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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 21, 2021

The things each Smash game does best in ways others can’t provide:

64: Aesthetic
Melee: How interesting the dev history is
Brawl: Nothing
3DS: Single player
Wii U: Orbital Gate Assault
Ultimate: Balance

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 21, 2021

He’s got a head of fiery hair and a turbo charged backpack
The SFX teams reuse the whip cracks.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 21, 2021

Happy 21 Day

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 21, 2021

It’s strange to me how Crash, Spyro and Klonoa all had GBA games labelled as the second instalments despite already having second instalments.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 21, 2021

Considering how much channels like the AVGN and JonTron tend to attract younger audiences I wonder why nobody’s tried to cash in on that “retro gamer kid” market yet - closest is probably Peanut Butter Gamer, but even he cracks out some profanities from time to time.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2021

Why would you use decimals in a 10 star rating system when you can just use a 20 star rating system?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2021

This image looks like the wacky TV apocalypse reptile is going to slam his infant offspring into your face.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2021

Sonic fans going 4 years without a new game:

DK fans going 7 years without a new game:

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2021

My dad is always talking about his nonsensical idea of science and philosophy - then one time I quoted a really surface level Philosoraptor meme to him and he tried to figure it out for like 7 minutes then gave up.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2021

Just as Tolkien intended.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2021

At this point we’re so used to “subversive” shows themed around the protagonists being awful people that it’d be more edgy and contrarian to make a show with a happy, bouncy “ray of sunshine” protagonist in a happy, bouncy world.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 19, 2021

In regards to Mario Kart’s roster...

Average crossover character fan

Average Mario character enjoyer

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 19, 2021

2010s media trying to be like the 80s:

The actual 80s:

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 19, 2021

“Can it run Doom?”
“Can it run Sonic 1?”
“Can it run Bad Apple?”
“Can it run the Utah Teapot?”
“Can it run Crysis?”
“Could it render Toy Story?”

And now “Can it run Cyberpunk?”

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 19, 2021

I hope New Pokémon Snap has a cryptic logo at the beginning with a vague fairytale reference that only people who know about the game’s development will understand.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 19, 2021

I recently watched Lion King 1 and a Half, and I was not expecting to like it nearly as much as I did. While the film is a comedy above all (Emperor’s New Groove is the best comparison within the scope of Disney) it’s got some good emotional beats. Also, I never thought I’d laugh so hard at a fart joke - if you’ve seen the film you’ll know exactly which one I’m talking about.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 19, 2021

It’s hella messed up how everyone knows how horrific retributive prisons are but refuse to do anything about it because of it being quote unquote “deserved” or “karma”

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 19, 2021

When you haven’t got enough time or money to make new moulds.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 19, 2021

JSYK, the wrist game is actually 4 bit.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 19, 2021

When you try to be the most 80s thing in existence but end up becoming the most 2000s thing in existence:

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 19, 2021

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES THIS IS LONG OVERDUE

Play the music! Light the lights! ALL FIVE SEASONS of The Muppet Show are coming exclusively to @DisneyPlus! Why don't we get things started on February 19? pic.twitter.com/mGgWRBa9Yp
— The Muppets (@TheMuppets) January 19, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 18, 2021

Is it too much to ask to get a proper, educational video on small parts of gaming history without forced jokes about Gex every 5 seconds?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 18, 2021

There’s no feeling in Smash better than KOing using a Steve F-Smash with no sword. *****slap that dude!

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 18, 2021

Is it just me or is Nintendo promoting Activision’s platformers more lately?

Maybe, just maybe... is it about time?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 18, 2021

Why do people use asterisks for the first vowels of controversial topics? It’s not like anyone’s going to have triggers set off specifically by the first A in “racism”.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 18, 2021

The only potential newcomer I can think of who would universally please almost everyone like K. Rool and to a lesser extent Steve beforehand is Knuckles.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 18, 2021

When I see people treat Metroid as one of Nintendo’s highest priority or most iconic franchises, especially over series like Animal Crossing or even Pokémon, I just imagine an overgrown 90s kid who’s been living under a Memphis triangle-adorned rock for the past 27 years.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 18, 2021

I agree with everything Dunkey says in his Sonic Mania video except the pronunciation of Hydrocity

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 18, 2021

The worst Sonic game is NOT 06.

That’s the second worst, the first worst is this travesty:

the 3DS version specifically, the other versions are pretty good.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2021

I feel Waluigi would’ve been in SSBU had Nintendo clarified clearly that the Smash Ballot was for a future instalment.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2021

I’m just saying, it’d be perfectly on-brand for a new Wario Land to have the title “Wario Land 5: Technically 6: Technically 7”.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2021

With the obvious exception of Sonic 1, Classic Sonic games don’t punish going fast, they punish mindlessly going fast for the sake of going fast. That’s one of the reasons momentum is so important to not only Sonic, but high speed platforming in general.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2021

Donkey Kong 64 was originally supposed to be a Crash style corridor platformer.

WE WERE ROBBED.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2021

I wonder which Smash stage has fighters at the smallest scale... I’d assume either the Flat Zones or Pikmin stages. Can’t be Gamer since there’s a Game and Watch in that stage.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2021

I seriously doubt Rich Uncle Pennybags was envisioned as sounding like Toad as portrayed by Frank Oz.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2021

Not to get political but my dog eats cucumbers every night because Gazpacho banned Bigley for grounding Caillou for asking Knuckles and Knuckles to draw a single dot on the cringe YouTube community

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2021

Everyone is Here!:

Pros:
funny pichu go brr

Cons:
All those ****ing Fire Emblem guys again.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2021

Remember when people said Porky would be in SSBU because of New Pork City returning? That also implies Dr. Wily and 9-Volt would be in the game.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2021

Not to get political but everyone loves the tooth fairies, now The Magic Tooth Fairy Game brings that magic to life. Lose a tooth, put it under the pillow and the magic bed turns it into gold! The Magic Tooth Fairy Game, makes losing teeth fun!

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2021

We’re doing memes like Miiverse now?

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