Perkilator

I’ve just been thinking about how Plants vs. Zombies shares the same “kill zombies in ways you wouldn’t expect” motif as Dead Rising does.

If Sakura’s mech was downscaled into normal gameplay, what if the hypothetical gimmick was switching between fighting in it and fighting in foot by pressing Shield and B?

Man, PvZ2 in general deserved better than to be under EA's thumb. One of my issues is that the bosses are just different Zombots (which are all recycled for the final battle, by the way). If I were making this game and I designed the bosses, I'd pick some more creative options for each world.

Ancient Egypt: A zombie pharaoh who spins in a tornado of sand, tosses bones at plants and summons mummies.

Pirate Seas: A zombie pirate captain on a mini ship with a cannon on the front.

Wild West: A zombie outlaw who rides a horse and shoots plants with his revolver (occasionally summoning chickens).

Far Future: An advanced Gargantuar Prime with eye lasers and tank wheels.

Dark Ages: A necrodragon who spits fire and puts mushrooms to sleep.

Big Wave Beach: A zombie mermaid who fires at plants with a trident of lightning.

Frostbite Caves: A wooly mammoth that fires snowballs and icy wind at plants

Lost City: A giant snake that consumes plants to partially restore health and spits venom on tiles to prevent plant growing.

Neon Mixtape Tour: Disco Zombie.

Jurassic Marsh: A living fossil of a T-Rex that spawns baby T-Rexes from eggs.

Sky City: A zombie dressed as a harpy with a rocket launcher and gatling gun.

Steam Ages: A zombie with a steam-powered newspaper launcher.

Renaissance Age: A zombie's depiction of the statue "David" that shoots cement at tiles.

Modern Day: An all-powerful Zombot head that has control over time, summoning zombies from other time periods.

Only one I left out was the Kungfu World boss.

Friendly reminder that the Chinese version of PvZ2 has 4 worlds exclusive to that version.

They’re called Kung-fu World, Sky City, Steam Age and Renaissance Age.

If I were Nintendo and I bought PopCap anytime soon, I’d make it so that these worlds were included in all versions in a hypothetical Switch port.

Unpopular Mario opinion:

Among the games in 3D All-Stars, only Sunshine could be feasibly remade and included alongside 64 and Galaxy. Even one of three games by themselves is way bigger than every game in the N. Sane Trilogy combined.

I think there should be a “Helper to Hero” mode where you play as Assist Trophies exactly as they are against an army of Miis. The ones who would qualify are:

1. Ghirahim
2. Chef Kawasaki
3. Knuckle Joe
4. Krystal
5. Samurai Goroh
6. Tiki
7. Black Knight
8. Phosphora
9. Gray Fox
10. Knuckles
11. Burrowing Snagret
12. Dr. Wily
13. Zero
14. Guile
15. Rodin
16. Alucard
17. Nikki
18. Arcade Bunny
19. Starman
20. Takamaru
21. Flies & Hand
22. Waluigi
23. Sukapon
24. Spring Man
25. Bomberman
26. Sheriff
27. Isaac
28. Vince
29. Devil
30. Shovel Knight
31. Dillon
32. Yuri

Man, I wish it was Nintendo who bought PopCap just so I could have a PvZ where you don't pay to win.

I made a support thread for Punch-Out’s Bald Bull.

Am I the only one who thinks Caddicarus would make a great voice actor?

You guys remember when there was salmonella in Honey Smacks and it had to be recalled?

Crash Bandicoot and Sakura Wars both released in September 1996.

Which means these two series produced the best commercials in video game history.

After some thought, I do kinda see a moveset for Waluigi.

But I still don't support him for Vol. 2 because he's an Assist Trophy in the same game.

I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but man...the Nintendo characters we got as DLC so far really got the short end of the stick when it comes to remixes. Nearly every single 3rd party character so far got a boatload when put together, whereas Byleth and Min Min put together got a grand total of THREE (four if you count the JP version of the Three Houses Main Theme remix).

Looking back, I kinda wish Peach was playable in certain sections during Super Mario Odyssey.

Just a quick question; which would you rather have?

A. House of the Dead-themed Spirit Event

B. Dead Rising-themed Spirit Event

C. Plants vs. Zombies-themed Spirit Event

We’re doing predictions for the remainder of Vol. 2 in RTC now.

So I guess the next fighter is gonna be revealed by at least February, I suppose?

PREACH

Holy ****, Trump just tested positive.

After watching the Steve trailer, I can guarantee that he’ll sell his own Challenger Pack (if not the entire Pass) like hot cakes. Like, I’m expecting millions downloads for Ultimate DLC of any kind (if not at least another million copies of Ultimate itself).

Love, hate or couldn’t care less about Minecraft, the revenue of the richest company in Japan practically just skyrocketed.

At this point, I’m content to shut up about the next character until 2021 starts.

Hoping: Cash Banooca
Predicitng: Probably not Cash Banooca

If Rex ever got in Vol. 2, I just hope his English VA’s given better direction.

This makes me want an actual Dr. Mario RPG.

I’m kinda angry. My dad keeps badgering me to alter an assignment I turned in when I got a 34/40 on it (which is a B) and my mom was okay with that grade.

Now that I think about it, SSE could’ve definitely used some more Nintendo enemies in the Subspace Army’s ranks. Things like:

-Lakitus & Spinies
-Chain Chomps
-The Three Viruses
-Klaptraps
-Bulblins
-Darknuts
-Metroids
-Shy Guys
-Waddle Dees
-Knuckle Joes
-Waddle Doos
-Bronto Burts
-Bonkers
-Gulpin
-Staryu
-Ramblin’ Evil Mushrooms
-Starmen
-Reapers & Reapettes
-Eggplant Wizards
-Bulborbs
-Burrowing Snagrets
-Devils
-Wild Gunmen
-Ballon Fight enemies

…In fact, I think this could’ve comprised the entire Subspace Army (along with the Subspace Army we got).

Assist Trophies in Brawl that also could’ve been enemies in SSE (alongside Hammer Bros.):

-Devil
-Lakitu & Spinies
-Metroid

I was playing the All-Stars version of SMB3 on SNES Online.

And SMB3 kinda…sucks.

GOD, if I just worked at Nintendo…if I at least knew the release windows for each Vol. 2 fighter…

I’ll give Mario Party 10 this:

Bowser Party set the stage for Bowser to be properly playable in Super Mario Party.

Anyone remember the Super Hero Squad Show? It was a cluster**** to say the least.

My recent Vs. CPU matches have made me hate the CPU more than I already do.

Several times I counted of them getting a Final Smash before me, getting a useful item before me, and preventing me from doing literally ANYTHING on the offensive or defensive.

I wish Sakurai would just admit Vol. 2 is canceled. Everything else is just delaying it from when it can be reasonably shown off and it doesn’t look like Nintendo gives a ****.

It’s clear I’m the only one who thinks Smash is literally getting its next update any ****ing time soon.

Wario Wario Wario I must ask this honestly; what’s your beef against Sakura Wars?

Here are the stages I would pick if I were directing Ultimate (WARNING: LONG POST)

All New Stages
1. New Donk City Hall
2. Super Bell Hill
3. Bowser’s Castle
4. Coconut Mall
5. 25m
6. Gangplank Galleon
7. Great Plateau Tower
8. Tal Tal Heights
9. SR388 Landing Site
10. Skytown
11. Baby Bowser Bash
12. Castle Dedede
13. Floral Fields
14. Resolution Road
15. Zoness
16. The Great Hoenn Sea
17. Melemele Island
18. Condor’s Peak
19. Temple of Mila
20. Opera House
21. Octopus
22. Kid Icarus NES
23. Golden Pyramid
24. City Escape
25. Studiopolis
26. Hocotate Freight
27. Gyromite
28. Main Street
29. Internet Square
30. Jogging
31. Pictochat X
32. Vega Stage
33. Moray Towers
34. Dracula’s Castle
35. Doshin the Giant
36. Mementos (DLC)
37. Yggdrasil’s Altar (DLC)
38. Spiral Mountain (DLC)
39. King of Fighters Stadium (DLC)
40. Garreg Mach Monastery (DLC)
41. Spring Stadium (DLC)
42. CP7’s stage (DLC)
43. CP8’s stage (DLC)
44. CP9’s stage (DLC)
45. CP10’s stage (DLC)
46. CP11’s stage (DLC)

All Old Stages
1. Battlefield and its two variations
2. Final Destination
3. Peach’s Castle (64)
4. Kongo Jungle (64)
5. Hyrule Castle (64)
6. Super Happy Tree (64)
7. Dream Land (64)
8. Saffron City (64)
9. Mushroom Kingdom (64)
10. Princess Peach’s Castle (Melee)
11. Rainbow Cruise (Melee)
12. Kongo Falls (Melee)
13. Great Bay (Melee)
14. Temple (Melee)
15. Brinstar (Melee)
16. Yoshi’s Island (Melee)
17. Yoshi’s Story (Melee)
18. Fountain of Dreams (Melee)
19. Green Greens (Melee)
20. Corneria (Melee)
21. Venom (Melee)
22. Pokémon Staidum (Melee)
23. Onett (Melee)
24. Mushroom Kingdom II (Melee)
25. Brinstar Depths (Melee)
26. Poké Floats (Melee)
27. Big Blue (Melee)
28. Fourside (Melee)
29. Flat Zone (Melee)
30. Delfino Plaza (Brawl)
31. Figure-8 Circuit (Brawl)
32. WarioWare, Inc. (Brawl)
33. Bridge of Eldin (Brawl)
34. Frigate Orpheon (Brawl)
35. Yoshi’s Island (Brawl)
36. Halberd (Brawl)
37. Lylat Cruise (Brawl)
38. Port Town Aero Dive (Brawl)
39. Castle Siege (Brawl)
40. Distant Planet (Brawl)
41. New Pork City (Brawl)
42. Skyworld (Brawl)
43. Shadow Moses Island (Brawl)
44. Luigi’s Mansion (Brawl)
45. Spear Pillar (Brawl)
46. Flat Zone 2 (Brawl)
47. Green Hill Zone (Brawl)
48. 3D Land (for 3DS)
49. Golden Plains (for 3DS)
50. Paper Mario (for 3DS)
51. Gerudo Valley (for 3DS)
52. Spirit Train (for 3DS)
53. Dream Land GB (for 3DS)
54. Unova Pokémon League (for 3DS)
55. Prism Tower (for 3DS)
56. Mute City SNES (for 3DS)
57. Magicant (for 3DS)
58. Arena Ferox (for 3DS)
59. Reset Bomb Forest (for 3DS)
60. Tortimer Island (for 3DS)
61. PAC-MAZE (for 3DS)
62. Living Room (for 3DS)
63. Find Mii (for 3DS)
64. Tomodachi Life (for 3DS)
65. Mushroom Kingdom U (for Wii U)
66. Mario Galaxy (for Wii U)
67. Mario Circuit (for Wii U)
68. Skyloft (for Wii U)
69. Coliseum (for Wii U)
70. Gamer (for Wii U)
71. Garden of Hope (for Wii U)
72. Town and City (for Wii U)
73. Wii Fit Studio (for Wii U)
74. Boxing Ring (both games)
75. Gaur Plains (both games)
76. Duck Hunt (both games)
77. Wrecking Crew (for Wii U)
78. Pilotwings (for Wii U)
79. Wuhu Island (for Wii U)
80. Wily Castle (both games)
81. Mario Maker (for Wii U)
82. Suzaku Castle (both games)
83. Midgar (both games)
84. Umbra Clock Tower (both games)

I don’t know who can acceptfully hear this, but it needs to be said: if an Assist Trophy was part of Vol. 2, the community discourse would ONLY GET WORSE.

Because characters that people normally overlook would be shafted in favor of characters who were ALREADY PROGRAMMED FOR ASSISTANCE ROLES (yes, even base game Spirits would be shafted). People would put sticks up their ***es and claim Assist Trophies should “always” take priority simply because they’re now suddenly possible.

Is this the future you want to live in? One where Assist Trophies are all that matter and people blame Sakurai when he doesn’t do it again?

I just realized; the villains of the two respective series wouldn’t work story-wise in M&L Paper Jam. At most, I could see them as super bosses.

Your reaction if this was Ultimate’s DLC lineup;

-Frank West & Piranha Plant (early purchase bonus for Smash Ultimate, made able to separately purchase upon release date)

Vol. 1
-Joker (Pack 1)
-Hero (Pack 2)
-Banjo-Kazooie (Pack 3)
-Euden (Pack 4)
-Terry Bogard (Pack 5)

-Byleth (early purchase bonus for Vol. 2, made able to separately purchase upon release date)

Vol. 2
-Min Min and Echo Fighter Ninjara (Pack 6)
-Sora (Pack 7)
-Crash Bandicoot (Pack 8)
-Scorbunny (Pack 9)
-Sakura Shinguji and Echo Fighter Sakura Amamiya (Pack 10)
-Bandana Dee and bonus fighter King Boo (Pack 11)