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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 20, 2023

i recently found out that jay jay the jet plane has a "christian dub", which sounds like something from a goanimate video but is 100% real. they aren't new episodes or anything, it's just the same episodes but they occasionally add references to god to the script.

and it was funded(?) by one of america's most notorious hate groups.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 20, 2023

watching a video essay about what godzilla would taste like, and they keep saying "godzilla's meat" instead of "godzilla meat" and i dont like it

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 20, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 20, 2023

"Pepperami: It's a bit of an animal" is the most genius marketing slogan of all time.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 20, 2023

Is it in Matt Damon's contract that all his anthropmorphic iterations must have photorealistic faces?

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 20, 2023

For as much as I've said about Smash's heavy amount of grass-themed stages, there's a weird lack of forest-themed stages. Like, with big trees that tower over and cover the sun.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 20, 2023

Why is the VGFacts page for Itchy & Scratchy Mini-Golf Madness so popular? It only has one fact and is probably the most stupidly obscure spin-off concept imaginable but it's higher on the trending list than Mario 64 and Undertale

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 20, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 20, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 19, 2023

I know it's not an actual Nintendo accessory, but the Homework First would be a banger Smash item. Imagine throwing a Homework First at a PK Fire spammer and just disabling all their specials or something.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 19, 2023

love this german bubsy advert

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 19, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 19, 2023

Cyanide and Happiness is so unfunny that it can't even get a "bad thing and good thing" juxtaposition title right. Battenbergs are full of cyanide and those things are happiness incarnate.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 19, 2023

the loud house fans on the nasb thread speak about "the no such luck episode" like it was some kind of apocalyptic event that ended the Before and started the After

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 19, 2023

Microsoft acquiring Nintendo would be terrible, but those reasons have nothing to do with game quality.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 19, 2023

Pikachu is the most logical original 12 cut.

Gonna die on this hill.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 18, 2023

why did pac mans dog look like this in world 2

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 18, 2023

IT'S GRANNYIN' TIME!

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 18, 2023

funny kangaroo show 30th anniversary

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 17, 2023

I feel like the whole sentiment of "animation isn't taken seriously", while very very true in terms of the head honchos of the film and TV industries, is a bit exaggerated when talking about public opinion. Maybe I'm just lucky with the people I've met, but every adult I've talked to IRL about animation knows how long it takes to make, how not all of it is made for kids, how being made for kids isn't a bad thing, usually has a fundamental understanding of the medium's recent history (at least in relation to the common aesthetic shifts) or recognizes names like Chuck Jones and Tom Kenny, and can often mention something animated they really adore (usually Pixar or The Simpsons)

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 17, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 17, 2023

me when the nda expires

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 17, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 16, 2023

My 200th VG facts fact is either going to be about Flying Gorilla or a game that got renamed to capitalize on the Bee Movie. Both very fitting.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 16, 2023

No game will ever make a better first impression than the 3 Stooges on NES opening with Ghostbusters.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 16, 2023

"Smash fans are ungrateful!"
Smash fans looking at the unpaid market research survey on the table:

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 16, 2023

For some reason, I always heard "sticks and stones may break your bones, they seldom let you snooze" in the Spooky Scary Skeletons as "Sticks and stones may break your bones, they sell them lest you snooze" like the skeletons had some kind of weird bone trafficking ring and the only way to protect yourself was to anxiously stay up all night.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 15, 2023

The DS version of the James Pond 2 theme sounds like it's depressed. It doesn't sound depressing, it sounds like the original Amiga version of the song became sentient and literally got depressed.

Also, just listened to the original RoboCop theme for the first time, and jesus, how have they gotten away with porting this game to everything under the sun with such a derivative main theme?

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 15, 2023

The company that programmed Microshaft Winblows has a character cameo in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 14, 2023

The Nintendo Museum feels a bit weird... specifically the fact that it's said to feature "Nintendo products"... not actual artifacts or anything? Do you stare at the Pokemon HGSS walking calculator like it's the Mona Lisa? Because you can get that experience at the local CEX. If it has playable games I could maybe understand, but even then, doesn't feel right if it just all stuff that made it to shelves. It's not like there's "The One Original Mario Kart Super Circuit" or anything.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 14, 2023

I think the Pyoro leaks are just like the Grinch Leak in that they're infinitely more notable for having a wacky cartoon mascot. All leaks, fake or otherwise, need wacky cartoon mascots.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 14, 2023

did the original game have undertale voices

did an official mario game take inspiration from undertale

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 14, 2023

why do they have a highlight reel for games we've already seen

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 14, 2023

spongebob episode 505 real

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 14, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 14, 2023

retro game battle royale hybrid concept: the sims 99

i dont know how itd work but itd be funny

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 14, 2023

why is the vacuum from teletubbies in league of legends

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 14, 2023

THERE'S MORE??

The formatting of modern directs is so weird. Maybe they were always weird and my 17-year-old hype brain never noticed

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 14, 2023

is it just my youtube or is the lm3 trailer showing the online lag

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 14, 2023

those aren't improved visuals, just improved textures

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