Wario Wario Wario

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 22, 2023

Imagine going back to the late 90s/early 2000s and telling someone that "I want games with better graphics" is now a hotly controversial opinion.

i mean, it is a good take to not want better graphics, both for moral and aesthetic reasons, but it'd probably come off a little weird to someone in the Before Times

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 21, 2023

We (probably) have Dedede, we have Shredder, we have Eggman - we're halfway there. The FoxBox broadcast codes will never see the light of day again!

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 21, 2023

Fishbunjin in Smash is kind of a funny concept, not just because of the character being inherently funny and having the potential to bring along a lot of Slap and Ittle Dew's trademark weirdness and easter eggs, but also because he's a character who originated as a 101% completion secret boss - the most minor role imaginable - but is also a character that probably even the most staunch protagonists-first supporter could probably agree upon as being a better choice than Ittle herself, even if it is to represent a spin-off game that he happens to be a mascot of over his actual debut.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 21, 2023

i dont want to be negative or pedantic about these recent events, given how emotional it has been for some people, but what the hell is a mario ambassador

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 21, 2023

That Odd1sOut Caillou bit was legitimately ****ed up in the worst possible way.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 21, 2023

I really wish this was SSBU's actual theme instead of Lifelight

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 20, 2023

Dragon Ball names are funny
"Oh, Frieza, like a fridge? Haha, just kidding, probably a reference to some Japanese yokai or somethi-"
"It means a fridge"

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 20, 2023

"Smash's input lag is just a Switch thing, not the devs' fault"
Please play literally any other game on the Switch. Even first party games.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 20, 2023

I think I've discovered something that AI is just as bad at as hands and teeth

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 20, 2023

If that old rumour about the Smash devs not knowing that King K. Rool was popular until the ballot is true that's uh... very concerning, at least for a franchise that's current identity is built off of wish-granting.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 20, 2023

The whole joke of "this is one of the films ever made" gives off a weird vaguely existential vibe that I love.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 20, 2023

Black Box NES getting so many votes for DriDim is very funny to me, and also appreciated.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 19, 2023

did crab rave champions ever actually release

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 19, 2023

More games need to let you play as non-intelligent characters. Not idiots (though I would like a lot of idiot games too), but literal animals and monsters.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 19, 2023

I've been watching 90s commercial breaks lately and...

1. Repeat commercials were a way bigger problem in the 90s than when I was a kid
2. OH MY GOD THEY HAD 80S NOSTALGIA PANDERING IN THE 90S WHAT

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 18, 2023

OK. yeah, I'm done with the NASB thread. They legitimately think "Everyone is Here" can happen on a GameMill budget while also including singleplayer content... for a NASB 3. They're beyond saving.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 18, 2023

tfw you're a vfx artist and you've been invited to the oscars in 2013

tfw you're an oscars sound mixer and the vfx artists are on stage in 2013

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 18, 2023

Slap City actively advertising itself with the fact that nobody knows who any of the characters are is so based.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 17, 2023

If Pyoro got in Smash, they should give him his own series symbol - not to represent the DSi port, but just because he's a game mascot in-universe

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 16, 2023

If there was a Waluigi game, I like the idea of it being a multiplayer game with an all-original cast a la Diddy Kong Racing where all the characters are E-rated parodies of different villain tropes. A dragon guarding his gold, a greedy oil tycoon, a masked slasher (of tomatoes), a 40s mobster, a cartoon predator animal, so on.

I stand by Puzzle League being the perfect game to attach Waluigi to - moreso than not only Pikachu and Yoshi, but also Lip herself - since it's an accessible, wits-based game where you get to be really annoying to your opponent.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 16, 2023

I think that "Mortal Kombat can't be in Smash because the latest games are banned" is a reasonable argument from a likelihood standpoint, given that Smash picks (especially in DLC, where a Kombatant would likely be placed) are often meant to shill recent titles, but from a "can it happen at all" standpoint it doesn't really make sense since most legacy third party characters in Smash are based on earlier iterations, with Hero and maybe Sonic as the only outliers (even Steve kept his beard!), so they wouldn't have to research nor promote any banned games, even if not being able to do the latter could be a roadblock for Nintendo and/or WB.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 16, 2023

The NASB 2 thread is getting so antsy about cuts that I'm being reprimanded for briefly mistaking Donatello for Leonardo in a 4 second cameo.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 16, 2023

I'm watching a video about Olympic mascots, and I swear that Smash speculation has turned the word "mascot" into a fight-or-flight word for me.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 16, 2023

It's absolutely crazy to me that people were complaining about NASB 1 not doing a mystery season pass.

"Why aren't you scamming us? we want to be scammed!"

What hype culture does to an MF

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 15, 2023

TOP 10 SCARY BANNED CARTOON EPISODES

1. Rover Ruffy Puppy gets darned to The Red Fire Cave
2. Samuel gets addicted to Candy Syringes
3. The Armed Aardwolves finale where Pseudo-Wolf falls off a cliff by accident and might have possibly died maybe
4. Crappy Bara's The Shining parody where nobody dies.
5. Schlock Holmes solves the off-screen murder of a one-off character (another one-off character did it)
6. Stubborn Stoats climate change PSA
7. Precious Princess acknowledges that her great grandma died before the series started
8. Gunshot sound effect used to represent Mosky Toe crashing into a wall
9. Wayne 2 Cool briefly says "this homework is like slavery!"
10. Cuddlecroc gets a papercut

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 15, 2023

Famicom

piratedgamemuseum.fandom.com

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 15, 2023

I'm making a 400 character Smash roster, and I'm starting to realize that I've set a way too high amount for any roster, let alone one that doesn't have EIH. You'll know what I mean when I get it on the site.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 14, 2023

I speak with complete sincerity when I say that the most exciting NASB reveal for me - not just NASB 2, the series as a whole - was that supers can be blocked. (other than the reveal of nasb 1 but that does not count)

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 14, 2023

DriDim updates will be late today, gotta make an emergency Ikea visit.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 13, 2023

oh my ****ing god this is the most unhinged (negative connotation) nintendo life comment section

Unlike Metroid Prime, Quake II's Original Dev Team Is Credited On The Switch Remaster

Quaking in our boots

www.nintendolife.com

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 13, 2023

This game is giving me the same vibes that Cuphead and Pizza Tower gave me when I first saw them - perfect animation + perfect gameplay

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 13, 2023

I love the Marth swordie turtle type fighters in platform fighters because they can basically just escort their opponents around their stage.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 13, 2023

Nabisco could legally make a biscuit called "Infinite Stuf Oreo" and it wouldn't even have to be the biggest oreo, because "stuf" doesn't exist and therefore you can claim practically anything about the stuf contents in your biscuit.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 13, 2023

"WARNING: Someone has your password!"
"Yeah, that was me."
the next day
"WARNING: Someone has your password!"
"AAAH JESU-Oh wait, no, that was me again."
the next day
"WARNING: Someone has your password!"
"Wha? Oh never mind"
the next day
"WARNING: Someone has your password!"
"... This is living rent free in your soulless AI head, ain't it, Goog?"

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 13, 2023

Still don't get why people rallied behind Decidueye and Rillaboom for Smash instead of unevolved Rowlet and Grookey.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 12, 2023

Copyright and trademark law get **** on a lot, and rightfully so, but patents are the real stinky dinky. Sure, people have a closer emotional attachment to the idea of "Mickey Mouse" than the idea of "velcro", but patents have the power to set the world back at large - especially in pharmaceutical and environmental industries.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 12, 2023

I should really stop reading the NASB thread. Not only do they rag on me for every little thing I say, but considering all the conspiracy-theory-making going on right now, I am not ready for the eruption when there are inevitably cuts and a lot of them are inevitably kinda stupid. It was bad enough when NKR3 (a game we all knew well we weren't going to play and were only speculating because we were bored) cut out Tommy and Angelica.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 12, 2023

why is my amazon recommended filled with LIVE WORMS?????????

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 12, 2023

slap city is the best platform fighter because it has a character who was made for the sole purpose of raising awareness for ebola in 2014

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 12, 2023

I don't get sports teams... like, why is it always - without fail - that sports fans root for their country or nearest town??? Surely there's gotta be more to it than that??? Doesn't it get super boring watching the football with an echo chamber of fellow INSERT COUNTRY HERE fans???