
    • Their World has too much eyes, which it can cause Nightmare Fuel by accident
    • He's scared of Curse Words, because his mommy would punish him.
    • Their age is ambiguous, meaning that they're ageless Creatures.
    • Their language is weird and misunderstandable.
    • He only says Guh-Uh with unfitting voice.
    • Thinks that if he defeats Mario in SSB only one time, then he will be depressed forever.
    • The places of the game have Bad names like Click-Click wood.
    • The villain is just a Stereotype Witch.
    • The final boss fight is somewhat good, but it has repetitive character.
    • Doesn't have Pop-culture References.
    • His Reboot is so Really unforgettable that it gives people nightmares.
    • Their songs are Annoying, but somewhat good.

    Chad Conker:
    • Only Squirrel himself and he can handle everything.
    • Scrimblo Bimblo Gameplay mixed with random stuff like Tank Riding, Chad isn't it?
    • His world doesn't have too much eyes, his world reflects real world for purpose.
    • He doesn't give a snap about saying Curse Words since his Mommy doesn't exist.
    • He is 21 year old and he is and he feels like an Adult.
    • He can speak English.
    • his voice is really funny with fitting and Comedy Gold of video games.
    • If he defeated Mario in SSB, he won't care about his failure.
    • The places of his game have really normal names like It's War.
    • The villain is Panther King, who needs him as leg for Table.
    • Final Boss Battle is fight against Xenomorph in Spaceship.
    • Has plenty of Pop-culture References
    • His reboot is very forgotten, so people pretend that doesn't exist.
    • His songs are Great and memorable.
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    You're entitled to your opinion and all, but as someone who's played and loves both games I think Conker is as much of a "Scrimblo" as Banjo, especially considering they both debuted in the same game.

    Just because it's an adult oriented game doesn't suddenly make Conker less cartoony. I'd honestly go as far as saying that Conker is more "Scrimblo" than Banjo solely because he behaves far more like a Looney Tune than his counterpart.
    Tankman from Newgrounds
    Tankman from Newgrounds
    Maybe you got the Point, but Conker's slighty realistic than Banjo, because in Banjo you can he non-existing in Real life ability that you can turn into Animals, but in Conker, you can ride tanks and kill enemies with blood and it's realistic in my opinion. And Conker is more serious Scrimblo Bimblo than Banjo, since it sometimes uses Dark Comedy or dark themes.
    Admittedly you're making me want to revisit Conker, but regardless.

    Conker can literally turn into an anvil and got turned into a bat at one point. At least Banjo transforms with magic, so it's got some explanation, Conker just turns into an anvil because he feels like it lmao. And may I also bring up the fact that the game literally froze on Conker and he took advantage of that to kill the Xenomorph during the ending. And that's not to mention all the weird crap (Including the literal pile of crap with googly eyes) Conker faces during his adventure.

    My point is that just because something is darker or grittier doesn't necessarily make it more "realistic". You finding more enjoyment in the more mature themes is perfectly acceptable, though.
    My characters that should win KFAD3 by Torgo the Bear and why:
    Castle Night Crashing (Boyfriend and Castle Crasher):
    Boyfriend: Because FNF is very popular among the Internet and he should be nominated to KFAD3. Speaking of Popularity, Boyfriend could join the Roster, because he Revived Newgrounds and Newgrounds used to be Biggest Website in history. Although despite FNF and its Fandom is too repetitive, FNF has good qualities in music like It's so catchy that I always think about it anytime. So Boyfriend could win the Voting.
    Castle Crasher: OH come on, guys, this game was really good and Nostalgic, even it was Made by Guys, who have Newgrounds accounts. Guys, even you guys played Castle Crashers and it was Nostalgia for early Gen Z or even late Millenials. Even the artstyle is simple, memorable and easily drawn by Children. So, that's why they should won with Boyfriend.

    Andross and Rick:
    Andross: Andross should win, despite he has small popularity due to Wolf being more recognized as Villain rather than Andross himself, who is actually possibly over 300 IQ Scientist Monkey, who lives on Venom. Even some song picks are not necessary, Andross should get some love by Fans, since he is Elderly character that you know that you should be nice towards elder people, so why not give some respect to Andross? He also is Huge Head with Hands that was Concept trope, which it influenced Final Boss characters in RPG Games or Platformer games.
    Rick: Ahh yes, everyone's 1st favorite character from Adult Swim shows, which it had name of Rick and Morty. He should win, because he has a lot of Meme Potential like Pickle Rick, Butter robot, Pop-culture References and etc. Even tho, his songs are great, especially his Theme Song and Get Schwifty. Along with that, R&M Fans on SmashBoards could want him to appear in KFAD3, but he lost. Even I mention that show has great themes like Voltron Anime theme in GoTron Jerrysis Rickvengalion or Rickmurai Jack with Evil Morty theme. I don't to be rude, but he and his show has a lot of Potential.

    R.O.B.: This Legend, this Myth and the Smash Bros form of Demigod, ROB! He should win, because he was important character in VG History, which he is unique, intelligent and there are his species living in World of Trophies. He even is a Timeless Nintendo Classic that save the Markets in 1983 (I don't know why they don't study the Market Crash of 1983 on History Lessons? Who knows.). Even tho, he could Rival with Dr. Kawashima, since he is Robot DemiGod, but Dr. Kawashima is Real person and Demigods are stronger than Humans. So why not ROB join the Musical Battle, eh?

    Tankman: Guys, yknow him fro rythmm game on Newgrounds, so why Tankman didn't win? Well, he is very popular Newgrounds Character that overthrow Pico from throne to Lava pit, that appeared in Newgrounds games like Newgrounds Rumble and FNF. Even tho, he is very known by his Humor and his Story on Desert Post-Apocalyptic area with Wartorn buildings. When Week 7 got released in FNF, it was so popular on internet that Crashed Servers on Newgrounds and they needed to repair the Traffic on the Chadest Website. He should win, because he could be Representing Newgrounds, which was Largest website in 2000's and it had huge popularity due to Legendary Timeless Flash Games like Pico's School and Henry Stickmin series or videos like Super Mario Bros. Z, Madness Combat and even TANKMEN series. Speaking of Newgrounds, he was created by Chad named Andrew J. Brozyna and Redesigned by Thad JohnnyUtah, who is also voice actor for John Captain and Steve, his Trusty friend. Also, those are the reasons why he should win.

    (If you guys hate this comment, I'll delete it)
    My Glow Up meme:

    Snotty Boy: Newgrounds artists and R34 artists
    Titan: Tumblr artists
    Bus: Their art
    Roxanne: Everyone
    Metroman: Deviantart artists
    Megamind: Video Game designers
    Dreamworks (subsidiary of Universal): Drawing on paper Artists
    Universal: Classical Artists (Like Leonardo da Vinci, Salvador Dali, etc.)
    If Twitter People had their Favorite Food:
    Volquetero is most Saltiest Dish in the World that originated from Poyo Town that is close from Ecuadorian Amazon.
    Fun Fact: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon is better than Sonic Boom due to appealing for all Ages and Sonic Boom only brings Edgelords, Manchildren & Pedophiles that ship Zooey and Sonic for no Reason.
    (That's my opinion, so no insults here)
    Your opinion is very misguided.

    Opinions can be wrong and based on untruths as they are not infallible facts.

    American psychological experts concretely define pedophilia as a mental illness that has nothing to do with cartoons, animalistic or otherwise.
    United States law and organizations dedicated to cracking down on CSEM make it clear that cartoons are not hurting anyone and are a waste of their time and donation money they could have used to help REAL kids in danger. Countries like Sweden despite banning cartoonish material and labelling it as CSEM consistently have the highest rate of such crimes in the world consistently. Academic sources even talk about Swedish youths suffering from STDs because of how bad it is. Meanwhile countries like Japan have such crimes almost completely non existant despite buying and selling such adult cartoonist material legally and having 10 times the population Sweden does. Organizations like the UN that have tried to illegalize this stuff have a long history of their own members exploiting others including the head of UNICEF and just barely more than a week ago some of their employees did awful things to women in the Congo. Even individuals like Christopher John Gold, Guy Hamilton-Smith and Peter Bright have shown such accusations are founded on nothing but projection.

    Stop accusing people of imaginary crimes they never committed.
    Tankman from Newgrounds
    Tankman from Newgrounds
    Okay man.
    I won't gonna do it anymore. I was basically mad over Sonic Boom.
    It's understandable to be upset over a cartoon's demographic but don't accuse a group of people of a serious mental condition that doesn't apply.
    Virgin vs Chad: Nintendo Franchise Edition.
    Fire Emblem
    Wizard: Animal Crossing
    Incel: ARMS
    Virgin: Splatoon
    Basic: Star Fox
    Brad: Metroid & F-Zero
    Chad: Pikmin & Kid Icarus
    Giga-Chad: Mother
    Thad: Pokemon
    Lad: Kirby & Yoshi
    Dad: Legend of Zelda & Donkey Kong
    Gad: Mario & Super Smash Bros.

    Meme about Battle of Ages Joke Characters:
    Ecco the Virgin:
    • Has fake moveset Potential
    • He would run away instead of Fighting
    • He would be Controversial pick that could reference Animal Cruelty
    • No one would play him
    • He better should have Non-playable Role
    • 2% Songs from his Franchise are somewhat Memorable
    • He doesn't have any Friends, only his friend is his Descendant
    • He is most forgotten SEGA characted
    • Bland Italian name for Animal, eh
    • He doesn't have Smash Counterpart and its Dissapointing
    • Has real moveset Potential
    • He can fight since you can fight Machines
    • He won't be Controversial pick since it can make Player Laugh harder
    • Everyone would main him like Fox in Melee
    • Has purpose to be Playable Character like in Sonic & Allstars Racing Transformed
    • Race of AGES is actually Memorable song and it's catchy as Heck
    • He has a lot of friends
    • He can be remembered by every SEGA fan
    • Perfect Name for VMU, wow
    • He is R.O.B. of Battle of Ages, but better version

    (I'm just made a Meme about two WTF picks for Speed Weed's Battle of Ages.)
    Remember what I was saying about Torgo's KFAD 3's Unpatience?
    Well, I'll explain why I was Mad at Absence of updates:

    Because I hate Unfinished stuff on Internet Thread, this makes me Dissapointed, Unpatient and Angry at the same time. Well remember, deal with it that someone is leaving thread unfinished because it has Real Life problems and that's why you shouldn't be mad because of this problem.

    Well, I dealt with it and now I'm happy.

    Remember People: Don't be mad over Unfinished Masterpieces, someone will update it someday and it will make it more perfect.
    So U learned your lesson? Good, because I'm ending typing my Message.
    FNF mod Idea:
    Songs from Week Venom:
    • Monkey Science
    • Bio-Weapon
    • Venom
    • Brain

    Overall, Andross summons Tile notes, where he spits a panel at boyfriend, giving damage on Rap Battle Meter, if BF got hit by 2 panels, he dies.
    (His FNF appearance is Based on Star Fox Zero Andross)
    Andross is the Most Darkest Nintendo villain due to his backstory, Personality and his Appearance as Floating Monkey Head with Hands.

    Tankman's Truth facts will return tommorow after School on Central Europe time.
    Ironically, Among Us and Friday Night Funkin' got so really popular because of Newgrounds Website and Flash Games on it.

    Tankman's Truth Facts will return this Evening in Central Europe time.
    SMG4 Genesis Arc leaked ending Spoiler:
    SMG4 and SMG3 get their Redesign after Zero's Deadly Defeat by SMG 1 & 2 and their redesign would look similar to Real Luke and Kevin, but with overalls like Mario has. And after Zero's Defeat, everything is reverting back to Normal or even possibly revert to time, where there weren't any Historical Arcs and SMGs were living like in 2011-2017.
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