Champion of Hyrule

I may post on a smash bros website literally every day but hey it could be a lot worse, I could be addicted to twitter.

Even if someone's on an NSFW site it should be illegal to show explicit content in adds. If I randomly send someone inappropriate pictures or videos it would be considered sexual harassment so why is it okay when advertisers do it?

No More Heroes is a perfect example of a game that’s underrated but overhyped by the people who have played it

A licensed game based on a kids (or at least teens) property surpassed marvel vs capcom so it would be funny if it happened again but with smash ultimate

The announcement of that Nickelodeon game is a perfect opportunity for me to promote this thread someone made:
Animated Smash Bros. (title TBA) creation thread - ANIME/GOKU CONFIRMED | Smashboards

It's a creation thread about a cartoon/anime smash bros, how cool is that? It hasn't gone through too many jobs yet so this is a great time to jump in. I highly reccomend joining it!

So when are we getting Cartoon Network All-Stars Battle Royale?

Rollback netcode is so associated with the competitve FGC that it's really hilarious to see it in a nickelodeon platform fighter

bring back the top 10 format for youtube videos

Influential people who try to act like climate change doesn’t exist are one day gonna be remembered as one of the worst monsters in history

The bosses are probably the worst part of each 2D Metroid game

People who say things like “Banjo Kazooie and Steve got into smash before master chief because master chief isn’t allowed in the game” are making a lot of stupid assumptions

I’ve been going through the soundtracks of all the street fighter games and the whole things a game of “Oh so that’s the track Maximillian Dood used!”

I don't like it when crossovers, especially game crossovers, make a character who has never had a voice talk. This even includes characters who have said one or two lines in a voice but predominantly talk with just text boxes. And yes, this includes Phoenix Wright's depiction in UMvC3

Cases of the mandela effect are actually pretty interesting, they've just been completely ruined by idiots who think they moved to a completely different universe because they don't know how to spell a meaningless brand name

Don’t get me wrong, I’m grateful for Everyone is Here and glad it happened, but it kinda makes it so that I don’t really have much incentive to go back to earlier entries in the smash bros series

I’m not really a big fan of when superhero movies (especially modern marvel movies) take an established villain and give their name to a pretty much completely different character with a different motivation. Like what happened with ghost from ant man and the wasp, or flagsmasher from falcon and the winter soldier or
Because it means the villain only really get adapted in name/costume which can be alienating for fans of the villains, and makes them dislike a character who could probably be a good character otherwise. Just to be clear this isn’t me saying villains have to be 100% like the comics (because honestly comic book purists like they are a little annoying) so for example, someone like Thanos, I’m fine with the change in motivation because it still keeps him interesting and good. What I’m talking about is when there’s a character who has almost nothing to do with a villain and it feels like they “assign” them the name and general role of an established villain to get more people interested in them. But really if their personality is good and motivations are interesting, people will like them regardless of if they were in the comics or not.

also I just wanna say this has nothing to do with the fact that they happened to have made those villains female.

The internet literally managed to make people feel bad about liking a game about mining and placing blocks

Thanks to the lego indiana jones line there exists officially licensed lego nazis

Imagine seeing this staring at you while you pee

twelve year old me
switches the sims to german
my sister starts playing it
It says “Die Sims”
sister freaks out
accidentally caused trauma in her

Today was my first time playing Mario Kart after learning how to drive. I feel like that’s a pretty big achievement.

Today’s my birthday. I got Pikmin 3 and Shovel Knight Treasure Trove which are both games I’ve been meaning to get for a while now, and some other stuff. I’ll also save up some of the money I got to buy Great Ace Attorney when that comes out. Soon I’ll go out with friends and then I’m gonna watch Black Widow. That’ll be fun since it’s the first movie in theatres I’ll see after the pandemic. Overall I’m excited.

I just randomly found a page for may from guilty gear on a “TMNT x Pokemon” wiki and now I have so many questions

Do manufacturers get at least a little embarrassed over the fact that hardware made 30 to 20 years ago consistently manages to be better lasting and more durable than their recent consoles

**** any place that puts a price on literal life saving medicine that some people would die and sometimes have died without. The fact that this is seen as normal is disgusting.

I’ve never really been interested in the smash infinite thread because honestly the amount of things they added is ridiculous, completely unreasonable and way past a “realistic” amount of content that could get into a potential smash sequel

I’m not saying creation threads have to be 100% realistic but I personally think people should at least try to make it a little reasonable like it could actually happen

Apparently there are “scary story tiktok compilations” and they’re actually pretty insensitive because the compilations have some videos about actual stories of real serial killers or abuse victims alongside stories that are comically bad and obviously fake

people complain about smash not having music tracks from minecraft that are from the actual main game, but I kinda feel like halland / dalarna was a good enough "comprimise." It's not only hype and fits well, but it also captures a bit of the same feeling as the classic minecraft tracks everyone knows and sorta sounds like they just sped up a classic music track.

i still do think they should have included sweden or something tho

Gentlemen today is my you inform pleasure it is and ladies to day thuurs

I’ve always liked the metal gear solid series and those iceberg videos but I honestly didn’t really like meti not the bad guy’s metal gear solid iceberg. The channel just doesn’t really seem to be fit for making icebergs.

I know people have stopped taking about this years ago but seriously let’s get rid of plastic straws AND paper straws and just start drinking fast food drinks how we drink literally every other thing.

It’s funny how there are both a lot of people who call Majora’s Mask the black sheep of the franchise and alot of people who call Link’s Awakening the black sheep of the franchise. If there are two different games you could accurately call black sheep… then they’re not black sheep

WHY IS GUILTY GEAR STRIVE STILL FULL PRICE DURING A SUMMER STEAM SALE????

Ike is probably the character I almost forget is on the smash bros roster the most. He's in a weird spot where he's not recognizable enough to be very memorable but also not weird or obscure enough for me to remember that he's in smash. He's also fairly forgotten even within the fire emblem series.
And yes, this is despite the fact that I literally used to main him in Smash 4.

We’re starting to get memes like the mushroom wojak guy and the vin diesel family template where the “comes out, gets overused, gets discarded” cycle literally happens in like one day

I made a creation thread for a Fighter’s Pass 3. The whole “gimmick” with the thread is that it’ll be relatively short compared to other creation threads and I’m calling it a “mini-creation thread” If that interests you, please check it out!

I feel like it’s a little suspicious we haven’t gotten any Capcom characters in the fighters pass yet. All things considered there could be a good chance the last character will be one.

This might be wishful thinking, but I feel like since Dante is deconfirmed phoenix wright is probably the biggest candidate for another capcom rep, although I suppose a resident evil rep might still be on the table too.

I have a creation thread that only like four people besides me are active on but I still update it anyway lol

Jarvis, take a questionable-looking image and cover the weird parts with the same picture of Donkey Kong, lower the quality and hit post