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Ben Holt
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  • I was literally GIVEN a house as a teen, and I still recognize that rent is theft and that housing is a human right.
    To prove a Republican wrong is no harder than proving a Flat-Earther wrong.
    But imagine if half of Americans thought the Flat-Earthers were the smart ones.
    Ridley64
    Ridley64
    The best way to start an argument? Walk into a room of 500 Democrats and 500 Republicans, say abortion, walk out.
    There are many republicans who voted for Biden.
    Ben Holt
    Ben Holt
    If Republicans can't even understand evolution, do you REALLY expect them to understand embryology?
    Ridley64
    Ridley64
    Neo Democrats are so soft, and Neo Republicans are bigots. We need a party that's pro compromise.
    I accidentally had bad thoughts and triggered myself into a crying spell.
    Ben Holt
    Ben Holt
    I'll tell you when I wake up. I'm about to sleep rn.
    Alicorn
    Alicorn
    Sweet Dreams
    Ben Holt
    Ben Holt
    For reference, I'm highly Autistic. And that leaves me with social awkwardness. But I still want the same things everyone else does: love, acceptance, etc, but I have to fight for those things, and I often STILL fail.
    Very few people ever want to be my friend, and that leaves me extremely broken hearted.
    Basically, I just had the "I'll never be normal" thoughts, and it triggered other thoughts of being abused as a child and my brother telling me that I'll probably never get married. As I approach 30, I fear more and more that that may be true. This triggered the thoughts of being damaged goods. And that made me wish I could be returned to the factory for repairs, but that factory isn't real. Some humans are just born broken. I often contemplate why I had to be one of the broken ones, and it leads to thoughts of mortality and ending my own life.
    After rewatching Toy Story, I keep wondering: "Do ALL toys think they're not toys after being taken out of the box like Buzz did?"
    Like, did Mr. Potato Head keep going into the potato bin thinking he was a real potato? Did Rex try to terrorize the other toys thinking he was a real dinosaur? Hell, did Woody once think he was a real cowboy?
    Somewhere, Sid Phillips is in a mental ward for thinking that toys are sentient.
    I mean, is that really a fair punishment for a kid from a broken family torturing toys BEFORE he knew they were sentient?
    While looking for an old pic, I found screenshots of my old "friends" in a toxic social group telling me how much of a sperg I am.

    Misanthropy is so tempting.
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    Ben Holt
    Ben Holt
    This was the same group I got banned from for reporting a mod that leaked my private video.
    A guy at the bar called me an asshole today.
    I really wanted to adjust his attitude, but I bit my tongue because he had gray hair.
    If beautiful girls are stars, then you are my sun.

    What makes a star special is up to the beholder, but as my sun, I cannot begin to make a comprehensive list of why you're so important to me.
    No one takes me seriously. 😔
    Doc Monocle
    Doc Monocle
    Do not feel alone. I am not taken seriously for the most part either. How can I be? Many of my views sharply contrast the philosophies and outlooks of most people I speak to, as it would seem. I do not knowingly share many life experiences with people I talk to. Even here, I am not quite the intense gamer I would need to be to keep up with the discussions on this site for an extended period in one sitting. My Smash Bros. thoughts are outdated, and I am not familiar with the mechanics of Ultimate... I could go on, but suffice it to say that if you want an example of someone not taken seriously, LOOK NO FURTHER! (I was debating between 'further' and 'farther.' Literally speaking, the latter should work, but there is no implication of space, so technically, the former would be better... or perhaps a loophole is that if you are 'looking,' you technically cannot ignore space-time. On the other hand, it is an expression... Dilemmas... Do you think anyone will take this post seriously? Do you think they should? If they did, would it be sincere, or simply because I spoke of it? I could never know...)
    If only winning your heart were as simple as fulfilling a difficult quest or slaying a monster, I'd pack up immediately.
    But winning a girl's heart, in reality, is so much more complicated. The fear of rejection is far scarier than any dragon.
    A Republican in Congress literally argued that he doesn't want to face a 20-year jail sentence for loaning his gun to someone who failed a background check.
    You literally just argued that you were deterred from being an accomplice to violence.
    Courageous you are to accept the dare. Only the brave and the clever could care. Make haste, and you will come to rue. Make sure what you have is sound and true. Under the forum games (be thorough)is your next clue. Next to the bird you'll find your help. Indeed the moose will utter the yelp. Chaos unnecessary, you will see. A highlight is clear when it comes from me. Test me on this; it is not hard, for I shall quote a famous bard. Oh, and if this post seems dreadfully long, let it be clear... Never overlook that which is near!
    Ridley64
    Ridley64
    A moose once bit my sister.
    Ben Holt
    Ben Holt
    I'm drunk as ****, so it's hard to even read white on black without blur, so I'll check again tomorrow.
    I don't want to play games.
    I just want to be with you.
    I don't want to be teased; I want to be promised forever.
    You're too precious to risk losing over a poorly executed flirt.
    I just want to be honest with my feelings. I just want you to know my passion.

    If you could read my heart, you'd know that letting this passion go to waste would be profane.
    Uh-oh.
    I feel a sad coming...
    Doc Monocle
    Doc Monocle
    Why do you say that?
    Ben Holt
    Ben Holt
    Nothing happened in particular.
    Just existential stuff knowing that my crush hasn't texted me in a while, and I remember that people generally don't like me.
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