It’s hella messed up how everyone knows how horrific retributive prisons are but refuse to do anything about it because of it being quote unquote “deserved” or “karma”
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When you haven’t got enough time or money to make new moulds.
JSYK, the wrist game is actually 4 bit.
When you try to be the most 80s thing in existence but end up becoming the most 2000s thing in existence:
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES THIS IS LONG OVERDUE
Play the music! Light the lights! ALL FIVE SEASONS of The Muppet Show are coming exclusively to @DisneyPlus! Why don't we get things started on February 19? pic.twitter.com/mGgWRBa9Yp
— The Muppets (@TheMuppets) January 19, 2021
Is it too much to ask to get a proper, educational video on small parts of gaming history without forced jokes about Gex every 5 seconds?
There’s no feeling in Smash better than KOing using a Steve F-Smash with no sword. *****slap that dude!
Is it just me or is Nintendo promoting Activision’s platformers more lately?
Maybe, just maybe... is it about time?
Why do people use asterisks for the first vowels of controversial topics? It’s not like anyone’s going to have triggers set off specifically by the first A in “racism”.
The only potential newcomer I can think of who would universally please almost everyone like K. Rool and to a lesser extent Steve beforehand is Knuckles.
When I see people treat Metroid as one of Nintendo’s highest priority or most iconic franchises, especially over series like Animal Crossing or even Pokémon, I just imagine an overgrown 90s kid who’s been living under a Memphis triangle-adorned rock for the past 27 years.
I agree with everything Dunkey says in his Sonic Mania video except the pronunciation of Hydrocity
The worst Sonic game is NOT 06.
That’s the second worst, the first worst is this travesty:
the 3DS version specifically, the other versions are pretty good.
I feel Waluigi would’ve been in SSBU had Nintendo clarified clearly that the Smash Ballot was for a future instalment.
I’m just saying, it’d be perfectly on-brand for a new Wario Land to have the title “Wario Land 5: Technically 6: Technically 7”.
With the obvious exception of Sonic 1, Classic Sonic games don’t punish going fast, they punish mindlessly going fast for the sake of going fast. That’s one of the reasons momentum is so important to not only Sonic, but high speed platforming in general.
Donkey Kong 64 was originally supposed to be a Crash style corridor platformer.
WE WERE ROBBED.
I wonder which Smash stage has fighters at the smallest scale... I’d assume either the Flat Zones or Pikmin stages. Can’t be Gamer since there’s a Game and Watch in that stage.
I seriously doubt Rich Uncle Pennybags was envisioned as sounding like Toad as portrayed by Frank Oz.
Not to get political but my dog eats cucumbers every night because Gazpacho banned Bigley for grounding Caillou for asking Knuckles and Knuckles to draw a single dot on the cringe YouTube community
Everyone is Here!:
Pros:
funny pichu go brr
Cons:
All those ****ing Fire Emblem guys again.
Remember when people said Porky would be in SSBU because of New Pork City returning? That also implies Dr. Wily and 9-Volt would be in the game.
Not to get political but everyone loves the tooth fairies, now The Magic Tooth Fairy Game brings that magic to life. Lose a tooth, put it under the pillow and the magic bed turns it into gold! The Magic Tooth Fairy Game, makes losing teeth fun!
We’re doing memes like Miiverse now?
I honestly kinda like to believe Little Mac is intentionally underpowered because it fits with the main theme of Punch-Out! perfectly - using sheer skill and wits to rise up as the champion against those who are clearly more powerful than you
The Transformers and SpongeBob Splatfests imply the 80s animation dark age and 90s animation renaissance both happened in the Splatoon universe, which furthermore implies The Simpsons exists in the Splatoon universe, therefore meaning there’s a Matt Groening inkling in Splatoon canon.
I think one thing a lot of people on both sides of the Smash Wario debate don’t realise is just how much Land DNA is in Ware. Tiny Wario was in Smooth Moves, the shoulder bash is used in quite a few microgames, there’s tons of Land themed microgames, there’s a few Land easter eggs in cutscenes, and Wario’s love for garlic even stays throughout both series,
Nobody:
YouTube recommended: Scary blue dude yells Sega!
The Smash fandom if WarioWare starred Waluigi:
Like seriously, Wario would have his Land moveset, Waluigi would be in Smash, and the Ware moveset would live through Waluigi. That’s 3 Smash fandom problems solved at the same time.
Penny looks like she de-aged 5 years between Game & Wario and Gold.
Orbulon looks like he de-aged two thirds of his lifespan
“Competitive fans hate fun!”
Yeah, because going up on stage, working your way through a bracket to the top, and losing a cash prize in fronts of tens of hundreds of people because a Ramblin’ Evil Mushroom made you jump straight into the Hyrule Castle tornado while a dog is jumping on the screen sounds so fun, doesn’t it?
“Transformation final smashes disrupt the flow of gameplay”, Masahiro says as he changes all of them into literal cutscenes.
Two More Eggs is one of the most underrated comedy cartoons of the ‘10s, send post.
You know that one CN ad they aired on Nickelodeon where they were all like “we’re on the wrong channel!”? WWE should promote their wrestling games on UFC4 in that way, preferably with an ad that mentions the lack of ads.
Everybody says we need Crash in Smash so we can have a 90s console wars “rematch”, but the rematch we really need is...
I don’t think any meme went ironic quicker than Sus.
I honestly really like Mario Odyssey’s high abundance of collectables. If they sorted them into smaller collectables and bigger collectables (other than the extremely basic multi-moons) I don’t think anyone would be complaining.
TAS Maxwell’s parents were highly worried about his dead lion obsession and its impacts on his future, until the faithful day he was hired to design a mascot for golden syrup...
One idea I had that is inexplicably funny to me is making a web series where all the characters’ designs are brazenly plagiarised from well known, copyrighted characters with no changes apart from art style, and they have nothing in common with those characters - not personality, not backstory, not friends, not even name or voice. Like, Jonathan is a well meaning but unfun lawyer with a deep voice, also he looks like Tails from Sonic
I refuse to believe the Apple orangutan emoji isn’t based on le monke. I thought it was a custom emote the first time I saw it. -
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