This is supposed to be a negative review but it sounds more like a marketing slogan given the kind of game this is.
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This is supposed to be a negative review but it sounds more like a marketing slogan given the kind of game this is.
Apparently "every stage had to be reworked" to get Steve in Smash.
They've probably just been copied over 1 to 1 with slight alterations for Steve - but I seriously hope they took this opportunity to fix out some of the weird Hazards Off stuff.
Steve's building mechanics in Smash remind me of this masterpiece of an article (warning: contains a few phallic-themed swear words): https://www.vg247.com/2015/06/03/the-sad-saga-of-lego-universes-dong-detection/
Congratulations, Bull Dog Skin Care. Your ads have given me the forbidden desire to kick a puppy. I hope you're proud of yourselves.
It's gonna be super hard for artists to draw Alex in those "Smash girl breast comparison" images given she and everything in her game are literally just a wall of squares - and I am here for it 100%. I cannot wait to see the absurd, desperate attempts straight men take to make a pile of cubes conventionally attractive just because their hormones decided to make them curve-loving normies like everyone else instead of making them a cuboid-loving chad.
One thing I would predict appearing in Smash at some point is a Chinese rep - not nationality wise but rather a character owned by a Chinese company - for obvious reasons, however I can't find many notable video game characters owned by Chinese companies. Ignoring non-Chinese companies owned (partially or otherwise) by Tencent, the only Chinese publisher with characters (or "a character" would be more accurate) who could logically get into Smash by any stretch of the imagination is BillionSoft - who currently own Bubsy, who has almost 0 odds - I wouldn't call him impossible exactly given he is a very popular character in Western territories (albeit not for flattering reasons) and does have a large fanbase, even excluding his ironic fans, but he comes VERY close to impossible given his infamy isn't as strong in Japan. The only way I could see Bubsy getting in Smash is if a future Bubsy game defeats the odds and ends up being actually good, even then it'd have to be REALLY good to destroy Bubsy's bad rap.
I just noticed something: Steve's trailer is full CG animation, meaning he was likely planned for E3. That means there's probably another super big character next up if we're to believe they were planning 2 characters like last time.
Wah?
I wonder why everyone calls Steve "Minecraft Steve"? Where did this start? I don't think it's a meme like calling Sans "Sans Undertale" considering how far it goes back.
Alex, Zombie and Enderman are cool and all but where's this iconic Minecraft alt?
Scottish Steve skin mains:
All this talk about Steve has brought my attention to the fact they removed Steve's goatee.
This is the second most evil thing someone associated with Minecraft has done - behind, well, y'know... Notch's transphobic Twitter rants.
I can't believe there's now a Smash character named after a creepypasta.
The whole "Daddy Sakurai" idol worship thing is hella creepy, almost cult-like.
I love this funny socialist monkey goblin man. Go **** up that self-righteous capitalist prude, funny monkey. You're a hero.
Let's consider a few things:
-Prosperity brought a trident and shield, Funny Monkey Man brought no weapons, he has the moral high ground - not only that, but he's winning without weapons, making it clear he's objectively stronger.
-Her name, "Prosperity" sounds peaceful and serene but really just means to be "successful in material terms".
-The fact Prosperity is fighting at all with Funny Monkey Man implies she's an animal abuser.
-Prosperity is wearing a gladiator helmet. The gladiators were absolute buffoons who rushed into danger for the sake of others' entertainment.
-Funny Monkey Man is a funny monkey goblin, Prosperity is just a generic fantasy JRPG healer.
-He's stomping all over the UK shield. Screw the UK. Even we Brits hate the UK.
I liked the Sonic movie, but Detective Pikachu was infinitely better IMO. Sonic just struck me as a really good, but not-so-special kids' road trip movie that could've been done equally as good, if not better, with an original "fast alien" character - while Detective Pikachu felt like a real Pokemon world coming to life on screen (including the warts that are easy to overlook in an anime style) with a compelling plot that's equally as ridiculous as it is heartfelt, perfect for Pokemon - it's the rare live action adaptation that has reason to be live action.
Strange how both of them had cocaine jokes though.
Wait, the Smash presentation says "Live in 8 hours", not "Premiering in 8 hours"...
hmm...
Remember to keep up to date on speculation! here's the latest theory image going into Challenger Pack 7:
I like how rantsona video thumbnails tend to use blood font, stormy backgrounds, stock image fire, e.t.c. to refer to things as decidedly not-death-inducing as traced artwork and foot jokes in children's TV shows.
I kinda like Old Movie Sonic, but less in a "that's such a cool Sonic design!" way, and more a "it's so ugly, it's adorable" way
Don't Google "muppet show pilot". Worst mistake of my life
One thing the gaming community is pretty much alone on is the hatred of 4:3 and 30FPS. Movies tend to use 24FPS (the standard for TV animation is 12FPS!), and many movies, especially indie productions or movies trying to replicate a retro feel, experiment with 4:3.
Even though there's absolutely no reason for it, it would be kinda nice for Waluigi to get his own gamma series symbol, as to bridge the gap of him being a Wario-related character who doesn't appear in Wario games. That being said I think the preferable outcome would be him getting the Mario series symbol but the Wario victory theme.
Of all my most wanted, the only ones I can actually see happening in FP2 are Crash and Wah.
I'm kinda curious about this "brief message from Sakurai" thing. Is it about COVID's effects on SSBU development? a possible FP2 release window delay?
Those "tricking tech support scammers" YouTube channels were funny at first, but now they're basically just doxxing people.
The Mario 3D All-Stars reveal trailer shows the only 3 examples of redrawn textures in 64. Surely this could count as false advertising by omission?The only three environmental textures that have been actually redrawn in the Super Mario 3D All-Stars version of Super Mario 64 are the Boo paintings and the Bowser sliding puzzle. All others, like the Hazy Maze Cave map on the right, use AI upscaling, making the texture blurry. pic.twitter.com/Ko3T7L4GMs
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Never forget Butch Hartman's terrible Carls Jr. cartoon
OK, seriously though - is this even legal? it's a scummy marketing practice comparable to Linus the Lionhearted.
I like how the sssnake hisssssesss every word with an SSS sssyllable excccept "Carls"
I honestly don't see what's so special about Wario's shoulder bash. It's really just a generic platformer rush attack all things considered, it works perfectly as a dash attack. I don't know how you could play as a guy who runs over people with a motorbike and say "God, I wish he rammed into people with his shoulder instead."
I have always seen this and always will.
"So, how can we fight the rising crime rate?"
"Perhaps we could criminalise parental behaviours that have a direct link to children growing up to be aggressive?"
"Legalise victimless crimes?"
"Put more money into a rehabilitation system?"
"Ban dangerous weapons that only exist to kill?"
"Nah, let's throw people into grimy rooms with no mental health support and shout at them all day after shaming them first and last name on television, that'll do the trick."
Adverts that try to tell me "the ladies will love you when you put this on!" just make me just think "thank god I'm aromantic".
Brown is such an underrated colour. Like, do people dislike it because of poop? if so that's stupid because nobody slanders red because of blood or yellow because of piss.
"NO! YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE WARIO A FART ATTACK! IT'S DISGUSTING AND HE NEVER DID IT IN THE WARIO LAND GAMES!"
"haha funny bike man goes brap"
Pixar needs to make a feature length 2D animated movie. Their new Sparkshort "Burrow" looks so good, as do the 2D characters in Soul.
I was thinking of starting a general support thread for serpentine fighters. Turns out there aren't many serpentine video game characters, like in general, let alone ones people would actually care about.
Not that they would, but if Nintendo were to straight up just steal another company's game and put it on a cartridge without getting consent or giving royalties, I feel people would still defend them.
Finally, the most important scientific breakthrough of the millennium.
The hunter becomes the haunted
1986: Mario vs. Alex Kidd
1991: Mario vs. Sonic
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