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MatPat has only ever made two good theories: the Kingdom Hearts 3 Frozen theory, and the Chuck E, Cheese pizza... uh, not really a theory, more just a known fact people are too stupid to look up or trust. Still good on the basis of making said information more easily accessible.
Notice how both of those are out-universe speculation. Maybe Patrick should change his focus?
Vigilante moderators are so annoying.
When you hire Scooby Doo to name your cartoon-disguised-as-an-anime
Headcanon: the Fire Emblem characters are a medieval mafia who bribe and threaten their way into getting more Smash reps.
They are also the reason the iteration of Link gets “swapped out” every two instalments. Don’t use camera mods on the second phase of Castle Siege.
Do you ever see someone post a really bad take that would only hold any weight on a school playground- then check their account, find out they’re older than you and just feel super second-hand embarrassed for them?
Why does almost every adult cartoon have an alcoholic father as a protagonist?
I see game accuracy as a bonus when it comes to Smash movesets, not a requirement. The main focus should be playing well as a fighting game character, otherwise you end up with Belmonts.
Remember when you could just show everyone a random image, demoscene song or cartoon clip, say “hey guys, new meme!” and it’d take off?
I think the stupidest video game fan concept I’ve ever heard is “open world Sonic”.
I’m watching this SpongeBob theory about how the show is supposedly a nature show in-universe, and pretty much every point they make can be countered with “it’s a comedy and that’s the joke.”
Sonic fans: “please, for the love of god, stop appealing to nostalgia! We’ll do anything!”
Angry Birds fans: “please, for the love of god, start appealing to nostalgia! We’ll do anything!”
Why would I want to watch Funee Monkee vs. The Jesus Lizard when I could just watch the true greatest battle movie of all time: SANS and PAPYRUS vs SHREK and DONKEY! Cartoon Fight Club Episode 38
Despite being by the same director, The Iron Giant and The Incredibles have basically the exact opposite message. I’d say I align more with the prior though.
Either way, both are fantastic movies so who cares? There’s plenty of movies I enjoy but disagree with the message of, at the end of the day good filmmaking is most important.
I posted about this a while back and I’m still trying to figure it out
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Are they the Animal Crossing equivalent to a Fred Flintstone plushie? Is this SpongeBob Movie rules where the anthro characters turn into a stuffed version of the real thing when they die? Is this a Goofy-Pluto scenario?
I’m watching Caddicarus’ PlayStation magazines video and it’s kinda funny (but also a little miraculous) how the idea of “nerd” and “cool” have swapped over the past 2 decades and 1 year. An obsession with “hot babes” meant you were a real “bloke” in the ‘00s, but now it just means you’re gross. Liking media with cute characters meant you were a “nerd who still wets their pants” in the 00s, now you’re considered a nerd for only liking things with blood, guts and angry eyebrows.
I don’t get why people’s hypothetical Crash Smash stages tend to involve crates so much, I feel they’re a better fit for items.
Oh yes autocorrect, I absolutely meant “Bourse” when I spelled “Hourse”
I had a weird dream where I went to a shopping centre and saw the following:
A shop for Grubhub. Yes, a physical shop for a company that only delivers other companies’ food.
Grubhub had changed their advert in the dream verse, now it was this horrific Ren and Stimpy esque animation of sperm cells with rat heads.
I went to Poundland and saw woollen novelty masks (like those rubber Trump or horse masks you get, but made of wool) of three characters: Cranky Kong, Vivian (from Paper Mario) and Penta Penguin. The Cranky mask was particularly horrifying.
The shopping centre was rethemed to promote Wreck-It Ralph 3, there was a contest to find a secret Pac-Man cameo in the non existent film, I didn’t win the contest because I assumed pretty much any circle or curve with a dent to be Pac-Man.
I’ve been reading up on this “Vegan Teacher” person and... wow. If PETA was the real life version of a parody from the Simpsons, she’s the real life version of a parody from South Park. Willing to risk human lives for the sake of animals... Don’t even get me started on her poor dog.
I’m not one for gritty or older-skewering reboots, but a proper Blue’s Clues detective movie would be a ton of fun. It’d still be aimed at kids, albeit slightly older kids. (like the Dora movie beforehand) So many of the staples of Blue’s Clues would adapt well to a silly whodunnit story - Blue’s non-verbal communication, the skidoo, anonymous letters, so on.
The Virgin RPG silent protagonist vs. the Chad cartoon silent protagonist
I have to wonder why when they made Avatar the Last Airbender, they thought of Nickelodeon as a channel to pitch it to, like even in passing. I get this was before Adventure Time and the popularity boom of serialised animation but surely Disney or CN would be a better fit, right?
The retributive prison system confuses me. “It was so terrible that he kidnapped and tortured all those people - he should be locked up for 20 years, isolated from his friends and family, and forced to work in the hot sun!”
Now I think about it, does Infinity War even qualify as a crossover? They’re all from the same franchise and universe as is.
People in the 90s could get like 3000 hours out of Diddy Kong Racing and I can barely get 3 hours out of a full £50 AAA release.
Can’t wait for Growing Around to come out and have the same legacy as CatDog before it: as “that show where they didn’t think about the logistic implications of the premise”
Everyone’s favourite Pac-Man side character: RAT
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Subscription services are OK, VC is better, but ultimately I think the best option for rereleasing classic games is compilations - Mostly because they encourage players to try lesser known games by design.
The idea of a second Namco arcade rep in Smash is slept on I feel. Pac-Man only really uses elements from his own games; Mappy and Galaga, there’s plenty of other games in the Namco Museum that could be taken from, be it for a non-clone Ms. Pac-Man/Ghost Gang or a specific rep like Taizo, Valkyrie or Mappy.
If Shadow Mario was a Mario echo his alts should have the colours of the Koopalings
I’m gonna try and sell you on the idea of Sora coming with Disney-related content:
A Ratatouille Mii hat that has Remy pull on your hair
NOW do you still believe Sora shouldn’t have Disney content?
Even as a kid I could tell the character designs in the Save Ums were ugly.
I remember reading this article, think it was by Cracked, called something like “10 times one person ruined something for everyone else” and one of the listed occurrences was something among the lines of an elderly woman who couldn’t sleep because of a loud clock tower and requested it be demolished or made quieter.
How the hell was she in the wrong?
That one anime character with the thing in her mouth creeps me out. Is it her lack of expression? The shining pink eyes? I don’t know, either way she gives me the heebee jeebees.
We talk a lot about how to avoid certain types of people but nowhere near enough about how to avoid becoming said types of people.
Just found out Byleth’s last name is Eisner. Surprised his school isn’t inside a giant statue of Mickey Mouse.
This is a controversial opinion but honestly I like the sad Bart edits. They’re really well made and have probably helped some people through rough times. They’re a little silly when simplified down to just “Sad music with VHS filtered Simpsons clips” but all things considered are their own beautiful transformative work.
Imagine growing up in the early 80s, becoming a young adult, then seeing your hip little nephew put in DKC on the SNES and getting greeted with the sight of an old man monkey cranking a gramophone in the original arcade game.
Ouch.
One thing a lot of people under the belief that Microsoft “killed” Rare don’t understand is that they’ve made some great games under MS
Not to mention, I cannot imagine something like Rare Replay would happen under stingy old Nintendo. -
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