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Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2021

Wow, you're finally awake! You should've checked if the chocolate bath was full before diving in!

Huh? Cannibalism? Bambi for PS2? Dr. Phil? Scott's home early? What are you talking about? It's a great day to be an M&M, the milk chocolate that melts in your mouth and not in your hands!

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2021

Damn, I know The Simpsons is a bit more adult than most of the stuff on Disney+ but this is a little extreme, eh?

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2021

Ahh yes, Oscar nominated movies

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2021

Mum, can we get

?
We have

at home
The

at home:

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2021

Mum, can we stop to get

?
We have

at home.

at home:

Be grateful for your

, there are children starving in Africa!
The children starving in Africa's

:

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2021

Mum, can we stop to get

?
We have

at home
The

at home:

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2021

Mama-mia, you're finally awake! Shouldn't have underestimated-a-Jigglypuff I say!

What's this? Leaks? Wavedashing? Assist Trophies? Side B's? SONIC? Don't be a silly willy! Let's duke it out on Yoshi's Island!

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2021

WISE FWOM YOUR GWABE!

NFTs? The Yakuza? Fast hedgehogs? Going third party? What are you talking about? Let's play some Columns - you can't do that on Pretendo!

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2021

Gee wiz, you're finally awake! I must've overloaded the slime tanks!

A sponge frycook? Alien invaders? Fairy godparents? Elemental warfare? What are you talking about? A brand new Rocko episode is premiering in a few minutes - be there or be square!

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2021

WHO WOULD WIN?

Tengu

Ten goose

Ten goo

Tongue, ew.

Teen Gru

Tank poo

Tang zoo

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2021

Ahoy there encounters, that's how you say hello! There's a Pokémon song starting soon at the Gentlemon's Club, you can watch another musical by clicking these videos down here! Ooh, that's a good one! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss any songs, gotta catch 'em all - I'm reading this from the script. Oops, the show's about to start! Like it if you liked it, share it if you loved it, and Facebook if you... Facebook.

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2021

Wow, you're finally awake! That construction accident must've hurt!

Mushroom people? A space goddess? Dinosaurs? What are you talking about? Let's go nail that Donkey Kong!

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2021

A die-hard Nintendo fan wakes up from a coma after 6 years.

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2021

You've seen Among Us

and Among Uk

now get ready for...

AMONG AU

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2021

In the 2000s, the BBC created two sets of Minion-esque characters for their children's channels, both known as "the bugs"

Pictured on left, the bugs of CBBC, the 7-and-up brand. Pictured on right, the bugs of CBeebies, the 6-and-under brand

Fitting for their respective target audiences, the CBBC bugs were violent, while the CBeebies bugs are passive

Notice the fluctuating tense - the CBBC bugs faded away and have been swapped out for design after design, whereas the CBeebies bugs and their respective logo have lingered to this day.

My personal theory? The CBBC bugs were hypercannibalistic beasts that hunted themselves to extinction, leaving the herbivorous CBeebies bugs with no predators to speak of, allowing them to thrive and evolve, but threatening the BBC ecosystem in the process - notice how the CBeebies bugs idents have grown slowly industrialised over time due to the decreased influence of the more animalistic CBBC bugs

What the hell am I talking about none of this makes sense at all they're ****ing logos - in fact this can be disproven by the logos themselves THE CBBC BUGS ALSO HAD MODERN ARCHETECHTURE

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2021

Smash needs more objectively repugnant characters. Wario and K. Rool are not enough.

MARIO: Cookatiel

DONKEY KONG: Troff

YOSHI: Lunge Fish

WARIO: Rudy the Clown

ZELDA: Zill

METROID: Mother Brain

KIRBY: Dashing Super Guy

STARFOX: Pigma

POKEMON: Bruxish

EARTHBOUND: Master Belch

F-ZERO: Draq

ICE CLIMBER: Arcade Flyer Ice Climbers

FIRE EMBLEM: the guy who started the Hoes Mad meme

GAME AND WATCH: Ziggy Mazeman

KID ICARUS: Medusa

PIKMIN: Titan Dweevil

ROB: Smick

ANIMAL CROSSING: Barold

WII FIT: The Weight-Loss Industry

PUNCH OUT: Literally any character from Power Punch 2

XENOBLADE: It's impossibly to top Pyra in repugnancy

DUCK HUNT: Goblin thing from Gumshoe

SPLATOON: Murch

ARMS: ARMS for the Nintendo Switch

METAL GEAR: Higharolla Kockamamie

SONIC: King Boom Boo

MEGA MAN: Sheep Man as seen by someone who thought his eyes were teeth

PAC-MAN: Erwin

STREET FIGHTER: Rainbow Mika

FINAL FANTASY: Queen Brahne

BAYONETTA: Iustitia

CASTLEVANIA: Evil Force

PERSONA: This horrible shade of red

DRAGON QUEST: Carver

BANJO-KAZOOIE: Gruntilda

FATAL FURY: Choi Bounge

MINECRAFT: Notch

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2021

Nintendo, can we get

?
We have

on NSO
The

on NSO:

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2021

Let's settle this non-existant debate once and for all

Geno is...

Vote Now! [Scrimblo Bimblo, the lovable Scrunko] [Popular McJRPGGuy]

www.strawpoll.me

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2021

"MUHAHAHA! YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME, LITERALISM MAN!"
Homonym Man proceeds to set off a flamethrower
Literalism Man:

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2021

OH MY GOD! I gotta stop what I'm doing! The picture of Garnet from Steven Universe™️ holding a sign condemning me using ableist slurs and not logical reasoning has set me straight!

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2021

EarthBound:

EarthBound fan art:

Mother 3:

Mother 3 fan art:

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2021

Me and a friend on another site have been brainstorming a fake game - a very uh... peculiar fake game to say the least.

For my version of the roster, I had a bit of a dialema - I've always disliked how art in the stuff I'm into is so female-centric, but my roster is also mostly female!

How do I fix this? Simple: turn most of the conventionally attractive tall adult women into men. You may call it "isolating the main target audience if this game was to somehow exist" - but I also call it "isolating the main target audience if this game was to somehow exist"! That leaves me with a perfect 18-to-18 gender split.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2021

COOL PACMAN FACTS

Upon its initial release in Japan, Pac-Man was called Puck-Man. They changed this to Pac-Man in fears the arcade machines would be vandalised to say "UK-Man", which would make small children scared of losing their teeth
Pac-In-Time is a reskin of an Amiga game named after the reaction to Lola Bunny's redesign in Space Jam: A New Legacy
Years after the 1981 top 10 hit album Pac-Man Fever, one hit wonders Buckner & Garcia tried their hands at more video game-related songs. Legal issues prevented Bomb Jack 2 Bop, EarthBound Boogie, and Sonic 3K Out among others from ever seeing the light of day.
When Google celebrated the 30th anniversary of Pac-Man in 2010 with a special interactive Google Doodle, it cost the United States of America's economy $120M in productivity. Good.
Ms. Pac-Man was originally concieved as a bootleg expansion for Pac-Man titled Crazy Otto, before becoming offically sanctioned by Midway as a sequel to Pac-Man starring a gender-swapped version of the main protagonist. Out of a job and missing out on any royalties from the arcade megahit, Otto would unsuccessfully attempt suicide and leave the gaming industry. He now works as a school bus driver in the town of Springfield, struggling with drug addiction but still trying his hardest to make ends meet
There was a cancelled Pac-Man game planned for 1983 called Count Pacula in which the player, a vampire Pac-Man, would try to transform the Pac-Man characters into vampires and turn them against their family. This was cancelled after the developer who pitched the idea was found hoarding human body parts in his freezer.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2021

Yes, this is official artwork.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2021

Sans needs to get his retinoblastoma problem sorted out.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2021

Synthwave is the gateway drug:

Then you go on to harder stuff, like Vaporwave

Then you slip further down the slope, into Anime Vaporwave

Many aesthetics later, your social life is in ruin beyond repair as you try to convince people this is cool:

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2021

IMAGINE ONLY HAVING 6 2D PLATFORMERS

This post made by PlayStation gang.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2021

One of my biggest fears for my future game project is people will think the "co-oops" multiplayer mode was inspired by Super Mario Galaxy 2 when it was actually inspired by Bubsy 3D

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2021

This has to be the most cursed Yoshi render since the pink Yoshi with visible teeth from Story.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2021

I would not be opposed to this.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2021

GOOGLE. GOOGLE. GOOGLE. WHEN I SEARCH DOUBLE 8 I AM LOOKING FOR 16, NOT A CHINESE TAKEAWAY

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2021

dogs.

cheese.

cows.

monkeys.

Sheen.

funky.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2021

OK MR. CHAPEK TELL ME WHY MOWGLI ISN'T IN TALESPIN AND NOBODY GETS HURT - "I DIDN'T WORK AT THIS COMPANY WHEN TALESPIN WAS MADE" WILL NOT CUT IT!

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2021

I'd love to do a Smashboards Creates CTR thread, but I have three of these things, and the only one to surpass 1 page hasn't been posted on in about 2 days.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2021

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I GET TO CHOOSE THE MOVIE

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2021

In the long run, good marketing usually leaves a worse effect on a game's reputation than bad marketing. We can just laugh off Yoshi's Island being advertised with a guy dying through over-eating or Kirby shooting a ballistic missile at a cat, but people assuming Sonic is supposed to run at hyperspeed as soon as you flick a button or the goal of Pokemon is to get every single creature will linger for the rest of these series' existences.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2021

I'm trying to list all the pre-internet memes. Here goes:

Kilroy was here
Cool S
No more purple dinosaur
518008
Luke, I am your father
I've fallen and I can't get up
ICUP

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2021

Incineroar > every single character in the Grinch Leak.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2021

I got this ad for a thing called Monster Math, some kids' educational thing, and half way through the ad went from near-Disney renaissance quality animation to literal storyboards.

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2021

Apparently the blue CGI alien from Eiffel 65's "Blue" music video has a name. AND LORE. AND A SONG CREDITED TO HIM

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