The Mario 3D All-Stars reveal trailer shows the only 3 examples of redrawn textures in 64. Surely this could count as false advertising by omission?
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Never forget Butch Hartman's terrible Carls Jr. cartoon
OK, seriously though - is this even legal? it's a scummy marketing practice comparable to Linus the Lionhearted.
I like how the sssnake hisssssesss every word with an SSS sssyllable excccept "Carls"
I honestly don't see what's so special about Wario's shoulder bash. It's really just a generic platformer rush attack all things considered, it works perfectly as a dash attack. I don't know how you could play as a guy who runs over people with a motorbike and say "God, I wish he rammed into people with his shoulder instead."
I have always seen this and always will.
"So, how can we fight the rising crime rate?"
"Perhaps we could criminalise parental behaviours that have a direct link to children growing up to be aggressive?"
"Legalise victimless crimes?"
"Put more money into a rehabilitation system?"
"Ban dangerous weapons that only exist to kill?"
"Nah, let's throw people into grimy rooms with no mental health support and shout at them all day after shaming them first and last name on television, that'll do the trick."
Adverts that try to tell me "the ladies will love you when you put this on!" just make me just think "thank god I'm aromantic".
Brown is such an underrated colour. Like, do people dislike it because of poop? if so that's stupid because nobody slanders red because of blood or yellow because of piss.
"NO! YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE WARIO A FART ATTACK! IT'S DISGUSTING AND HE NEVER DID IT IN THE WARIO LAND GAMES!"
"haha funny bike man goes brap"
Pixar needs to make a feature length 2D animated movie. Their new Sparkshort "Burrow" looks so good, as do the 2D characters in Soul.
I was thinking of starting a general support thread for serpentine fighters. Turns out there aren't many serpentine video game characters, like in general, let alone ones people would actually care about.
Not that they would, but if Nintendo were to straight up just steal another company's game and put it on a cartridge without getting consent or giving royalties, I feel people would still defend them.
Finally, the most important scientific breakthrough of the millennium.
The hunter becomes the haunted
1986: Mario vs. Alex Kidd
1991: Mario vs. Sonic
2017: Sonic vs. also Sonic
I had this ridiculous dream where a reconstructed, multicoloured, dinosaur with leaves for scales-er, feathers- and visible bones came to one of my old schools, and even though I knew it was made of leaves and couldn't harm me, I was still terrified out of my mind.
Also half way through the dream I sung Disney Renaissance karaoke for no reason.
It says a LOT about Disney's monopoly on animation when people use the term "Non/Disney" to refer to animated fairy tale stories.
"Why is media nowadays so corrupt? can't we just go back to the wholesome days of family values?"
Said "wholesome days of family values":
Memes this year have included:
Banjo-Kazooie (90s)
Fanboy & Chum Chum (2010s)
Clone High (2000s)
Now we just need a meme of something from the 80s, preferably a video game, and the holy quartet of decades will be complete.
Suddenly Chicken Little is relevant for some reason. I don't know why.
I have finally discovered the Ignore button... I've needed this for a long time.
I can't stop laughing over GoAnimate Arthur's ear.
Grounded videos are some of the best "so bad it's good" stuff online. Honestly I can't help but respect them, they are creatively absurd and I get the feeling a lot of the kids who make this stuff will go on to be very successful.
I remember one time I praised Nick Robinson's videos on SmashBoards, and someone told me he was a "serial rapist".
Turns out all he did was flirt with people 3 years ago, which he apologised for.
Why does the Fat Yoshi Rivals character have a better Yoshi moveset than Smash?
"Goomba in a hat" isn't a criticism of Bandanna Waddle Dee as a Smash newcomer, it's more a criticism of him as a character design.
Remember the time someone hacked into Sony Music's Twitter to post "britney spears is dead by accident" and people somehow genuinely believed it?
I don't get the logic behind dismissing a group as a "vocal minority" - surely if said minority is VOCAL they're the more devoted crowd, and will be more pleased about their requests being met? Quality over quantity, y'know?
The PAL box art for Tak & the Power of Juju depicts what may just be the most pathetic attempt at a Dreamworks face in existence.
"Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is the most ambitious crossover event in history"
Peter Kay:
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Might solve a mystery,
or rewrite history
Shadow is basically just a fusion of all 3 Sega reps in Smash.
It'll always be funny to me that Betty Boop is promoted nowadays as a "flirtatious sex icon" despite the fact the original Betty Boop cartoons were anything but sexual.
Say what you will about modern memes, at least they have actual jokes and aren't just a full SpongeBob episode sped up to half its length or random My Little Pony songs put in G-major.
WHEN THAT Yamaha DX7 from Wikipedia, the free encylopedia KICKS IN
"Denver the Last Dinosaur" is so unabashedly 80s that if you showed someone this image without context they'd think it was a parody image made in the 2010s for a CollegeHumour article.
I'm so glad Sega are now willing to reintroduce classic characters.
Don't vote. Democracy doesn't work, and not voting is the only way to send that message across.
I drew some non-copyright infringing funny folk.
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