ZephyrZ

ZephyrZ · Jan 3, 2023

In Super Mario Bros lore, Goombas were once citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom who turned coat once Bowser's army invaded. What could have been the cause of such a betrayal? Was there an error in Princess Peach's leadership, perhaps treating them as second class citizens next to the more human-like Toads? Or could this have been the work of a heinious yet charismatic Goomba figurehead, radicalizing his people and turning them against their homeland in hopes of gaining the favor of King Bowser? In this essay I will

ZephyrZ · Sep 21, 2022

If Alear is Colgate-kun, does that make this person Oreo-chan?

KingofPhantoms · Jun 27, 2022

Happy Birthday to a fellow Amphibia fan!

Jondolio · Jun 27, 2022

Happy birthday my dude

Z25 · Jun 27, 2022

Happy birthday!

Hope it’s a good day!

ZephyrZ · May 25, 2022

Come join anteaters. We've got

Feather dusters

PBS kids

Artichoke dragons

And more.

ZephyrZ · May 8, 2022

When a Lv.100 Choice Specs Kyogre uses Water Spout under rain.

When a Lv.2 Pidgey uses gust.

Linkmain-maybe · Mar 29, 2022

Perry lookin’ fresh.

ZephyrZ · Jan 13, 2022

The fact that so many politicians in the modern day are able to get away with being so blatantly anti-science and anti-medicine in the modern day is disgusting beyond words.

People are dying by the thousands because too many people are too ignorant and proud to get a few little shots and it baffles me that we live in a world where something like that can be allowed to happen.

ZephyrZ · Dec 27, 2021

News outlets are always like "Vaccines totally ineffective at stop spread of Omnicron! We're doomed!" or "Omnicron is basically just common cold! We're saved!"

But I guess "Vaccines signficantly reduce chance of hospitilization due to Omnicron variant" doesn't make for as catchy of a headline.

I hate sensatiolism in journalism.

ZephyrZ · Jul 24, 2021

Ribbit

Z25 · Jun 27, 2021

Happy Birthday! Also fantastic avatar choice lol.

ZephyrZ · Apr 1, 2021

Can't be upset your pfp isn't your FightersZ main if you don't play Fighter Z.
Taps forehead

ZephyrZ · Mar 9, 2021

Pyra has

Big disjointed aerials she likes to space
Poor ground mobility but surprisingly good air mobility to abuse her aerials
Big stupid Uair and Dair
A limited OoS game and very exploitable recovery

But yet everyone keeps calling her Charizard and saying that Pythra doesn't have an Ivysaur equivalent. What's with that?

ZephyrZ · Feb 27, 2021

You dudes, this montage is pretty chill. Maybe you could like, watch it or something.

ZephyrZ · Feb 26, 2021

Very weird that the Sinnoh Remakes are replicated the old sprites with a chibi artstyle when Let's Go showed that you can remake a 2D game just fine. I guess it probably saves on resources though...

Pokemon Legends has me pretty excited. The frame rate looks off putting but aside from that it's looking a lot closer to the vision I think a lot of us had for a 3D pokemon game. Anyway if this game is a success I think it might spell out the future for future Pokemon generations, but being the experimental game it is I'm also worried that it won't be well received.

ZephyrZ · Feb 6, 2021

So I went and made a Squirtle montage.

ZephyrZ · Jan 19, 2021

The more I look at my current pfp, the less cursed I start to think it is. He's just a British man/platypus hybrid enjoying his tea.

ZephyrZ · Jan 10, 2021

Time to watch people who've never seen MML freak out over my new avatar.

ZephyrZ · Jan 10, 2021

If you play one round then leave on quickplay, then I understand.
If you play best of three, then awesome!

But if you lose round one, win round two then dip you are my least favorite kind of person.

ZephyrZ · Jan 6, 2021

Remember that the rioters in Washington today only represent a miniscule fraction of the US population. A dangerous fraction we should be taking seriously, but still a small one. Most people don't want this violence.

ZephyrZ · Jan 6, 2021

And some people really seemed to think that all of our problems would just magically dissapear with 2021.

ZephyrZ · Jan 4, 2021

Sephiroth's Octoslash is one of those moves where it feels like a lot of people who throw it out recklessly should know better. No one should be throwing it out against shields when it can be punished out of shield by Ike F-Smash, especially in high GSP.

It definitely reminds me of early Ultimate metagame where everyone thought Charizard was Flare Blitz: The Character for some reason. It tricks up people who aren't prepared but if you're up against someone who knows what to do...hoo boy you're in for a world of hurt.

As an experienced Charizard main, I beseech all of you: Stop throwing out reckless Octoslashes. I can and will F-Smash you out of shield for it. Don't try me.

ZephyrZ · Dec 7, 2020

Remember, Nintendo wasn't going after Melee specifically. They were going after emulation. At the end of the day they're in it for the money, and they see emulation as a gateway to piracy. Shutting down the Splatoon stream was an attempt at damage control that backfired horribly.

I'm not defending Nintendo's actions. But it's good to have the perspective that this wasn't a raw act of malice against the fans as much as it was just a corporation doing what they saw as most profitable in the long term. It's not like Nintendo completely changed over night - they're just doing what they always would have done in this situation.

It's also good not to personify corporations too much. They aren't individual people with wills of their own. They're organizations with different people in charge of making different decisions. Nintendo can't "love" or "hate" its fans, so dont' get attached to the notion it can.

ZephyrZ · Jul 8, 2020

Find someone who loves you the same way Wifi Clouds love spamming Up B.

KingofPhantoms · Jun 27, 2020

Happy Birthday, man!

Z25 · Jun 27, 2020

Happy Birthday!

Pokelego999 · Jun 27, 2020

Happy day of birthing.
That's code for Happy Birthday.

Deleted member · Jun 27, 2020

Yo, happy birthday

Swamp Sensei · Jun 27, 2020

Happy Birthday

ZephyrZ · Jun 17, 2020

The genius thing about a new Pokemon Snap is that Gamefreak could reuse assets from in for future Switch titles, therefore helping to address future complaints about graphics. I really hope this means they're listening to fan demand and are going to be playing their cards right going forward.

ZephyrZ · Jun 11, 2020

Me: Nooo! You can't just f-smash in randomly in the middle of neutral without a read!
Quickplay Warriors: haha roy go TIYAAAH

Guh-Huzzah! · Jun 4, 2020

Man, I remember that Star Wars Phineas and Ferb special. It was quite weird. We got Perry doing gangam style and everything.

ZephyrZ · May 18, 2020

Tfw your F-tilt is slower then Lucina's F-Smash. #JustSuperHeavyThings

ZephyrZ · May 8, 2020

Dooby dooby doo ba

ZephyrZ · May 5, 2020

I'm not sure if having Perry the Platypus as my avatar makes my posts seem more serious or less. On one hand, he has such a serious expression. But on the other hand, he's a freaking cartoon platypus.

ZephyrZ · May 3, 2020

These "Covid-19 was built in a lab" conspiracies are baseless and stupid. It's a virus. New ones mutate in nature all the time. This isn't the first time it's happened in human history and it certainly won't be the last.

We don't need a cackling mad scientist to explain a completely natural phenomenon.

ZephyrZ · Apr 30, 2020

People who compare Covid-19's death count to the common flu's don't consider that
1. The flu has been around for much longer and
2. Way more measures have been taken to stop Covid-19 then have ever been taken for the common flu.

ZephyrZ · Apr 22, 2020

Something about companies bringing up Covid-19 really rubs me the wrong way. Like they're waving it your face that some of them are profiting from a natural disaster.

ZephyrZ · Apr 7, 2020

Why do I always lose to Wi-Fi flowchart Samuses? It's like I always know exactly what they're going to do next yet I still can't punish it for some reason. It's infuriating.

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