Since porting mobile games to the Switch is the hip new thing, may I remind everyone you still can't play this without selling your soul (code for $49.99 a year) to the devil
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The virgin vegan meat substitute vs. the chad lab-grown cultured meat.
I wonder where Hashtag Jameson is today.
Did you know that Wendy, mascot of Wendy's, has a last name?
Deimhoztarizuz. It's a Jewish name.
Other kids playing Rollercoaster Tycoon:
"I'm gonna build the best park ever!"
"I'm gonna build a deathtrap!"
7-year old me playing Rollercoaster Tycoon:
"Remember that one episode of SpongeBob with the Mitten?"
Disney World: Everything Disney owns
Universal: Everything Disney doesn't own
Both halves of the entertainment industry, packed neatly into a single city!
If Smash was to introduce a completely new character, I'd rather they be someone who can fit into and be added into future instalments of an existing series. Well technically Roy was that but still
It's so hilarious how even in the information age where people will go to extreme lengths to find out trivial, weird facts for laughs, nobody knows where this sound came from.
Doc, can we stop at?
We havein 2015, Marty
in 2015:
A Smash Bros. cinematic universe sounds fun on paper, but once you actually think about it, it becomes a trainwreck waiting to happen. Marvel and DC had the benefit of all their properties sharing underlying themes and already existing within a shared universe... there's no possible way you could create a consistent universe with an overlying plot between these characters without some Pixar Theory-level stretching:
I've been saying for a while now that the fighters passes should've been sorted into themes. Here's my attempt at visualising that concept.
"Why don't you want a Japanese character in your Japanese game?"
Why don't you want a platformer character in your platform fighter?
I looked at the rosters for the major Smash fangames (Flash 2, PMEX Remix, 64 Remix, Crusade) and found the most recurrant character was a draw between Waluigi, Bomberman, and Tails.
I really hope the rumoured DK 3D platformer is linear like DK64 was originally going to be.
Now I think about it, the reaction to the fighters passes is the perfect argument against making a crossover with no underlying theme shared between all characters.
If I'm to be perfectly honest I would've prefered no DLC at all over how the fighters passes turned out. The only things of value in it were Banjo, Steve, Sephiroth, and the KOF Stadium.
The idea that being a "contributing member of society" determines your worth is the sort of thing you'd expect a one-dimensional comic book supervillain to say to justify a murder, yet we've been told it so much we don't question it.
I had a dream where there was a cancelled Peppa Pig GBC game, and the death animation was Peppa's body consuming itself until she was nothing more than a pink rectangle the size of a chocolate bar, and the game over screen was Mummy and Daddy Pig just looking at the Peppa-bar on the ground while a single tear comes out of their eyes.
"So, Sakurai-san, I've checked around the fan forums and people want less anime-esque characters and more cartoony characters."
"OK..."
SML Movie: Bowsette!
- Supposedly caused a divorce
- Prevented KaBlam from being rereleased for a decade
- Constantly having violent revenge fantasies
- Gave millions of children nightmares
- Likes Digimon better than Pokémon
Anti-Heroes Actually... Trying too hard to be... Cool 
Funny 
Nope, I'm not gonna stop making these charts any time soon.
I don't know how tierlist.com and tiermaker.com have the exact same frustrating bugs.
Voiced by women British American Named Dennis the Menace Mild inconveniece 
Has a bad live-action movie Commits felonies 
Eyes partially covered by nose Debuted on March 12 1951 Striped shirt Had Phil Hartman on his show Watches a ficticious cartoon with gross-out humour
So, is it scientifically proven that every edgy teenager who joked about 9/11 and drinking bleach in the mid 2010s has grown up to either be a furry, communist, or weeaboo?
2008: Milhouse is not a meme
2021: Literally every line uttered and facial expression made on The Simpsons between seasons 2 and 8 is a meme.
If your favourite superhero is Danny the Street, Big Bertha, or Matter-Eater Lad, you don't care about superheroes, just top 10 clickbait listicles about weird comic characters.
Seinfeld: Into the Seinderverse.
Spoiler for the new Smash Remix update
I am NOT AT ALL glad I grew up with this, Why did 6 year old me like this trash? What was in that Spar-brand cherry lemonade?
Ahh, that's more like it.
Vector and Espio are the only Sonic characters from the classic era I can say completely confidently I like the modern designs of better.
Seeing the new generation of teens be nostalgic about Skylanders is so weird when at the time I was very slightly older and highly skeptical of the toyetic nature of the Skylanders concept and thought of it as an insult to the Spyro character.
Imagine what Minecraft/PewDiePie kids will think when Fortnite becomes nostalgic...
Imagine if memes, as we know them today, existed in the 80s
Aliens Friendly Malicious Carnivorous 
Herbivorous 
It was so surprising to me when I found out these shows didn't share any staff - they're so similar in certain regards it's almost surreal.
5-year old: "I love Mario games!"
Me: "OK, then who is this?"
5-year old: "Uuhhhh.... Gossamer?"
Me:
I refuse to believe the guy who did the Jimmy Neutron hidden anal video made character designs for a cancelled kid-friendly girl-centric Mortal Kombat cartoon that's title is a pun on a US government drug conspiracy.
Rapping dogs White Black Literal 
Metaphorical 
Constant murder and killing Taken seriously Treated as a joke Furries 
Humans 
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