My pets are both Communists.
My dog is a Barksist, and my cat is a Meowist.
My dog is a Barksist, and my cat is a Meowist.
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I hate myself.
Or at least I hate the person I am forced to live with inside my head.
I was literally GIVEN a house as a teen, and I still recognize that rent is theft and that housing is a human right.
PlayStation was created after Nintendo rejected Sony, and XBox was created after Sony rejected Microsoft.
Whack.
I'm tired of being the ****ing alien.
I hope that flying cars are a thing by the time I'm 40.
I love flying.
I wish I could transform at will between a 4'8" femboy, my current self, a feminine version of myself, and a 7'2" roided up mix of Jason Momoa and Zangeif.
Why do you always lose your keys, dagnabbit?
To prove a Republican wrong is no harder than proving a Flat-Earther wrong.
But imagine if half of Americans thought the Flat-Earthers were the smart ones.
I accidentally had bad thoughts and triggered myself into a crying spell.
After rewatching Toy Story, I keep wondering: "Do ALL toys think they're not toys after being taken out of the box like Buzz did?"
Like, did Mr. Potato Head keep going into the potato bin thinking he was a real potato? Did Rex try to terrorize the other toys thinking he was a real dinosaur? Hell, did Woody once think he was a real cowboy?
If any fellow SmashBoardians are suffering from anything, especially mental health, I am here.
**** it. Back to bed.
The crippling fear that you'll never be good enough is a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Somewhere, Sid Phillips is in a mental ward for thinking that toys are sentient.
I mean, is that really a fair punishment for a kid from a broken family torturing toys BEFORE he knew they were sentient?
My crush liked one of my Tweets today, and I'm totally not gonna overthink it.
While looking for an old pic, I found screenshots of my old "friends" in a toxic social group telling me how much of a sperg I am.
Misanthropy is so tempting.
My phone and Switch are both at 7%.
Neat.
A guy at the bar called me an asshole today.
I really wanted to adjust his attitude, but I bit my tongue because he had gray hair.
If beautiful girls are stars, then you are my sun.
What makes a star special is up to the beholder, but as my sun, I cannot begin to make a comprehensive list of why you're so important to me.
I just killed Ness at 38% with Pyra's uncharged Forward-Smash.
Goddamn.
No one takes me seriously.
Discs are the worst form of digital media.
They literally rot. And that was the primary medium of my childhood.
If only winning your heart were as simple as fulfilling a difficult quest or slaying a monster, I'd pack up immediately.
But winning a girl's heart, in reality, is so much more complicated. The fear of rejection is far scarier than any dragon.
Bad thoughts...
Some people just need a hug and validation.
It's me. I am some people.
I like expired peanuts.
They're crunchy and oily.
A Republican in Congress literally argued that he doesn't want to face a 20-year jail sentence for loaning his gun to someone who failed a background check.
You literally just argued that you were deterred from being an accomplice to violence.
I don't want to be 26; I want to be 21 again.
How can something that makes me so happy make me so sad?
F***.
My.
Heart.
Feelings suck. I don't like them.
Courageous you are to accept the dare. Only the brave and the clever could care. Make haste, and you will come to rue. Make sure what you have is sound and true. Under the forum games (be thorough)is your next clue. Next to the bird you'll find your help. Indeed the moose will utter the yelp. Chaos unnecessary, you will see. A highlight is clear when it comes from me. Test me on this; it is not hard, for I shall quote a famous bard. Oh, and if this post seems dreadfully long, let it be clear... Never overlook that which is near!
What did the seal say after getting swallowed?
Whale s***!
California's state motto should be: "We Apologize for Reagan!"
I wish I could attach my heartbeat in your inbox.
Going for a Crash 4 100% Deathless Run.
So far, I got the first 2 levels N. Sanely Perfect. Just 36 more to go.
I don't want to play games.
I just want to be with you.
I don't want to be teased; I want to be promised forever.
You're too precious to risk losing over a poorly executed flirt.
I just want to be honest with my feelings. I just want you to know my passion.
If you could read my heart, you'd know that letting this passion go to waste would be profane.
Whiskey was there when no one else was.
Uh-oh.
I feel a sad coming...
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