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If Rex ever got in Vol. 2, I just hope his English VA’s given better direction.

This makes me want an actual Dr. Mario RPG.

I’m kinda angry. My dad keeps badgering me to alter an assignment I turned in when I got a 34/40 on it (which is a B) and my mom was okay with that grade.

Now that I think about it, SSE could’ve definitely used some more Nintendo enemies in the Subspace Army’s ranks. Things like:

-Lakitus & Spinies
-Chain Chomps
-The Three Viruses
-Klaptraps
-Bulblins
-Darknuts
-Metroids
-Shy Guys
-Waddle Dees
-Knuckle Joes
-Waddle Doos
-Bronto Burts
-Bonkers
-Gulpin
-Staryu
-Ramblin’ Evil Mushrooms
-Starmen
-Reapers & Reapettes
-Eggplant Wizards
-Bulborbs
-Burrowing Snagrets
-Devils
-Wild Gunmen
-Ballon Fight enemies

…In fact, I think this could’ve comprised the entire Subspace Army (along with the Subspace Army we got).

Assist Trophies in Brawl that also could’ve been enemies in SSE (alongside Hammer Bros.):

-Devil
-Lakitu & Spinies
-Metroid

I was playing the All-Stars version of SMB3 on SNES Online.

And SMB3 kinda…sucks.

GOD, if I just worked at Nintendo…if I at least knew the release windows for each Vol. 2 fighter…

I’ll give Mario Party 10 this:

Bowser Party set the stage for Bowser to be properly playable in Super Mario Party.

Anyone remember the Super Hero Squad Show? It was a cluster**** to say the least.

My recent Vs. CPU matches have made me hate the CPU more than I already do.

Several times I counted of them getting a Final Smash before me, getting a useful item before me, and preventing me from doing literally ANYTHING on the offensive or defensive.

I wish Sakurai would just admit Vol. 2 is canceled. Everything else is just delaying it from when it can be reasonably shown off and it doesn’t look like Nintendo gives a ****.

It’s clear I’m the only one who thinks Smash is literally getting its next update any ****ing time soon.

Wario Wario Wario I must ask this honestly; what’s your beef against Sakura Wars?

Here are the stages I would pick if I were directing Ultimate (WARNING: LONG POST)

All New Stages
1. New Donk City Hall
2. Super Bell Hill
3. Bowser’s Castle
4. Coconut Mall
5. 25m
6. Gangplank Galleon
7. Great Plateau Tower
8. Tal Tal Heights
9. SR388 Landing Site
10. Skytown
11. Baby Bowser Bash
12. Castle Dedede
13. Floral Fields
14. Resolution Road
15. Zoness
16. The Great Hoenn Sea
17. Melemele Island
18. Condor’s Peak
19. Temple of Mila
20. Opera House
21. Octopus
22. Kid Icarus NES
23. Golden Pyramid
24. City Escape
25. Studiopolis
26. Hocotate Freight
27. Gyromite
28. Main Street
29. Internet Square
30. Jogging
31. Pictochat X
32. Vega Stage
33. Moray Towers
34. Dracula’s Castle
35. Doshin the Giant
36. Mementos (DLC)
37. Yggdrasil’s Altar (DLC)
38. Spiral Mountain (DLC)
39. King of Fighters Stadium (DLC)
40. Garreg Mach Monastery (DLC)
41. Spring Stadium (DLC)
42. CP7’s stage (DLC)
43. CP8’s stage (DLC)
44. CP9’s stage (DLC)
45. CP10’s stage (DLC)
46. CP11’s stage (DLC)

All Old Stages
1. Battlefield and its two variations
2. Final Destination
3. Peach’s Castle (64)
4. Kongo Jungle (64)
5. Hyrule Castle (64)
6. Super Happy Tree (64)
7. Dream Land (64)
8. Saffron City (64)
9. Mushroom Kingdom (64)
10. Princess Peach’s Castle (Melee)
11. Rainbow Cruise (Melee)
12. Kongo Falls (Melee)
13. Great Bay (Melee)
14. Temple (Melee)
15. Brinstar (Melee)
16. Yoshi’s Island (Melee)
17. Yoshi’s Story (Melee)
18. Fountain of Dreams (Melee)
19. Green Greens (Melee)
20. Corneria (Melee)
21. Venom (Melee)
22. Pokémon Staidum (Melee)
23. Onett (Melee)
24. Mushroom Kingdom II (Melee)
25. Brinstar Depths (Melee)
26. Poké Floats (Melee)
27. Big Blue (Melee)
28. Fourside (Melee)
29. Flat Zone (Melee)
30. Delfino Plaza (Brawl)
31. Figure-8 Circuit (Brawl)
32. WarioWare, Inc. (Brawl)
33. Bridge of Eldin (Brawl)
34. Frigate Orpheon (Brawl)
35. Yoshi’s Island (Brawl)
36. Halberd (Brawl)
37. Lylat Cruise (Brawl)
38. Port Town Aero Dive (Brawl)
39. Castle Siege (Brawl)
40. Distant Planet (Brawl)
41. New Pork City (Brawl)
42. Skyworld (Brawl)
43. Shadow Moses Island (Brawl)
44. Luigi’s Mansion (Brawl)
45. Spear Pillar (Brawl)
46. Flat Zone 2 (Brawl)
47. Green Hill Zone (Brawl)
48. 3D Land (for 3DS)
49. Golden Plains (for 3DS)
50. Paper Mario (for 3DS)
51. Gerudo Valley (for 3DS)
52. Spirit Train (for 3DS)
53. Dream Land GB (for 3DS)
54. Unova Pokémon League (for 3DS)
55. Prism Tower (for 3DS)
56. Mute City SNES (for 3DS)
57. Magicant (for 3DS)
58. Arena Ferox (for 3DS)
59. Reset Bomb Forest (for 3DS)
60. Tortimer Island (for 3DS)
61. PAC-MAZE (for 3DS)
62. Living Room (for 3DS)
63. Find Mii (for 3DS)
64. Tomodachi Life (for 3DS)
65. Mushroom Kingdom U (for Wii U)
66. Mario Galaxy (for Wii U)
67. Mario Circuit (for Wii U)
68. Skyloft (for Wii U)
69. Coliseum (for Wii U)
70. Gamer (for Wii U)
71. Garden of Hope (for Wii U)
72. Town and City (for Wii U)
73. Wii Fit Studio (for Wii U)
74. Boxing Ring (both games)
75. Gaur Plains (both games)
76. Duck Hunt (both games)
77. Wrecking Crew (for Wii U)
78. Pilotwings (for Wii U)
79. Wuhu Island (for Wii U)
80. Wily Castle (both games)
81. Mario Maker (for Wii U)
82. Suzaku Castle (both games)
83. Midgar (both games)
84. Umbra Clock Tower (both games)

I don’t know who can acceptfully hear this, but it needs to be said: if an Assist Trophy was part of Vol. 2, the community discourse would ONLY GET WORSE.

Because characters that people normally overlook would be shafted in favor of characters who were ALREADY PROGRAMMED FOR ASSISTANCE ROLES (yes, even base game Spirits would be shafted). People would put sticks up their ***es and claim Assist Trophies should “always” take priority simply because they’re now suddenly possible.

Is this the future you want to live in? One where Assist Trophies are all that matter and people blame Sakurai when he doesn’t do it again?

I just realized; the villains of the two respective series wouldn’t work story-wise in M&L Paper Jam. At most, I could see them as super bosses.

Your reaction if this was Ultimate’s DLC lineup;

-Frank West & Piranha Plant (early purchase bonus for Smash Ultimate, made able to separately purchase upon release date)

Vol. 1
-Joker (Pack 1)
-Hero (Pack 2)
-Banjo-Kazooie (Pack 3)
-Euden (Pack 4)
-Terry Bogard (Pack 5)

-Byleth (early purchase bonus for Vol. 2, made able to separately purchase upon release date)

Vol. 2
-Min Min and Echo Fighter Ninjara (Pack 6)
-Sora (Pack 7)
-Crash Bandicoot (Pack 8)
-Scorbunny (Pack 9)
-Sakura Shinguji and Echo Fighter Sakura Amamiya (Pack 10)
-Bandana Dee and bonus fighter King Boo (Pack 11)

I like how after a certain point in Persona 5, we learn, literally, that the real treasure is the friend we make along the way.

I for the life of me will never understand why Jill and Shuma-Gorath remained as DLC in UMvC3’s original release. The other 12 extra characters, who were planned to be DLC, had to be shipped to Ultimate due to the 2011 earthquake and tsunami messing up the schedule.

DanganZilla5 What a coincidence! I was watching a review of the original Dead Rising.

MOTHER****ING FFXVI

AND IT'S IN A MEDIEVAL SETTING

8 and 1/2 months since I’ve been outside for more than a day…my god.

I’m honestly shocked that Crimson Viper wasn’t recycled into MvC:I.

I sense a Pokemon design!

If Rumble Falls came back in Ultimate, do you think it’d be updated to more closely resemble Ultimate’s Kongo Falls?

On the topic of bosses, I made one for Ho-Oh if it was a boss in Ultimate.

Man...looking at Giga Bowser in Classic Mode makes me think he was only put there to fill a Classic Mode quota when there's several other fighters whose Classic Mode he'd fit right in.

What I mean is:

We've reached Day 500 of our fixed RTC schedule, and the topic might surprise you.

Poor Sakurai…he legit loves working on his characters, yet people can’t stop giving him crap for a specific character after nearly eight months.

You know, this makes me want a Fire Emblem Warriors sequel that takes place mainly during the time skip in Three Houses.

I’d like to see Scorbunny as a sort of tomboyish girl.

Quick

What would be a good trailer scenario for Sakura Shinguji?

I just had an epihany; if Spring Man were an early purchase bonus (alongside ), fans of him out there wouldn't have to worry about as much debate if ARMS were still the first Vol. 2 character.

And speaking of ARMS characters, I personally think it would've been cool to see Ninjara as an Echo of .

I still can't get over this Arle render. It's just so good.

I'm surprised that there's no collaboration between Super Mario and Dragalia Lost, the latter of which ALSO has its anniversary this month.

Dwayne Johnson and his family just tested positive for COVID-19.

2020 doesn't need to claim any more celebrity lives, so we can only pray Dwayne and his family make it through.

Inb4 there's eventually a Pokémon Blossom and Pokémon Breeze, featuring a flower-based Legendary and a cloud-based Legendary, respectively, as the game mascots.

Know what's a missed opportunity? Not calling Greninja's trailer "Who's that Pokémon?" when they used "Together, We Ride" for Robin's trailer.

If I could make a cartoon series, it would be a magical girl series. Tonally, it'd be a mix between the silliness of Precure and the OW THE EDGE of Madoka Magica.

I just thought of an Evil Team for my dream Pokémon game; an organization called Team SCAR. SCAR stands for Status Conditional Ailment Research, and they use a mafia as a cover for their research.

Reaction: the next Pokémon game has Gym Leaders based around gameplay mechanics.

1. The first Gym Leader is a daycare lady who uses baby Pokémon
2. The second your Professor, who uses Pokémon of the Grass, Fire and Water types

After that, you're free to tackle each Gym at your own accord. The Gym Leaders you face are:

3. An aspiring chef who always equips his Pokémon with Berries during his battle
4. A former member of the evil team who uses Pokémon that evolve or have evolved via Friendship with him
5. A meteorologist who utilizes the fake weather around her, using all Castforms along with a Landorous and a Sligoo
6. A pop star whose Pokémon specialize in sound-based moves when she's not on stage
7. An ailing doctor who specializes in status effects for his research
8. An old wife and husband who specialize in gender-dependent Pokémon
9. A firefighter who specializes in HM moves, mainly for his rescues
10. A dojo master who specializes in stats, always the last Gym Leader you face; both people and Pokémon are his students