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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 7, 2021

The weird thing about FE in Smash, well uh, one of the many weird things about FE in Smash, is that there are only like 4 or so stages, which is weird because 1. FE gets tons of everything else (except arguably items), and 2. all except 1 of the FE stages have been brilliant. (The bad one being, quite obviously Garegg Mach)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 7, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2021

The Space Jam 2 Lola Bunny controversy is absurd. She wasn't even redesigned that much, just got a longer top and flatter chest - that's it.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2021

The PM SmashBoards theme still looks hideous on mobile browser.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2021

Considering how good Activision's subsidaries tend to be with fan content I wonder why they haven't tried to work with the Clone Hero devs on something or other yet.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2021

It is surprising how much detailed gore SpongeBob has gotten away with over the years.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2021

The "facts don't care about your feelings" mentality is funny to me because the whole point of politics is to achieve human goals to make life better for all residents of a given country - which is, y'know, about feelings.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2021

I'm not one to gender things or place expectations/stereotypes on gender or sex, but I gotta say: you can easily tell what gender someone is (or grew up assigned as) by whether they call this meme "Bibble" or "Baby Sulley".

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2021

The only people who say "toxic fans" or "toxic fandom" anymore are, themselves, toxic fans.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2021

I serously hope the Switch Pro doesn't have that many exclusives, or if it does it at least gives the option to play original Switch games at their original specs.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2021

It's funny to think there was once a point where Nintendo would approve things like punk DK, Mario playing with a grotesque Pauline pool toy, and Donkey Kong Jr. being best buds with a Fonz wannabe.

OH MY GOD THEY PREDICTED RAMBI

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2021

It's funny how PCMR memes can accidentally show the exact reasons why people don't want to play PC

This one makes gaming PCs look completely unneccesary for their intended purpose.

This one makes PC games seem exaggeratedly HQ to the point they lose charm

Literally just change the image of SpongeBob, keep the caption, and it gains the exact opposite meaning.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2021

There's likely a whole generation that just knows Rodney Dangerfield as "that bad dog movie the Nostalgia Critic reviewed"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2021

I'm not sure if a Cortex Mii costume is a good idea. An accessory that puts a giant N on your Mii's head sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2021

I can understand introducing a Wario version of Luigi over using Captain Syrup, but I don't get why the Mario Tennis devs used Baby Mario as Yoshi's double partner instead of the Stork, Kamek, or Poochy.

Wait, what's this?

Yoshi's partner is Birdo, not Baby Mario? WHY EVEN PUT IN BABY MARIO THEN? TOADETTE WASN'T THAT ORIGINAL AN IDEA SURELY THEY COULD'VE CAME UP WITH-

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2021

Detective Pikachu is better than the Sonic movie. I will die on this hill.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2021

Imagine animation historians in the future trying to explain the Kamp Koral controversy. There were lies that made the truth seem more real, truths that made the lies seem more real, it was insane. So glad it's all put to rest now.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2021

It's pretty ridiculous that we're so desensitized to media violence that Steven Universe's redemption arcs are more controversial than violent vigilante movies.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2021

I remember at one point a certain someone was going around bugging people to refer to Banjo as "Banjo and Kazooie" because solely namedropping Banjo is "disrespectful to women".

Welp, sorry to tell you this, but....

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2021

A long time ago I remember seeing a video on Banjo's potential Smash moveset where they argued Kazooie's bomb eggs wouldn't have a good usage in Smash and would be better suited for a taunt

Flash forwards 4 to 6 years, Banjo is in Smash and his entire playstyle is spamming bomb eggs.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2021

There was a problem fetching the tweet

FINALLY HE'S ELEGIBLE UNDER THE NINTENDO FAN RULE

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2021

You know the setup, here's the punchline

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2021

And already somebody has leaked images of Sakurai's figure drawer... anyone want to debate the legitimacy of this?

Oh come on, you knew this was going to be a meme.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2021

COUNTERATTACK IS ON THE SONG LIST CONCERT LEAK LET'S GOOOO-er, LET'S WOAAAAAAAH

Because Crash.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2021

Sakurai just confirmed Pyra is his waifu.

The only surprising part is how open he was.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2021

What emotion is this song meant to make me feel?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2021

2 more hours until the Mii Costumes direct!

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2021

C64 Mario has a very ominous vibe

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2021

The reason so many live action/animation hybrids take place in New York is pretty obvious - it's a way to justify extreme product placement, with all the ads you'd see there.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2021

I think Rabbids in Smash (specifically Rabbid Peach) would be brilliant but I'd prefer if Rayman got in first.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2021

Conservatives: "What's with your obsession with Harry Potter? It's a work of fiction! Read another book."

Conservatives: "So true!"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2021

I'd rather have Kaptain K. Rool as an echo than an alt. For one thing, the Kap would require a different hitbox from the Krown - but for another I want some goofy swashbuckling animations for him - getting out a sword for a taunt for example.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2021

So... Story of Seasons is the same as Harvest Moon, but is also the rival of Harvest Moon? Am I correct on this? And I thought Crazy Castle was complex.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2021

It's amazing that the Harvest Moon games continue to use that absurdly 90s logo, and haven't even updated the CGI on it.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2021

One of my Discord friends showed me these bat**** crazy animations and I'm hooked. Love all the references to retro tech like Vib-Ribbon, Hall of Tortured Souls, e.t.c. Apparently there's some kind of lore/hidden meaning? but I don't care, I just want to see the weird animation and stellar voice acting.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2021

Video: Guys, Stephen knew about and approved Kamp Kora-
Comments posted before watching: same copypasta comments

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2021

BILL DON'T THERE'LL BE NO MORE HUMANS OR ANIMALS

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2021

Preordered Crash 4, accidentally added too many funds, had enough to pay either way, got Sephiroth, life's good.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2021

Bugsnax would be an awesome Smash item - like, a healing item you have to track down and attack before you eat.

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