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Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2021

News media when a president mispells a tweet:

News media when a president sends a drone strike to a children's hospital in a third world country:

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2021

Even though he isn't a part of their shared development history, has never crossed over with them in a game, has games of a completely different genre, and has never had the same copyright holders, I've always considered PaRappa part of the Crash and Spyro family.

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2021

America moment

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2021

i am going to

on tylenol

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2021

GBG apparently doesn't have public sharing - that's a dealbreaker for me.

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2021

Me with a time machine:
"No! Scholastic execs! Don't sign that book deal! The writer's gonna say some really really stupid crap in 20 years time and the fans won't be able to cope becuase they built their entire identity off of a single work of fiction!"

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2021

This meme made me lightly exhale

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2021

Annie from Antonball turned from a super-cutesy anime girl into a horrible spiky-toothed goblin between instalments. Objective improvement in every sense of the word.

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2021

"I have anemoia."
"What does that mean?"
"Nostalgic longing for a time I never lived"
"Ooh! So, you want to go to Tudor England or 50s America?"
"No, not really. I want to go to 7 years before I was born and watch A Goofy Movie in a cinema."
"..."

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2021

What does a 2.5D platformer even mean? A linear 3D platformer? A 2D platformer with 3D graphics? A 2D platformer where you can interact with the background? A platformer that switches between 2D and 3D? Whatever Yoshi's Story is supposed to be? I've seen the term used to refer to so many distinct types of game.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2021

I just saw a Bitcoin thread and was so tempted to post the "Bitcoin? Don't you mean libertarian Beanie Babies?" meme.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2021

"I hate that the SpongeBob writers keep torturing Squidward for no reason!" Mr. Enter says before wistfully joking about brutally goring the Breadwinners just for being mildly annoying.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2021

This has major Bee Movie vibes.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2021

Rubydung with Lupin

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2021

The Sonic Twitter walked so the ToeJam and Earl Twitter could run.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2021

F-Zero fans after getting 6 games and a frequent spot in Smash Bros.

Kirby fans when the new game is mediocre and therefore technically not bad

EarthBound fans when the fifth soulless multibillion dollar corporation in a single week asks for a localisation of a game that villifies capitalism.

Banjo-Kazooie fans after a corporate buyout with no impact on the creative team

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

He was forced to watch Rick and Morty

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

Nintendo execs: "Hello Mr. Wario Wario Wario, we would like to use your character for our game, Super Smash Bros. Epic"
Me: "Can you put in the iconic 1990s platforming superstar Bubsy Bobcat instead?"
Nintendo execs: "No, we can't just make such a sudden and controversial change to our pla-"
Me: "I'll pay you double of what I'd give for Daniel to include him, and I don't even own or make money off the character!"
Nintendo execs: "Fine."
Me: "Also the trailer must be about Daniel generously giving away his invitation to Bubsy out of the kindness of his heart."
Nintendo execs: "The Twitter account is going to be nuked for this."
Me: "Affirmative. That's what you get for rejecting my pitch for a Drill Dozer remake."

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

I remember reading once that there was this Facebook meme account that was run by wacky teenagers but disguised as a boomer account and filled all their memes with lines about drinking out the garden hose as a conspiracy to convince younger generations that boomers used to drink out of the garden hose. I cannot find any proof this hoax was ever a thing.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

The worst thing about Smash speculation isn't crackpot theories or toxicity, it's the damn bandwagon.

As someone who supports Waluigi, Eggman, and Muddy Mole, trust me: having your most wanted seen as a joke or meme > having your most wanted's existence not known to even the most die hard speculators >>>>>>>>> having your most wanted become a bandwagon.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

Sun and Moon had the best human designs in Pokémon, at least male.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

I'm 18 and a half, a young man, I should not be laughing so hard while singing "It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, you can't hide, it's genocide."

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

Andross should get in Smash, have his down B be identical to Fox's, and be called "Monkey Shine"

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

FILM THEORY: MR. KRABS IS A NAZI!
Proof: "Eugene Krabs" could be shortened to "Eugene K." which sounds vaguely like "eugenics"

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

Mario characters get more characterization in oddly specific sports spin-offs than they do in main series games or the more popular spin-offs. A Mario Kart game with dialogue would be amazing.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

I saw a "YouTube Kids be like" video using the Zool Babies, and I felt REALLY old when I saw none of the comments were about the Savage Babies. I am now officially a meme boomer.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

Kids, I spent your college funds on the Sausage Party slots. They're with Seth Rogen now.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

The theming of the OG Talking Tom is so weird - I think they were going for a sort of Top Cat look, like an alley cat wandering a city, but it comes off more like you've got him cornered and are about to mug him.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

I swear, if I get that damn John Lewis ad with the acapela singing and the babies ONE.MORE.TIME.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

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Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

Will Waluigi get in FP2?
Not counting on it, but it wouldn't be surprising.

Assuming it exists, will Waluigi get in a Smash 7? (or 6 if you can't count)
Absolute lock.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

The Maggie shorts have been the only good thing to come out of the Simpsons for almost two decades now. I'll have to watch the Star Wars one when I next get Disney+.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

I'm suing the Carribean for naming an archipelago after me,

JK. I'm asexual. Kinda. I don't know if having sexual desires but only for extremely specific and absurd things with nothing to do with sex makes you asexual.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

I'm not sure which of these were submitted by sexually premature 13 year olds and which were submitted by wacky 13 year old memers.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2021

Yeah, I buy and sell NFTs.

Nocturnal
Forest
Turtles

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Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2021

I keep on forgetting "Gabriel" is considered an exclusively masculine name. It sounds ridiculously feminine.

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2021

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