Perkilator

Here’s how to stay safe while trick or treating on Halloween night this year.

Step 1: Don’t do it.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Quick; what would be a good idea for a villain who believes in Deism?

I can’t wait for if Sakura Shinguji got confirmed and Sakurai discussed how she has a bigger legacy than most people give her credit for.

Question: if Vol. 2 had 10 fighters instead of 6 (2 Echoes can come with any one of these), which ones would you pick? Only rule is that you have to include the officially revealed fighters as well. Here are mine:

• 76: Min Min
• 76ε: Ninjara
• 77: Sora
• 78: Steve
• 79: Euden
• 80: Crash Bandicoot
• 81: Sakura Shinguji
• 81ε: Sakura Amamiya
• 82: Bandana Dee
• 83: Scorbunny
• 84: Monster Hunter
• 85: Crazy Dave

Honorable mentions: King Boo, Frogger, Jill Valentine

I just pooped out a blueberry I didn’t digest this morning.

Weird.

Man, the amount of slamming Sakura Shinguji is getting in RTC makes me sad.

I just came across this video about a hypothetical “Rubber” type for Pokémon.

Here’s where the guy got his main picture.

I'm bored. Ask me anything.

I just realized that this one Spirit I did has slight toilet humor.

Rex's Mii Costume was announced during the base game hype, so I wouldn't count him out for Vol. 2 yet, considering that ARMS got a second chance.

Fun fact: This game was made by Toys for Bob. Yes, the same Toys for Bob that gave us Skylanders, Spyro Reignited, Crash 4, and Gloria the Thicc Hippo.

Don't believe me? Check this game's Wikipedia page: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majokko_Daisakusen:_Little_Witching_Mischiefs

I’ve just been thinking about how Plants vs. Zombies shares the same “kill zombies in ways you wouldn’t expect” motif as Dead Rising does.

If Sakura’s mech was downscaled into normal gameplay, what if the hypothetical gimmick was switching between fighting in it and fighting in foot by pressing Shield and B?

Man, PvZ2 in general deserved better than to be under EA's thumb. One of my issues is that the bosses are just different Zombots (which are all recycled for the final battle, by the way). If I were making this game and I designed the bosses, I'd pick some more creative options for each world.

Ancient Egypt: A zombie pharaoh who spins in a tornado of sand, tosses bones at plants and summons mummies.

Pirate Seas: A zombie pirate captain on a mini ship with a cannon on the front.

Wild West: A zombie outlaw who rides a horse and shoots plants with his revolver (occasionally summoning chickens).

Far Future: An advanced Gargantuar Prime with eye lasers and tank wheels.

Dark Ages: A necrodragon who spits fire and puts mushrooms to sleep.

Big Wave Beach: A zombie mermaid who fires at plants with a trident of lightning.

Frostbite Caves: A wooly mammoth that fires snowballs and icy wind at plants

Lost City: A giant snake that consumes plants to partially restore health and spits venom on tiles to prevent plant growing.

Neon Mixtape Tour: Disco Zombie.

Jurassic Marsh: A living fossil of a T-Rex that spawns baby T-Rexes from eggs.

Sky City: A zombie dressed as a harpy with a rocket launcher and gatling gun.

Steam Ages: A zombie with a steam-powered newspaper launcher.

Renaissance Age: A zombie's depiction of the statue "David" that shoots cement at tiles.

Modern Day: An all-powerful Zombot head that has control over time, summoning zombies from other time periods.

Only one I left out was the Kungfu World boss.

Friendly reminder that the Chinese version of PvZ2 has 4 worlds exclusive to that version.

They’re called Kung-fu World, Sky City, Steam Age and Renaissance Age.

If I were Nintendo and I bought PopCap anytime soon, I’d make it so that these worlds were included in all versions in a hypothetical Switch port.

Unpopular Mario opinion:

Among the games in 3D All-Stars, only Sunshine could be feasibly remade and included alongside 64 and Galaxy. Even one of three games by themselves is way bigger than every game in the N. Sane Trilogy combined.

I think there should be a “Helper to Hero” mode where you play as Assist Trophies exactly as they are against an army of Miis. The ones who would qualify are:

1. Ghirahim
2. Chef Kawasaki
3. Knuckle Joe
4. Krystal
5. Samurai Goroh
6. Tiki
7. Black Knight
8. Phosphora
9. Gray Fox
10. Knuckles
11. Burrowing Snagret
12. Dr. Wily
13. Zero
14. Guile
15. Rodin
16. Alucard
17. Nikki
18. Arcade Bunny
19. Starman
20. Takamaru
21. Flies & Hand
22. Waluigi
23. Sukapon
24. Spring Man
25. Bomberman
26. Sheriff
27. Isaac
28. Vince
29. Devil
30. Shovel Knight
31. Dillon
32. Yuri

Man, I wish it was Nintendo who bought PopCap just so I could have a PvZ where you don't pay to win.

I made a support thread for Punch-Out’s Bald Bull.

Am I the only one who thinks Caddicarus would make a great voice actor?

You guys remember when there was salmonella in Honey Smacks and it had to be recalled?

Crash Bandicoot and Sakura Wars both released in September 1996.

Which means these two series produced the best commercials in video game history.

After some thought, I do kinda see a moveset for Waluigi.

But I still don't support him for Vol. 2 because he's an Assist Trophy in the same game.

I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but man...the Nintendo characters we got as DLC so far really got the short end of the stick when it comes to remixes. Nearly every single 3rd party character so far got a boatload when put together, whereas Byleth and Min Min put together got a grand total of THREE (four if you count the JP version of the Three Houses Main Theme remix).

Looking back, I kinda wish Peach was playable in certain sections during Super Mario Odyssey.

Just a quick question; which would you rather have?

A. House of the Dead-themed Spirit Event

B. Dead Rising-themed Spirit Event

C. Plants vs. Zombies-themed Spirit Event

We’re doing predictions for the remainder of Vol. 2 in RTC now.

So I guess the next fighter is gonna be revealed by at least February, I suppose?

PREACH

Holy ****, Trump just tested positive.

After watching the Steve trailer, I can guarantee that he’ll sell his own Challenger Pack (if not the entire Pass) like hot cakes. Like, I’m expecting millions downloads for Ultimate DLC of any kind (if not at least another million copies of Ultimate itself).

Love, hate or couldn’t care less about Minecraft, the revenue of the richest company in Japan practically just skyrocketed.

At this point, I’m content to shut up about the next character until 2021 starts.

Hoping: Cash Banooca
Predicitng: Probably not Cash Banooca

If Rex ever got in Vol. 2, I just hope his English VA’s given better direction.

This makes me want an actual Dr. Mario RPG.

I’m kinda angry. My dad keeps badgering me to alter an assignment I turned in when I got a 34/40 on it (which is a B) and my mom was okay with that grade.

Now that I think about it, SSE could’ve definitely used some more Nintendo enemies in the Subspace Army’s ranks. Things like:

-Lakitus & Spinies
-Chain Chomps
-The Three Viruses
-Klaptraps
-Bulblins
-Darknuts
-Metroids
-Shy Guys
-Waddle Dees
-Knuckle Joes
-Waddle Doos
-Bronto Burts
-Bonkers
-Gulpin
-Staryu
-Ramblin’ Evil Mushrooms
-Starmen
-Reapers & Reapettes
-Eggplant Wizards
-Bulborbs
-Burrowing Snagrets
-Devils
-Wild Gunmen
-Ballon Fight enemies

…In fact, I think this could’ve comprised the entire Subspace Army (along with the Subspace Army we got).

Assist Trophies in Brawl that also could’ve been enemies in SSE (alongside Hammer Bros.):

-Devil
-Lakitu & Spinies
-Metroid