If Doug Bowser had a different last name I imagine we'd have caught on and became wary much quicker to him having worked at EA.
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Splatoon 3 better have male idols or else I will.... do nothing and just grunt angrily for 5 minutes at max while doing completely unrelated things.
I would probably buy a compilation of Konami's licensed beat-em-ups (Simpsons, TMNT, Moo Mesa, Asterix, e.t.c.)
I can't believe I still have to explain that it's amiibo, not "Amiibos".
Nintendo after charging $60 for a rerelease of FlingSmash! (2010) with no changes aside from a 60FPS boost and the option not to use motion controls.
Puzzle and Action Ichidant-R walked so WarioWare could run.
Dear competitive players
I apologise on behalf of all casual fans for all the "why don't you use items?" and "why do you play boring stages?" BS.
Can't apologise for K. Rool getting nerfed though, that's an unforgivable sin.
I honestly don't see what's so "HD" about Skyward Sword HD. Like, surely they could just release it with the old name?
To this day I still have really mixed thoughts on Piranha Plant's inclusion in Smash.
Wendy's: "lol you have 6 followers"
Twitter:
I got an ad that started with the tagline: "warning: oddly satisfying content ahead"
Then it showed blackheads being ripped off. It was not satisfying.
I would love to collect animation cels and hang them up in my room, but I 1. can't afford them, and 2. don't trust myself with such priceless parts of animation history.
Why did Nintendo publish the DC SuperHero Girls game when Warner Bros have their own publishing arm?
I found an article about "the worst things about the original Xbox" and most of the things on this list are things that didn't exist at the time, and the number one spot went to the one thing people like the most about the Xbox (how easy it is to mod)
The Virtual Boy would lend itself to a good ROB-esque fighter.
I can only listen to "Close to You" by The Carpenters if the YouTube upload has a medium quality JPG off Google Images of The Simpsons Movie poster.
The Sonic Boom cartoon probably would've been better recieved if it was tied to a series with a more consistently comical tone like Crash or Mario... and also if it wasn't aired early in the morning and falsely advertised as an action cartoon.
Hope we get to see the E rated version of Conker next.
Rare's Cancelled N64 Project Dinosaur Planet Has Been Leaked Online
Take a trip back in timewww.nintendolife.com
Conservapedia, the right-wing nutjob conspiracy version of Wikipedia, has articles listing the "worst" liberal movies and TV shows - some of the media they try to find political commentary is is astounding - their "worst liberal movies" list has the Alpha and Omega sequels, Barnyard, Legally Blonde, and the '98 Godzilla. Their description for Almost Naked Animals on the TV show list is downright insane even by conspiracy theory standards..
Me coming up with moveset ideas for a Naughts and Crosses computer from the 1950s:
Me coming up with moveset ideas for the main antagonist of one of my favourite game series of all time:
I seriously am inable to think of any concepts for a Cortex moveset besides using mines, but I've got tons of ideas for how Bertie the Brain could play in Smash.
Project Triangle Strategy? sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.
Cramming a tiny screen and Raspberry Pi into a Game Boy Colour isn't impressive at all when stuff like this exists.
For some reason a lot of people seem to think early gaming history is just "Computer Space. Pong. Space Invaders. Magnavox Odyssey. Pac-Man. Mario. Zelda. Sonic" when it's MUCH more complex and long than that. I feel this narrative is often pushed to exaggerate the historical importance of series like Metroid, Mega Man, and Crash Bandicoot that didn't really do much for gaming outside their own genres.
Given how many memes went around about the British-ness of Galar, I can only imagine the reaction to an Australia region.
I just read the plot synopsis for Bugsnax and I don't know why people think it's so dark. Maybe the imagery is more unsettling than the actual themes? Either way, it seems to me like a relatively standard kids' spooky story with a somewhat shocking twist.
The Nintendo fanbase really should've learned to be careful what they wish for from StarFox Zero.
I kinda imagine Waluigi being either heavyweight Luigi or lightweight Snake in Smash.
Those are two polar opposite playstyles, but it really shows how much potential the purple schemer has.
I love the fact the Master Hand glitch isn't banned in competitive Melee because he's an unplayably pathetic character in a competitive context.
You are now cursed with the knowledge Young Link twists his thumb in his victory animation.
Hope you never forget this, because I sure won't.
Made a poll about Smash stages. https://strawpoll.com/abjx4u8kk
If that's the niche you're aiming for with the work as a whole then hell yeah, go for it with no limits! Sexualise and fetishize whatever you want, regardless of societal norms.
If it's in a work where the intent is to actually have characters, make a fun game, tell a story, e.t.c. - especially a sequel to a less sexualised work - just don't. You'll simply isolate fans who aren't there for that and ruin your work's reputation.
What anime fans hate about western character design: Yooka-Laylee
What cartoon fans hate about eastern character design: Xenoblade
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Trying to learn about game design can utterly ruin discussing games.
"Sonic is cool because he's fast!"
"Well, Sonic wasn't really good because of his speed but rather because of the way speed is built up and the way the level designs accomodated that, specifically with inertia and momentu-wait, where are you going?"
There's this weird, decades-recurrent trend of Disney movies beginning with an easy to grasp but awful message and then changing to a harder to swallow but much more useful message half way through, but the awful message sticks with people more and ends up being used more in marketing material.
"Hakuna Matata", "Seize your moment", "What do you want to be remembered for", "Anyone can cook", so forth.
Considering the time frame of the reveal, it would've been really awkward if the ARMS rep was Byte and Barq.
Disney made an Up anime.
As much as I regret purchasing the Fighters' Pass, I am glad I got to play Terry's stage from it.
People who like clearly and exaggeratedly sexualised characters: "IT'S NOT SEXUAL, I SWEAR! THEY HAVE A BRILLIANT CHARACTER ARC AND POWERS!"
People who like characters from children's media who lack any remotely sexual attributes and may or may not have been specifically designed to be ugly or gross: "Yeah, it's sexual. Duh. You DON'T have the hots for Mung Daal?"
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