Perkilator

Anyone catch the Pokemon announcement at the Thanksgiving Day Parade earlier today?

Wow, SmashBoards literally crashed for quite a while.

...Might as well be a meme at this point.

This has gotta be the most out-of-touch Thanksgiving-related thread I’ve ever read in my life.

Reminder: As of November 2020, the Fire Emblem series has sold nearly 11 million units

Would a SmashBoards celebrity roast be a good idea? As long as we avoided getting genuinely hateful, of course.

If I at least ran Nintendo of America (which I REALLY wish I did), I’d at least give Big House some warnings before trying to C&D them for not sticking to just Ultimate.

Believe or not, I can actually see Kiryu in Smash...as an Assist Trophy.

If there's any RPG's that could do with ports of their older games on modern consoles, it's Ys and Sakura Wars.

....It's dry season, alright.

Happy 1st Anniversary to Galar!

I may lose friends over this, but it needs to be said. I find it VERY disrespectful when people don’t stand for the national anthem. As soon as you hear "Colors weave into a spire of flame" you need to be OUT of your darn seat.

Here’s mine:

Bonus 1: Piranha Plant

Vol. 1
Joker
Hero
Banjo
Bandana Dee
Terry Bogard
Bonus 2: Byleth

Vol. 2 (which, in my world, would have 10 fighters instead of 6):
Min Min
Steve
Euden
Sora
Crash Bandicoot
Scorbunny
Sakura Shinguji
King Boo
Ayumi Tachibana
Chosen Undead

Rate my vision for an Ultimate DX (this is brand new content only):

Unique Fighters

• Crash Bandicoot
• Bandana Dee
• Toxtricity
• Euden
• Sakura Shinguji

Echo Fighters

• Black Shadow (#11ε)
• Shadow the Hedgehog (#38)
• Alph (#40ε)
• Ninjara (#76ε)
• Sakura Amamiya

New Assist Trophies

• Pokémon Ranger
• Hanneman
• Bald Bull
• Cactuar
• Futaba Sakura
• Golem (Dragon Quest)
• Mumbo Jumbo
• Nakoruru
• Creeper
• Dr. Neo Cortex
• Ichiro Ogami

New Stages

• N. Sanity Beach
• Dream Palace
• Wyndon
• Halidom
• Grand Imperial Theater

Returning Stages

• Rainbow Road
• Wooly World
• Poké Floats
• Mute City (Melee)
• PAC-MAZE

New Bosses

• Ho-Oh
• Grima

New Modes

• True All-Star (has you facing characters in order of Smash debut; All-Star Smash gets axed)
• Coin Battles
• Boss Battles

Other Additions

• A new WoL area dedicated to the DLC fighters (also, fighters like Min Min get their initial Spirit Battle replaced by their awakening battles)
• Toggle individual hazards
• Create playlists for each stage
• Starting roster now includes

I figured you'd be interested to know that the Victory Theme Compilation video I'm posting tomorrow will have a Victory Theme for Crazy Dave in it.

Imagine if there a Plants vs. Zombies Warriors game.

If EA didn’t buy out PopCap, we could feasibly see something like this.

Gotta love when a series is deconfirmed and people act like it never had a chance to begin with.

Anyone here remember What Does the Fox Say?

Here’s how to stay safe while trick or treating on Halloween night this year.

Step 1: Don’t do it.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Quick; what would be a good idea for a villain who believes in Deism?

I can’t wait for if Sakura Shinguji got confirmed and Sakurai discussed how she has a bigger legacy than most people give her credit for.

Question: if Vol. 2 had 10 fighters instead of 6 (2 Echoes can come with any one of these), which ones would you pick? Only rule is that you have to include the officially revealed fighters as well. Here are mine:

• 76: Min Min
• 76ε: Ninjara
• 77: Sora
• 78: Steve
• 79: Euden
• 80: Crash Bandicoot
• 81: Sakura Shinguji
• 81ε: Sakura Amamiya
• 82: Bandana Dee
• 83: Scorbunny
• 84: Monster Hunter
• 85: Crazy Dave

Honorable mentions: King Boo, Frogger, Jill Valentine

I just pooped out a blueberry I didn’t digest this morning.

Weird.

Man, the amount of slamming Sakura Shinguji is getting in RTC makes me sad.

I just came across this video about a hypothetical “Rubber” type for Pokémon.

Here’s where the guy got his main picture.

I'm bored. Ask me anything.

I just realized that this one Spirit I did has slight toilet humor.

Rex's Mii Costume was announced during the base game hype, so I wouldn't count him out for Vol. 2 yet, considering that ARMS got a second chance.

Fun fact: This game was made by Toys for Bob. Yes, the same Toys for Bob that gave us Skylanders, Spyro Reignited, Crash 4, and Gloria the Thicc Hippo.

Don't believe me? Check this game's Wikipedia page: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majokko_Daisakusen:_Little_Witching_Mischiefs

I’ve just been thinking about how Plants vs. Zombies shares the same “kill zombies in ways you wouldn’t expect” motif as Dead Rising does.

If Sakura’s mech was downscaled into normal gameplay, what if the hypothetical gimmick was switching between fighting in it and fighting in foot by pressing Shield and B?

Man, PvZ2 in general deserved better than to be under EA's thumb. One of my issues is that the bosses are just different Zombots (which are all recycled for the final battle, by the way). If I were making this game and I designed the bosses, I'd pick some more creative options for each world.

Ancient Egypt: A zombie pharaoh who spins in a tornado of sand, tosses bones at plants and summons mummies.

Pirate Seas: A zombie pirate captain on a mini ship with a cannon on the front.

Wild West: A zombie outlaw who rides a horse and shoots plants with his revolver (occasionally summoning chickens).

Far Future: An advanced Gargantuar Prime with eye lasers and tank wheels.

Dark Ages: A necrodragon who spits fire and puts mushrooms to sleep.

Big Wave Beach: A zombie mermaid who fires at plants with a trident of lightning.

Frostbite Caves: A wooly mammoth that fires snowballs and icy wind at plants

Lost City: A giant snake that consumes plants to partially restore health and spits venom on tiles to prevent plant growing.

Neon Mixtape Tour: Disco Zombie.

Jurassic Marsh: A living fossil of a T-Rex that spawns baby T-Rexes from eggs.

Sky City: A zombie dressed as a harpy with a rocket launcher and gatling gun.

Steam Ages: A zombie with a steam-powered newspaper launcher.

Renaissance Age: A zombie's depiction of the statue "David" that shoots cement at tiles.

Modern Day: An all-powerful Zombot head that has control over time, summoning zombies from other time periods.

Only one I left out was the Kungfu World boss.

Friendly reminder that the Chinese version of PvZ2 has 4 worlds exclusive to that version.

They’re called Kung-fu World, Sky City, Steam Age and Renaissance Age.

If I were Nintendo and I bought PopCap anytime soon, I’d make it so that these worlds were included in all versions in a hypothetical Switch port.

Unpopular Mario opinion:

Among the games in 3D All-Stars, only Sunshine could be feasibly remade and included alongside 64 and Galaxy. Even one of three games by themselves is way bigger than every game in the N. Sane Trilogy combined.

I think there should be a “Helper to Hero” mode where you play as Assist Trophies exactly as they are against an army of Miis. The ones who would qualify are:

1. Ghirahim
2. Chef Kawasaki
3. Knuckle Joe
4. Krystal
5. Samurai Goroh
6. Tiki
7. Black Knight
8. Phosphora
9. Gray Fox
10. Knuckles
11. Burrowing Snagret
12. Dr. Wily
13. Zero
14. Guile
15. Rodin
16. Alucard
17. Nikki
18. Arcade Bunny
19. Starman
20. Takamaru
21. Flies & Hand
22. Waluigi
23. Sukapon
24. Spring Man
25. Bomberman
26. Sheriff
27. Isaac
28. Vince
29. Devil
30. Shovel Knight
31. Dillon
32. Yuri

Man, I wish it was Nintendo who bought PopCap just so I could have a PvZ where you don't pay to win.

I made a support thread for Punch-Out’s Bald Bull.

Am I the only one who thinks Caddicarus would make a great voice actor?

You guys remember when there was salmonella in Honey Smacks and it had to be recalled?