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My stance on the "are there good 3D Sonic games?" debate:
There are good 3D games that feature Sonic
There are good 3D games that play like Sonic
But there's yet to be a good 3D Sonic game - in the sense of a game that features Sonic and plays like Sonic.
If stage song playlists were in SSBU I'd set exclusively Mario music to play on Castle Siege and pretend it's Bowser's Castle.
The off-screen, serialised subplot of the Ratchet & Clank series: Ratchet gets anger management.
Listen out to me on this concept:
A Smash-sized gaming crossover - exclusively featuring cute platformer mascots, "Scrimblo Bimblos" if you will. The game is a 3D platforming foot-racer a la Rayman M.
Me when Dibbly Dog Kart 12 adds Mario as a guest racer and not Fangley the Bugsniper, the tutorial guide from the Germany-exclusive 2013 PS2 spin-off BiddlySoft Workshop: Make Your Own For The First Time Ever! which I have never played in my life, no English fan translation exists for, and only 20,000 copies of shipped due to a pirated copy of the entire Jurassic Park 2 movie being stored on the disc.
I still think it should've been Goomba and not Piranha Plant.
Banksy: paints an obsese Ronald McDonald and military general Mickey Mouse giving a starving African child an iPad on the door of 10 Downing Street
Art teachers:
Capitalism moment
I'm writing Gex quotes for fighting every Smash fighter. I honestly doubt a Smash game would contain lines like "just like House, but without the raging acephobia" and “This must be the strange alien race who find Justin Roiland screaming funny.” but people said the same about Bayonetta getting undressed in the middle of a battle so you never know.
Scandalous.
How was I not informed of this earlier?
Whether it's a good future or a bad future is up to you, but it's certainly a possible one.
NintendoLife commenters when Nintendo sends the hosts of a piracy site into crippling multi-million dollar debt that not even a major corporation could handle.
NintendoLife commenters when Nintendo PR gives a small child a sweet response to their request for a non-binary Pokémon character.
Devices when you stay on a Wikia page for more than one minute:
This and the new Looney Tunes Cartoons alone would really tempt me to get HBO Max if we had it over here.
90s Garfield R&B to soothe the soul
The whole "gross Wario vs. macho Wario" debate is kinda ridiculous because "gross Wario" didn't just appear out of nowhere and "macho Wario" never went away. I've got a whole compilation of examples or pre-Ware Wario being vulnerable; gross; or goofy here (it was basically the main gameplay mechanic of 2, 3, and 4) - and there's also plenty of examples of Wario being tough and gruff - sometimes even using the Shoulder Bash - in Ware.
Sure, these are all ficticous games in-universe, but at the same time treasure hunting and immense strength are still extremely recurrant elements of Wario's character in WarioWare, even when compared to other common situations Wario is in in microgames such as being aged down or being an egg.
I had a dream where my toenail got ripped off, I ate the bloody toenail, and immediately after someone leaked a Kumatora amiibo that was clearly fake because it used a fan model one of my friends uses a lot, but somehow it really spread and NintendoLife were talking about it.
Why are Tweety and Bugs so... curvaceous... on this box art? Did a WayForward artist draw it?
And what's up with Tweety's left feather and right hand?
What Disney and General Mills wanted us to think: "What a ridiculous crossover! haha"
What I'm thinking: "Since when were unicorns in Lucky Charms?"
We live in a society
Yo, they really did add the rabbit from PewDiePie's Five Nights at Freddy's thumbnail to Bomberman.
Imagine if the rumoured DK game ends up being a fully fledged open world 3D platformer that only the Switch Pro is capable of running
LET ME EMPHASISE: THAT'S THE BAD TIMELINE. THE NIGHTMARE, NOT THE DREAM
New Pokémon Snap is good but god damn, of all the things to bring back from the OG game they really chose backtracking and permanent upgrades? Those are two of my biggest gaming pet peeves.
That new Scooby/Courage crossover has got me thinking about how D2V movies would be the perfect way for CN (and Nick) to revive and reintroduce their 90s and 2000s characters. That way they're not stealing talent or airtime from new concepts, and thanks to both, infrequent releases and longer lengths, concept burnout will come much slower than if they were to make a weekly series while burdened with the task of not repeating concepts from the original series.
If you're part of a younger generation and never heard of Nintendogs it must be super weird to see a realistic dog come out of the Assist Trophy and take up the entire screen.
Sometimes I wonder what fans of the original, gritty, bloody Ninja Turtles comics thought when the characters were lightened down for Saturday mornings.
I still wish Dream Land GB ended up being a crossover between multiple Game Boy games like the POTD said it would.
Here's a list of games and levels I'd include:
Super Mario Land: Muda
Pokémon Red and Blue: Battle
Kirby's Dream Land: Castle Lololo
Wario Land: Rice Beach
Mole Mania: Beach
Metroid 2: Surface
Link's Awakening: Wind Fish
My attempt at envisioning a stage list from a version of SSBU where new stages are prioritised. the Pokémon Stadiums and the Flat Zones are both merged.
There are many things I desire to be known as when I get into indie game development, but the highest is "that one indie dev who's extremely adament his characters should never ever be in Smash Bros."
If you ever see my game's star, Daniel, in a Smash trailer - expect it to be a fake-out for a character nobody asked for.
Yes, my planned gamedev name is a Simpsons reference.
Why do people compare Sonic to Dragon Ball? Like yeah, they have blonde, over-gelled super forms but that's about it when it comes to the similarities. One's an environmentalist fable about super-cool wisecracking furries saving innocent animals from being made into robot slaves, the other is an action-packed epic about morally dubious super-humans fighting to see who's the strongest and saving the universe along the way.
I wouldn't be as opposed to Shadow as I am if we got Tails first, and I'd be completely indifferent on him if Tails, Knux, and Eggman were already in.
This is a hot take, but I honestly feel Pokémon doesn't have enough Smash fighters, and what is there is seriously lacking in variety.
Considering that the Amico's main selling point is that it only allows E and E10+ games, Earthworm Jim is a weird choice for a "killer app" as, while not exactly on the level of Conker or even Gex, Jim was known for innuendoes, gross-out, and having scuffles with Nintendo's censors - and his creator is somewhat notorious for opposing quote-unquote "SJW censorship".
Between this, Bad Piggies 2, and Reloaded I think we're in for an Angry Birds renaissance!
A letter to our fans - Rovio
www.rovio.com
Film: is about two characters of the same gender sharing a secret
Clickbait content farms: "IS THIS FILM GAY????"
I say this a lot and it's probably getting super annoying to hear about from me every 5 seconds, but seriously: why do we never discuss Paula as a potential echo candidate? She is absolute perfect echo material - same body shape, different silhouette, same powers, and comes from a series that probably should be represented more but not to the point of a completely new third fighter.
DK's stage representation in Smash is so weird to me - jungles are only really that heavily featured in 3 of the main DK platformers (DKC, DK64, and DKCR), yet they take up all but one of DK's stages. Why not use the crystal mines? the neon pirate theme park? the bramble maze in the sky? the balloon-filled lava cavern? the pirate ship's stormy mainbrace? the giant beehive? and those are from one game alone! DK is a series that lives and dies on atmosphere so having every DK stage be in a jungle and a majority of the music be either jazzy jungle music or a boss theme makes them seem more like a representation of Donkey Kong merchandise than Donkey Kong itself.
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