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  • My mood is very dependent upon the rate at which the person I want to date texts me back.
    If she texts me all day, it is a high more euphoric than any drug, but when I go nearly a week without hearing from her, I feel sad and emasculated.
    I think I love her.
    Random flirting tip from a Chad:
    If you accidentally say something that hurts a girl's feelings, don't scold her for being sensitive; reword your statement in a more positive way. Usually, when feelings are hurt it's over misinterpretation rather than malicious intent.
    Girls ALWAYS want a guy that cares more about people's feelings than his own ego.
    Ben Holt
    Ben Holt
    Example:
    Boy: "Your cheeks are so puffy."
    Girl: "How rude! I'm very sensitive about that!"
    Boy: "I didn't mean to upset you. I actually find them extremely attractive. More room to kiss you."
    Girl: ^3^
    Pokelego999
    Pokelego999
    If they can tell us guys to "man up" I don't see why we can't tell them to be less sensitive.
    Ben Holt
    Ben Holt
    "Man up" is also sexist. The patriarchy also harms men, such as the social expectation of men to not show emotion.
    Does Smash Ultimate have model swapping mods yet?
    Someone do the Lord's work and swap Min Min with Spring Man.
    The most important life lesson I've learned in my adult life is this:
    Know the difference between what makes you happy and what makes you forget that you are sad.
    Thoughts on Min Min:
    1. How dare you be so fun to play as? That only makes me wish you were Spring Man even more! Gah!!!
    2. With how technical she is, there's no way Heihachi was too complex for a Smash moveset.
    OnyanRings
    OnyanRings
    Maybe Sakurai was talking about how complex it was to make an interesting/unique moveset for him ?
    Conspiracy theory: Banjo's background color was changed to a slightly more orangish yellow to let Min Min have the more pure yellow, so that was when Volume 2's roster was decided.
    Someone get papagenos papagenos on this ****!
    Alright, Sakurai. Give Fire Emblem a rest and let's overrepresent ARMS now.
    Spring Man, Ribbon Girl, Ninjara, Twintelle, Kid Cobra, Max Brass, and Dr. Coyle.
    Never underestimate a woman with good calves.
    BonafideFella
    BonafideFella
    Now that memory isn’t failing me, I’ve always seemed to have taken a liking to stereotypically rascally cow wranglers...
    The grilled cheese punishment is going live now.
    Oz o:
    Oz o:
    Where.
    Ben Holt
    Ben Holt
    It's uploading. When it's done, I'll post it on my wall, the Speculation Thread, Social Thread, and the ARMS Thread.
    Likes: Oz o:
    I just read an article where some dumbass officer claimed the "goddamn" is just as offensive as the n-word.
    No, you jackass! God isn't real; black oppression is. You ain't special just because mommy said so.
    I can think of a few n-words to describe you:
    Nutjob, numbskull, nitwit, neanderthal, nincompoop.
    BUFF MY PUFF
    BUFF MY PUFF
    I'd like to call you both of the above. I wouldn't like to have an argument about religion, but I am Christian and this is extremely offensive to me. Not that you care.
    Ben Holt
    Ben Holt
    Wario Wario Wario Wario Wario Wario
    I do not deny the outside possibility of some vaguely metaphysical being outside of the bounds of our universe, but of all the world religions, I can prove their individual gods to not exist by contradiction.
    BUFF MY PUFF
    BUFF MY PUFF
    Quote Ben Holt: I don't deny that there could be God, but Christianity, Judaism, and Islam are crap. I get you people contradict themselves in what they say, but jeez. (Actually, this is one of the lesser examples)
    Sometimes it's hard writing music for 9 instruments. Luckily, a good melody from one instrument usually sounds good on other instruments, but there's more to music than just melody.
    Current predictions for Volume 2:
    Geno, Doom Slayer, Rayman, Monster Hunter, Crash Bandicoot
    I need to update my predicshlist.
    Spring Man got robbed, and Shovel Knight and Heihachi basically got deconfirmed.
    If I were just adding my most wanted, I'd just add Rayman and Spyro, but I only see one of those as plausible (unless we get DLC after Volume 2).
    I support the armed protesters.
    An unarmed dissenter is a dead dissenter.
    BUFF MY PUFF
    BUFF MY PUFF
    I completely agree. The blm protesters should be armed. Hopefully, "armed" means open carry (show their power) and not brick in hand.
    Oi. Even with a girl visibly interested in me, I still cannot shake the fear of never having a family that loves me.
    And don't give me that 1-800-SUICIDE crap! I tried it. They put you on hold every 15 seconds, and their answers are so robotic that you might as well tell me to Google how to not be sad!
    Pokelego999
    Pokelego999
    As stated, have fun with your friends. Human interaction typically helps out, especially if you're friends with them.
    Ben Holt
    Ben Holt
    I don't really have any close friends after High School.
    Pokelego999
    Pokelego999
    Then try making new friends, or contacting old ones. You might be able to get something out of that.
    The grilled cheese video IS coming.
    I had planned to do it today, but I had a bit of a sad last night and ended up sleeping all day today, but the video IS coming.
    In High School, I was voted Most Memorable, Class Clown, and Teacher's Worst Nightmare. All by like 90-95% of the vote.
    But now I'm older, living on daddy's money, and I feel like a shadow.
    I don't feel like anyone really likes me for me, just as a prop, if that makes sense. People enjoy hearing me sing. People enjoy my antics. But no one ever pokes any deeper. I feel like if the world lost me, that no one's life would be changed all that much.
    I enjoy things in life, but rather than making me happy, they make me forget that I am sad. Sometimes I just want to drink myself to sleep every night, play with girls, and just party my life away.
    But when I lie in bed, I don't feel fulfilled. I don't feel like I'm all that important to anyone. I wish I knew what the secret was. It hasn't been sex, drugs, video games, anime, or anything I've been able to try. I don't feel like I'm really living life, just passing time. It's quite depressing.
    Important life lesson:
    Don't mix up things that make you happy with things that make you forget that you are sad.
    Ben Holt
    Ben Holt
    I'm still searching for the difference.
    My life would be so much nicer if I had 330 million dollars.
    But luxury is relative, I guess.
    I was too sleepy to notice this morning (woke up for the presentation and went right back to bed), but Min Min's Smash phrase was "Min Min arms herself".
    I find it ironic that I was Spring Man's biggest cheerleader, posting multiple times how likely I felt he was, but my other recurring post was about people arming themselves. Now Min Min has taken my advice.
    So, now I feel obligated to ask:
    Min Min's armed. Are you?
    Reminder to me: It was NOT Spring Man. :(
    But losing Heihachi too was too much.
    Oh well. Grilled cheese of shame coming soon.
    Ok. So to review my bet against the SmashBoards community:
    If the ARMS character in Smash Bros. is NOT Spring Man, I have to eat a grilled cheese on camera in shame.
    But if it IS Spring Man (including alts), I brag on camera while eating a slice of pizza and talking in my best Spring Man impression.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Wario Wario Wario
    A grilled cheese? Just... grilled cheese? C'mon, you gotta do something grosser than that - you can probably buy edible flies at the local supermarket if you look hard enough.
    Ben Holt
    Ben Holt
    It started as a joke, but it became a legit bet.
    I lost my bet with Byleth, so I chose to not do anything harmful this time.
    Oz o:
    Oz o:
    This sounds fun.
    Just saw a man with a sniper's nest in Colorado with his weapon aimed at peaceful BLM protesters.
    He's armed. Are you?
    Wario Wario Wario
    Wario Wario Wario
    Didn't you once say something among the lines of "Politics is like driving in the UK, you can only survive if you stay on the left, not the right or middle"? B'cause you're sounding pretty centrist right now.
    Ben Holt
    Ben Holt
    How so?
    When reactionaries claim that Libcucks are triggered little snowflakes, but then they plan out and execute a review bomb of The Last of Us Part 2 for having a trans character.
    Right-wing "Libertarians":
    "I believe in the individual. Collectivism and government are ineffective, as crime starts with the individual. But also, we need a white ethnostate because 1350."
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