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Wario Wario Wario · Nov 24, 2020

This game really seems to be taking a "plot first" approach, and it kinda worries me. The DTL games are generally more known and remembered for their plots than gameplay, but they still had mostly solid platforming. This just looks like a single player reskin of a previous Digital Continue game, JumpStream - and it doesn't even have that much drawing.

I kinda worry indie revivals of dormant franchises owned by bigger studios that are just reskins will become a trend. I don't want to get all hyped up for Gex 4 or something only to be greeted with Whipseey and the Lost Atlas Deluxe.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 24, 2020

God: gives human women large mammary glands to store milk so they can feed their infant offspring
Straight men:

God: gives humans an anus for the disposal of faecal matter
Straight men:

God: gives human women sexual organs in order to help them reproduce and engage in sexual pleasure, shaped specifically for the act
Straight men:

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 23, 2020

poo poo pee pee morty gods not real wacky burp life is meaningless buy carls jr love is a useless biological reaction star wars lol weed garfield jurassic park schrodingers cat

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 22, 2020

A few days ago I caught a recent episode of the Simpsons on TV. Just my "luck", it was the "SJWs at Yale" episode. The episode was about feminist robots that are ultimately defeated by Homer putting on a cardboard robot mask, causing them to be offended by the "botface" to the point of malfunctioning. I can't make this up. Please Disney, put this show out of its misery.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 22, 2020

So should the clips/images that are used to make ****posts be called "foodposts"?

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 22, 2020

MatPat making a theory putting the blame away from the pollution-causing big business villains and onto their uninformed patrons in a bad kids' eco-movie is just the most MatPat thing ever.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 22, 2020

Food in Smash:

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 22, 2020

What was the first game to feature a pacifist ending? the earliest I can find is Go! Go! Kokopolo from 2011.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 22, 2020

One of the most interesting examples of a licensed game becoming more famous than the source material is probably Sitting Ducks. Began as an art piece, became a book, then a cartoon, then a game - but it seems the game is more famous (or at the very least more remembered/liked) than the cartoon, which is more famous than the book, which is more famous than the art piece.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 22, 2020

I was bored so I sorted character designs I like and character designs I don't like.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 22, 2020

Is it just me or is every modern day kids' comedy cartoon REALLY obsessed with the colour beige?

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 22, 2020

Most of the non-Ink/Octoling Splatoon characters are really ugly.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 21, 2020

I hope that some day someone has the guts to refuse a Nintendo C&D and hand them their arse in court. David beating Goliath in the court of law? nothing new.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 21, 2020

I can't believe Nintendo ended Mario 3 with Bowser causing an ice age and mass extinction.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 20, 2020

Finally.

Foodfight 2.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 20, 2020

Good Idea: rebooting a beloved franchise for a new generation of fans
Bad Idea: removing 80% of the iconic cast and making more political jokes than non-political jokes.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 19, 2020

Nintendo being... Nintendo, as usual.

On the bright side, at least they didn't send a C&D to Slippi itself.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 18, 2020

My most wanted character for Fraymakers is Crunk from Super 3-D Crunk Bros. No way he'd have enough for a moveset, but he could be a fun assist.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 18, 2020

Megalovania is FAR from the greatest game song of all time. I would personally give that award to one of these two SNES compositions by Dean Evans.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 18, 2020

After watching Nick Robinson's McDonald's DS video I've been starting to hear I'm Lovin' It everywhere.

Damn you, Justin Timberlake!

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 18, 2020

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PEPPINO! as a summon

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 18, 2020

I think a lot about 90s CGI dogs

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 18, 2020

I have a YouTube playlist which is just dumb internet videos (with a few videos I genuinely adore here and there), and I sorted them into chronological order - you can pinpoint the exact MOMENT the internet switched from Movie Maker and Paint to professionalism and "Stylistic Suck" (that being Gangnam Style)

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 17, 2020

This wasn't just a mere marketing slogan...

It was a warning.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 17, 2020

Bowsette? Shy Gals? dancing Pac-Man Ghosts? nah, it's all about...

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 17, 2020

POLYSTYRENEPLASTICS, MEET THE POLYSTYRENEPLASTICS, THEY'RE THE RETRO MEGHALAYAN AGE FAMILY

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 17, 2020

It's hilarious to me that another word for chibi anime characters is "super deformed". It's just such a morbid term.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 17, 2020

I never got the idea of "aging with the audience". I personally prefer the idea of passing down a beloved franchise to the next generation. Not to mention that if you can only take a franchise seriously as an adult if it becomes more (openly) "mature" you were never a fan in the first place all things considered.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 17, 2020

I hate how if Windows updates overnight it also leaves your laptop on (instead of sleep mode) once it's done.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 16, 2020

Imagine seeing this Tweet with no context as someone who's never watched SpongeBob.

N is for no survivors
— SpongeBob (@SpongeBob) November 2, 2018

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 16, 2020

I seriously have no clue why nobody questions how Nintendo intentionally bricks modded systems. That's an act of malice, it's not OK.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 16, 2020

The most sacred item in human history: bog roll made to promote a bad Star Fox game.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 16, 2020

I love going to the Villains Wiki and seeing what absurd descriptions they give for innocuous comedy villains in the "Categories" tab. Robbie Rotten is described as a brainwashing, animal abusing, immortal, and vengeful bond destroyer for example.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 16, 2020

I keep on forgetting I set this as my icon because it says the haha funny puppet man's name and asking myself "why have I got this obscure frog movie I've never seen as my icon?"

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 16, 2020

The best way of telling if a Smash player is competitive or casual is by asking them if they want Ganondorf fully decloned.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 16, 2020

Just saw the terrible Immortals trailer with Adventure Time. If I was in Ubisoft's shoes I'd have the CN cross-promotion be with Whatever Happened to Robot Jones, less to stir up interest in the game and more to give CN a reason to release Robot Jones on DVD.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 16, 2020

Olaf dies: "why did he have to go so soon??"
Olaf is revived: "GOD DAMN IT MERCHANDISING TEAM"

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 16, 2020

I want to use my OCs for a proper, original universe some day - there's one OC I'm a little worried about though, one who is an autistic black trans woman (and to a lesser extent another character I created who is a gay Jewish trans boy). I'm not worried about getting flamed by people trying to stop progress but rather the polar opposite - I don't want people to treat this character as a list of adjectives and only like her because she's diverse, and I especially don't want whichever publisher or distributor I end up with to use her as a marketing gimmick.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 15, 2020

Sony did a really good job of keeping Bugsnax' Windows port a secret

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 15, 2020

I love imagining all the Teen Titans Go writers gathering at a table to watch the latest Mr. Enter review of their show and laughing their arses off.

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