Hunger – sup *****? Oww, MY BONES!!
Tearbear – great games in pools, you choked
YoshQ – ****ing scrub, way to do the exact same in every national since the history of forever.
Y.b.m. – ggs.
Jash – eh, wanted to play you, didn’t really get the chance.
Ryo – WHO IS THIS GUY. You still shoulda had a rap-off. You’re pretty legit at it. And ridiculous ike. And we have a lot of random **** in common. lmao
Inui – yet another tourney goes by with a lack of exchange of words.
Lain – sup playa.
Domo – lol that random comment got way too real.
vVv Cheese – seems like you weren’t as on this tourney
Sago - scrooob
Zekey – we were supposed to mm, oh well.
Stingers – ggs, god luigi sucks.
Tin Man – we’ll play sometime, nice to meet you.
Scatz – wait, are you that luigi main?
Hylian – was fun chillin in the taxi with you guys and actually meeting you. Sexy time in your exclusive hotel room much? :D
Rauleen – Fun meeting you/chilling in taxi. you and Hylian are so nice! Find a girl to team with next time and assure each other that you won’t care if you accidentally **** up.

Nicole – 9
Izumi – didn’t talk this tourney
Zeton - eh
Ripple – we shoulda played, good **** in dubz.
Player-1 – we shoulda played.
MJG – didn’t see you playing except for when you like sded against some mk. why you gotta tryhard all over the preteen hopefuls tho?
Kunai Kazekun – ggs!! Love the mu
DLA – you were totally high or something. xD
Kain – see ya in 2 days, I’m comin for ya in gfs.
Vex – I approve of the luigi usage.
John12346 – didn’t get to play
vVv Chibosempai – good organization or something. I’ll carry your tvs anytime
Snakeee – ggs in the mm!! glad to do a salty runback anytime.
Slikvik – ggs in the mm! Luigi’s not that good, trust me.
Hippie - <3
Boss - <3
Dariel - <3
Luigis in general - <3
Yoshis – **** you and all you stand for, especially your character.
Mystery gay dude – ohhh you’re soo mysterious. Just man up and introduce yourself, lmao.
Mink – we must converse further concerning the inner workings of the art of metal
Mampam – nice to meet you, you’re laughing like 70% of the time you’re awake it seems.
9. OCEAN – you’re so fast! Good games in pools.
17. Havok - :D
17. vVv Zero – wow, from wifi to 17th at a national, ****ing crazy. Fun meeting ya n ****.
25. Coney - were supposed to play, but oh well.
25. Tyrant – word.
25. Seibrik – fun games
25. Will – soo fun
25. Atomsk - :o
33. Mikeray – notnecessarilysalty runbacks on Nicole, I see you. And nice placing.
33. Illmatic – we were supposed to play, but oh well. Good **** on your placement.
33. Nakat – beasting his way out of luigi retirement and into our hearts.
33. FOW – o_o you’re a weird dude. xD
33. DeLux – good **** in tourney. Your technicalness is so annoying. Thanks for lettin me in ya room even though people were ****s. Get on those muscle relaxers!
49. Fino – troll! <3
49. Dark.Pch – we shoulda played.
49. Sky`. – <3
49. _X_ - was fun ****ting on you in doubles
49. NickRiddle – aww, didn’t get to play
49. Vinnie – lol… that hour of my life was just lol.
49. Seagull – very fun money match. Will need a salty runback at some point. Fuuu bair, and I maintain that your char is viable. Well mostly because of kain.
InternetExplorer/Dan – Thanks so much for everything! Beginning with narrowly avoiding getting mugged by a drunk black man and/or two successive taxi drivers. I’d never got to sleep in a bed by myself at a national before. **** your state’s taxi prices! Oh, and you got me addicted to tea. It was fun getting food and chilling with you before the tourney.
Kuro – good meeting you, you’re pretty chill.
Armada – good meeting you, and interesting conversation. Your Swede crew is ****ing hilarious… especially that one guy who talks in a monotone voice and at a set pace, but always says something innovatingly funny.
PC Chris – I only looked at your nametag at the end of the cig break, otherwise I would have been much less generic with my conversational brawl/melee related contributions.

Koro – nice to meet you, and you like disappeared after the yoshi crew battle.. so idk if you were even there when we took the luigi pic!
Steep – ggs, we never got those friendlies. Oh well
SonicFalco – nice to meet you!
Knightmare – nice to meet you, too bad we didn’t get to play. And thanks for giving Seibrik bad advice <3 although I wasn’t able to beat his wario.
KirbyS – nice to meet you, hope you had fun!
Jazz – nice to meet you. You’re ridiculously chill.
Kazie – your tl is pretty sick. Glad to see you all the way from Germany!
Red ryu – ggs, glad to see you all the way at a national with all 5 of us midwesterners for once.
Marth player who I played in teams and who I greeted with a racial slur when coming out of the bathroom – lol good performance. You scared the **** out of me.
Frankell – work that Jamaican bacon.
Raptor - the luckiest ending to a money match.
Shoutouts to Luigi for being ****ing terrible and annoying to play. Shoutouts to all of the people I had the inevitably recurring conversation about him being terrible with over the weekend.
Shoutouts to Melee for apparently having some fullhomo gfs.
Anyone I forgot, leave me one and I’ll reply.
In general, my opinion of this tournament was… the organization pre tournament was great, I mean, getting Japan and everyone to come, and sponsors, and whatever. But during tournament… just terrible. Probably at any time, 25% of the tvs were being used for friendlies, even during crunch time. There are plenty of ways to correct this, pick from a hat. And seriously, at a national, why would there be a total of 5 brawl setups the first day? Well, there were more later in the day, but still. This contributed to the ****tiness of the time management, because everyone had to wait until the tournament days to get their grudge matches/money matches/friendlies in. I could think of a few more complaints, but all in all, it was, luckily, a great unifier for the smash community, and a drop kick to the drive to improve for the Americans, after getting stomped by the Japanese.
Oh and, next time I’ll make sure not to schedule my flight for 6:30am, so for one, I won’t have to pay $190 for a taxi just to get to the airport in time, and two, so I can actually chill a bit at the Hyatt with people after the tourney.
Also, is there a Facebook album or something with all the pictures Robert took?
Also also, this podcast makes such a good point concerning smash, tournaments, whatever..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBh1k_zbJjw#t=41m30s