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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2021

You know it's gonna be a good movie when you see these logos!

If you know what I'm refrencing, you deserve a veteran's discount. As in a "PTSD-ridden victim of war" veteran.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2021

Snake, owned by Konami = Sony character
Cloud, owned by Square Enix = Sony character
Joker, owned by Sega = Sony character
Crash Bandicoot, owned by Activision = Sony character
Banjo, owned by Microsoft = Nintendo character
Bayonetta, owned by Sega = Nintendo character
Space Invaders, owned by Square Enix = Atari character
Pitfall Harry, owned by Activision = Atari character

How does this logic even work? It's equivalent to calling Steve an Apple rep because Pocket Edition is really popular, or calling Pac-Man a Sony rep because Pac-Man World 1 and the Namco Museum volumes were PS1 exclusives.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2021

I earnestly believe Goomba not being in Mario Kart is the single worst snub in multiplayer-game-roster-using-existing-characters history - all genres, all series, all tones, all time. This includes snubs that were rectified in later instalments and cut characters from earlier games BTW.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2021

I don't know how to feel about "walking sim" becoming the widely accepted name for the genre.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2021

The Earthworm Jim Amico game will absolutely be ported to the major consoles at maximum 3 years after it releases. At minimum 8 months.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2021

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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2021

KIRBY REAL

KIRBY IN REAL

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2021

Looking back at this image, which was seen as gospel at the time, makes me seethe. The definitive wording of "they cannot be removed and reintroduced" and "viable contenders list"; the treatment of Master Chief as impossible/irrational but Banjo as fine; the top of the list being worded in such a manner that it sounds factual without actually saying it is; the obvious narriative-pushing in the case of characters like Mona, Fi, Mallo, Fossil Fighter, and Monita, it's all just so manipulative... Smash hype culture has basically died as of late thanks to a lack of leaks and the slight homogeneity of the fighters passes, and frankly I think we're all better off for it, even if it has improved since the days of 3DS/Wii U

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2021

This is an actual article on the most reputable Smash Bros. Wiki. It's not part of mainspace though (which means it can't be easily accessed without filtering non-mainspace articles, which are usually either fanfictions, wiki meta-pages, memes, or so on)

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2021

I don't get why people doing "add a new character for each franchise!" threads tend to skip or composite the retros. There's enough characters in all the retro series to have a bit of choice if you do enough research - especially Game & Watch.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2021

It's funny how when you mispelled "and" as "a d", Google corrects it to "a n d"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2021

Wikipedia talk pages are wild.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2021

Using a tyranical or generally unethical government as an excuse for racism is the most ridiculous thing ever - if you're racist, why should you care that they have a bad government?

While on the topic, I really can't imagine having a government where they kill people in death camps and my first problem being "I'm not allowed to compare our ruler to a Disney character!" or "I can't watch South Park anymore!"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2021

I found this image on Google and I can't tell what's a printing error and what's a rip in the paper.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 7, 2021

Is this Paul vs. Mayweather?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

The worst mistake Game Freak has ever made with Pokémon is not releasing Brand New World without SFX.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

It's funny that "copyright" has the exact opposite meaning from what its name implies.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

80s parents: "The Care Bears are so inappropriate with their occult brainwashing stare!"
80s marketers: "Freddy Krueger? stick him on a yoyo and give him a pop album."

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

If I had a legit Smash image leak and image/model editing skills, I'd probably photoshop in fake characters. I just wanna know how the Smash fanbase would feel faced with an indefinite countdown to a supposedly inevitable Shrek or Mallow (without Geno) reveal.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

I think THE most "that explains everything!" moment in my life was when I found out Mavis from Hotel Translyvania's character model was intended for another movie.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

What if you
Wanted to watch an all-CPU battle
But the UI said

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

In hindsight I'm kinda glad for Pythra's addition because it taught me a long overdue lesson: this hype crap ain't worth it, look at game reveals/releases patiently and rationally.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

When this leaked a while back, my first thought was "so that's why Jigglypuff is in Smash!"

Fans Appear to Have Dug Up Code for a Mysterious "Pokemon Pink"

Pokemon Yellow might have had a mate at some point.

www.usgamer.net

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

Smash fans explaining how Mario's cameo appearance in Asterix & Obelix XXL 2 on PS2 makes him a "Sony rep".

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

I just got a Sainsbury's ad saying "If you ever find yourself worrying about your planet, start with our vegan meals!"

That's not how systemic issues work.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

Outdated game design doesn't exist. Games can age poorly, but not on a fundamental level.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

The question "why are retro games so popular?" would sound utterly inane if applied to movies, TV, or especially books.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

Sorry, we only accept T.(Tatangacoin)

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

Imagine being one of the like, 20 chickens, ground up into that single BTS meal Amogus chicken nugget. What a way to go out.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 6, 2021

I'm not 100% sure if Nintendo would let me release a game on their consoles with a pirate character named "Arthur Caad".

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 5, 2021

Both players in a Quickplay Pac-Man match:

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 5, 2021

I like how even if "cancer" wasn't crossed out, this would still look extremely confronational and overaggressive considering that cancer doesn't really have a physical form.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 5, 2021

I'm gonna relax and put some soothing piano music on YouTube!
yeehaw wild west stock music
CHROMEBOOKS HAVE THE EVERYTHING BUTTON SWITCH TO CHROMEBOOK

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 5, 2021

Crash on the Run has truly revolutionised the "go on a fan wiki, search for weird one-off characters, and write a checklist" game development technique.

I know the way I worded it makes it sound lazy/disappointing, but TBH it's my ideal approach and how I wish more long-running IPs' owners handled them. It makes a fun reward for hardcore fans, expands the world for casual fans, and brings a fun challenge of fleshing out a previously underdeveloped character for the devs, ~~and the publishers get that MTX store money~~ - everyone wins!

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 5, 2021

It's surprising (albeit a welcome surprise) that Disney haven't gone into NFTs - though it seems like only a matter of time at this point.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 5, 2021

3 years until a game releases: This is gonna be a tiresome wait...
52 years until death: OH GOD IT'S CREEPING UP ANY SECOND NOW.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 5, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 4, 2021

Smash 64 had the best Smash aesthetic IMO. When I think "video game characters beating the snot out of each other" I imagine a wild, exaggerated wrestling match being broadcast to millions, not a tearful song about the inevitability of death or Latin chants about legendary warriors.

I like Melee and Brawl's aesthetics detached from their source material, 3DS/Wii U had a good aesthetic that did a decent job tracing to Smash's roots but IMO didn't go far enough, and Ultimate's aesthetic just feels lifeless and corporate.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 4, 2021

Despacitable Memes.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 4, 2021

Nobody would be discussing a Crash Twinsanity remake as an actual possibility if Lex Lang didn't mention the idea during the ongoing NDA shenanigans.

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