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Wario Wario Wario · Dec 5, 2023

7up fido dido commercials:
school is so boring... but what if... epic 7up

7up fido dido lore:
FIDO SEES ALL, FIDO JUDGES NOTHING, FIDO IS YOUTH, FIDO HAS NO AGE, FIDO IS INNOCENT, FIDO IS POWERFUL, FIDO COMES FROM THE PAST, FIDO IS THE FUTURE, FIDO IS A GOD, FIDO IS A COMMONER

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 5, 2023

Even as someone who loves platformers, agrees that Ultimate's DLC had a crippling visual variety problem, and really doesn't like defending post-Melee Smash, the argument that "platforming characters are more distinguishable than JRPG characters" is bizarre to me. There are just as many tropes in platforming character designs for reductive comparisons as there are in JRPG heroes - big conjoined eyes, use of mammals as opposed to reptiles/fish/birds/e.t.c., bipedal bodies, exaggeratedly large hands and feet, either orange or black fur, incomplete clothing, flat beige/white muzzles, so on

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 5, 2023

The Internet Historian always gave me a weird vibe - a lot of the videos he did were genuinely fascinating, I really loved the Harry Potter spoilers video especially, but at the same time he felt a bit... centrist if that makes sense? A lot of his videos tackled really horrible stuff with an obvious Saturday-Morning-tier two-dimensional good guy and bad guy but didn't bother to actually condemn anything beyond a vague disclaimer. It's the same way I feel about a lot of Chris Chan "documentaries", where she is obviously a victim to such a degree that none of her actual wrongdoings or crimes can negate that, but the conclusion is always some variation of "karma" or "bittersweet".

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 4, 2023

nasb commercial

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 3, 2023

ONLY 2040'S KIDS WILL REMEMBER:

Smablen Dolls
The Coca-Cola+ Originals logo
Flying cars with blades instead of rocket thrusters
Bluey (second reboot series)
Aye-Aye memes
Writing "Doodloo rules OK!" and the Florida F in the school bathroom
The marketing hype for the Pocket Fan Twins
Bluey (third reboot series)
The AI dentist's scary mirror that gives you 50 teeth
The Kampala Song
Getting Blu-Rays in your Happy Meal
Okley the Okapi
Genetically cloned Charlie Chaplins and Groucho Marxes at school assembly
Clickbait on Dailymotion Kids
Bluey (fourth reboot series)
When eBay renamed to The Bay
Numminox
The 2045 Howard Alexander murder trials
Birthdays at Starbucks
Zons

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 3, 2023

There are two ways lost media gets found
1. hacking into the CIA to get the Butt Ugly Martians Nut Allergy Safety PSA (2003)
2. hey guys im looking for work in typo-checking. heres my portfolio: item 1: citizen kane 2 script (1945)

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 3, 2023

I do wonder if there's any unique gameplay ideas that could only be done in a platform fighter without any free-for-all or team battle compatibility whatsoever - I could imagine something where both players get to choose a stage at the start of the match, and every time someone takes a stock they're rewarded by the stage transforming into their choice.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2023

I was thinking about how Fortnite handles R-rated properties with the recent Peter Griffin announcement, and honestly I actually think "this is a kids' game" is a good argument FOR the likes of Grand Theft Auto, Mortal Kombat, Doom, or Call of Duty in Smash. They should still absolutely no-compromises no-loopholes be in a censored format, don't get me wrong, but when you're a kid, those 4 franchises are these alluring, mysterious things you crave just the slightest glimpse at - as a kid I was staunchly in the anti-graphic violence pro-platformer Nintendotuber sheep camp, and even I was a bit curious what the GTA fuss was - so having a family-friendly rendition in Smash would be a nice way to statisfy that hunger for the forbidden fruit without either compromising the actual source material or exposing kids to dead hookers, brains being sliced in half, and Ollie North cameos.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2023

Meanwhile, on MarioPaintBoards...
"Welcome to the Color a Dinosaur fan thread for all Color a Dinosaur lovers!"
"I really like Color a Dinosaur! It's my favourite game! It fills the dent in my soul from those crappy Mario Artist sequels"
"Umm EXCUSE ME??? You're just being a contrarian! Color a Dinosaur has the worst graphics, worst gameplay, worst music, worst characters, and worst glitches! At least think OBJECTIVELY for once and call it a guilty pleasure! I say this as someone who likes Color a Dinosaur - there is no timeline where it's better than any official Mario Paint game!"

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 1, 2023

I just saw the Wish ending spoiler and honestly I love it. Unhinged genius worldbuilding.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 1, 2023

I think this is the most intregued a 15+ minute video recommendation has made me in a while. Very interested in the cereal discourse.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 1, 2023

sonic-inspired 3d platformer devs when i show then 8-directional movement

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 1, 2023

I tried to make a post on the "Smash but everyone is a stance fighter" thread and gave up... I think I really want a Kumatora/Violet stance fighter now though.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 1, 2023

I keep getting recommended these "I have two sides" videos where it plays a Battle for Dream Island clip and then cuts to a Lankybox Grimace Shake Skibidi Toilet cartoon by the same animator or voice actor, and generally the Lankybox clips are way less obnoxious.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 1, 2023

I always thought the worst outcome for a Wa-Peach would be a Rogue the Bat-style femme fatale... then the concept art came out. Hideous. I hate her.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 30, 2023

When the inevitable Disney platform fighter comes to be, it is MANDATORY that whatever Lion King lion they put in's down tilt is the *****slap from the remake

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 30, 2023

I had a nightmare where I was given a VR headset that did nothing but play The Wizard (the Nintendo product placement movie about the autistic kid) and I couldn't take it off until I watched the whole movie.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 29, 2023

source accuracy fans when crash bandicoot's moveset doesn't randomly spawn a crystal on the battlefield in the middle of a battle and nullify crash's ko points at the end of the battle for no reason if he doesn't collect it

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 29, 2023

I find it weird how Mario fans assign being in a platformer as "establishing a character as canon/major" - like, Mario Kart sells better than the platformers generally, more people know who Waluigi is than Nabbit.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2023

im watching 2 hour long reddit crappy off-brands video and he keeps repeating the same bootlegs with different reactions and i feel like im on the garfield sock drawer subreddit

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2023

I really hope the Peeps movie wasn't cancelled

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2023

2D Mario platformers ranked. I'd do an image, but all the tiermakers I could find were either incomplete or took a year to load. Any game that's absent I most likely just haven't played.

Wonder > World > Cement Factory > SMB3 > Mario Bros. > DK 98 > NSMB > Land > MVDK > DK Jr. > SMB2 > DK > Land 2 > NSMB2 > NSMBW > SMB1 > Lost Levels

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2023

I think the dumbest assumption I ever made about a crossover character before becoming familiar with them was thinking that King Dedede was a Vault Boy or Professor Genki-style cartoon mascot for a more gritty, violent series.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2023

While I dislike the notion that "all 3D platformers should be collectathons", I do actually think a new Bubsy game would be well-suited for the subgenre. Both because Bubsy's gliding fits exploration to a T, and also because Bubsy is supposed to be a cartoon character with a lot of personality, and a 2D platformer or Crash/Mario 3D Land/2010s Sonic-style platformer would make it hard to fit in side characters for him to talk to outside of villains.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2023

"Smash fans think Pac-Man is unpopular and unimportant" sounds like one of my comedic exaggerations after an incident involving a Wagon from the Oregon Trail submission for Infinite, but that actually happened when he got in. I was there. People were genuinely saying "Really? Pac-Man and not Klonoa??? When's the last time someone thought about Pac-Man?"

At least "Really? Sephiroth and not Geno???" has the just-barely-valid defense of the Nintendo bubble, Klonoa's games were mostly PlayStation exclusives, I have no clue how a Nintendo fan would have enough external knowledge to know who Klonoa is but not enough external knowledge to know the impact Pac-Man had.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2023

this one's probably gonna be reworded when it gets approved, so i need to preserve this.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 27, 2023

The Chum Bucket stage in NASB 2 feels like something that fundamentally should not work yet it's actually really fun, while the Thornberrys Savannah stage feels like it should be the best stage in the game but is an absolute slog. (still an improvement over Wild Waterfall though)

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 27, 2023

tfw impossible whopper

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 27, 2023

Tonight, I claim my title of World's Most Autistic Man

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 27, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 26, 2023

Wait, so is the sad pink ant meme not concept art from Pixar's Bug's Life? I've been struggling to find it for ages because I've always searched "sad pink flik" or "sad pink bugs life". It's from a LOCAL PEST CONTROL WEBSITE?

God, I love how memes dig up the most stupid obscure ****.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 26, 2023

Western game codenames are funny. You'll have a game that completely changed the face of the earth and it was known for 89% of it's dev cycle as "Giraffe Crap" or something

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 26, 2023

why is there an evil amongus

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2023

menu transition splatter
YOU'RE LISTENING TO
glove world car sound
102.3
strong hit sound
NASB1 FM
WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT "Joe Biden!", "Cretin!", AND MORE "I even have sausage vision!"
rps slide whistle
reptar down b gargling
PLAY NICE?
traffic jam - nickelodeon all-star brawl starts playing

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2023

I really hate to dig up the embarrassing old "Mario Mandate" conspiracies, but has anyone checked to see if those "character supervisor" credits are still in Wonder and the RPG remake?

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2023

Designing For can be really insightful at times, but I feel like he often suffers from 1. not making it clear what is canon and what is headcanon, and 2. trying to talk about actual mechanical game design, which he doesn't seem to have too good a grasp on compared to character and world design (I'm sorry, but no, no amount of "The joke is that Cortex is pathetic" will make Crash 2's final boss good game design)

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2023

I'm watching a vtuber react to Defunctland, and honestly the combination of "cute anime voice swearing" and "matter-of-fact historian voice talking about the dinosaur at Toys R Us" is almost like an otherworldly experience in how juxtaposed it is.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2023

Neurotypicals be like "this is not distracting at all"

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