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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 30, 2023

I don't know why people say that Wonder is a "return to 2000s Mario" in terms of creativity - it reminds me a lot more of World and SMB3's approach to experimenting with existing Mario mechanics/characters than it does Sunshine and Galaxy's mostly original gameplay and characters.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 30, 2023

This is me erasure

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 29, 2023

With how much inspiration Mario Wonder takes from games like Sonic Mania and Rayman Legends, it give me slight hope that Smash will follow suit in taking inspiration in titles from its genre outside of its own installments

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 29, 2023

The only good thing Ricky Gervais ever created was the Glonk in Flanimals.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 29, 2023

i hope someone scans the star fox adventures game tips toilet paper, because i want to fact check tp. i know nothing about this game, but i am willing to learn everything about it for the sake of accepting the title of "the guy who fact checked a roll of tp"

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 28, 2023

"Third party characters need to be popular in Japan to be in Smash!"

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 28, 2023

NASB fans legitimately find the prospect of playing as a baby in a fighting game more offensive than the prospect of playing as a magical ambiguously-indigenous person with a nonsense name and white VA.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 28, 2023

I'm sure this is a quality video, I like Big Joel's stuff, and the title makes total sense knowing Dr. Phil, but at the same time the phrase "Evil Lost Media" is very funny to me.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 27, 2023

Why was this downvoted?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 27, 2023

I have wanted to see this image my whole life (read: 2 and a half years)

https://t.co/JkJlImQxYc pic.twitter.com/jRId0DXWBu
— Clarissa (@Clarissa_Arts) October 25, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 27, 2023

why won't you cite your sources tv tropes whyyyyy

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 27, 2023

I forgot that wall-of-text PFPs are barely-legible.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 27, 2023

Apparently the AVGN's manager tried to get him to do a Sonic video for the release of the second LA Sonic movie... and it was Sonic 3???? Out of all of the Sonic games, the one that pretty much everyone unanimously agrees is a banger?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 27, 2023

I kinda want to have a go at reimagining PSASBR's mechanics and seeing if I can salvage "only supers kill". May require dropping (or downplaying) the "Platform" half of the game, but still.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 27, 2023

Wait, do the open-world Zelda games really not allow you to equip an item's stats but another's appearance?

Even Miitopia allowed you to do that. What the ****.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 27, 2023

"Gameplay or graphics?"

"Does Duolingo count as a video game?"

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 27, 2023

The Dreamworks kart game has... actual character interactions??? WHAT?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 27, 2023

One thing I think would be cool in a future Mario Kart would be if all variants were fixed in to every character - so, everyone has a fire form, everyone has a metal form, everyone has a doctor form, so on.

Not sure how stuff like babies or elephants that couldn't be made into simple skins would be handled with this though.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 27, 2023

I still beat myself up over not responding to a NASB thread post saying "people weren't excited for Sora's moveset, they were excited that Sora was in" with "well, that proves the new Smash games aren't very good at movesets then".

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 27, 2023

the critics gave the fnaf movie a low score, god we're not gonna hear the end of this for 3 months. help us.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 26, 2023

I tried to write an "every move is an obscure or comically specific reference" moveset for Mario as a joke, and while I didn't finish it, there was one idea I actually thought was kinda cool - or at least unique - from a functional perspective - probably already exists in some fighting game, possibly even Smash, but still

Down Air - Donkey Kong Falling Damage
Mario drops down the ground like a stall and fall, and does the Donkey Kong death animation when he lands. The landing deals damage, not the fall.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 26, 2023

If bad games ever get repped in Smash with the specific intent of representing a bad game, it'll probably be Spelunker.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 26, 2023

The IGDB has christened me with the title of "Karma Eater", which is way too badass a title for someone who posted a JPEG of Smart Alex and Smart Alice: Curious Kids for Sega Pico to a wiki

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 26, 2023

i like how much of a landslide this is at

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 26, 2023

I am continually (pleasantly) surprised by what "games" VGFacts allows trivia for. I have successfully submitted trivia from

MUGEN
Nickelodeon 3D Movie Maker
Polybius
Dalmatians 3
Paccie
Talking Tom
The entire Sonic Heroes LCD sports McDonald's series
Amiibo Tap: Nintendo's Greatest Bits
My Stop Smoking Coach
Gangnam Style Massacre
HHGregg's Quest for Coupons
Jumpstart Baby
Super Smash Flash 2
Chicken McNugget Tetris
Hauntred Factory Skibidi Poppy Freedy
Driving Theory Training
Microshaft Winblows 98

I've also got some spicy Nickelodeon DVD Bingo trivia I've learned second hand through NASB thread osmosis, will be submitting that once IGDB accepts my page edit for it.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 26, 2023

YES.

COPYRIGHT INTENDED

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 26, 2023

do the non-tea-drinkers here know about the insurance comparison mascot wars of the early 2010s

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 26, 2023

Plankton: "Where did my Super Emeralds go?"
Hyper SpongeBob:

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 26, 2023

i like how reptar's meter in nasb 2 has only 1 practical purpose and that's to prevent down b spam. if you dont spam down b, you'll barely even realise you have a meter.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 25, 2023

the peppa pig episode where it's implied that madame gazelle is a vampire aired in 2015. it is possible that the rise in lore driven cartoons directly influenced the production of peppa pig.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 25, 2023

i just realised that cdi zelda and tetra have the same shirt-jacket combo.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 24, 2023

Finally got around to watching Digital Circus, mostly because the characters from it have been showing up in my dreams non-stop for the past few days

-Cane is a good guy, just grossly incompetent
-One member of the main gang is evil, but probably not Jax
-There is absolutely going to be a scene where a character breaks down so hard that their swearing is uncensored
-"Xddcc" has some kind of plot relevance, probably in the real world

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 24, 2023

uh oh. mario did an ableism.

Time for a long RANT, becuase I have NEVER been more disappointed in Nintendo then I am today, this is a huge step back for accessibility in gaming...

Today Nintendo released a new "Community Tournament Guidelines" that will take effect on November 15th, 2023 (1/10) 🧵 pic.twitter.com/LS4Fvo8Bjg
— Arevya the Accessibility Queen 👑 ♿️ (@arevya) October 24, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 24, 2023

"Well, of course Nintendo wouldn't support eSports prize pools, they're Japanese, prize pools are illegal over there!"

Sony is Japanese and owns Evo.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 24, 2023

this is legitimately the scariest box art i've seen in my life

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 24, 2023

i didnt know there was a 2003 peter pan until today, so i always thought that the anti-piracy psa fake website was implying an inexplicable grassroots boom in popularity for the 1953 disney movie.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 24, 2023

microscopic fly jumpscare on the cutting room floor today

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 24, 2023

creation threads in shambles

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 24, 2023

oops i accidentally 100% disproved polybius

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 24, 2023

they should make a mascot horror game based on how freddy krueger was marketed to kids in the 80s

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