Wario Wario Wario

If I'm to be perfectly honest I would've prefered no DLC at all over how the fighters passes turned out. The only things of value in it were Banjo, Steve, Sephiroth, and the KOF Stadium.

I had a dream where there was a cancelled Peppa Pig GBC game, and the death animation was Peppa's body consuming itself until she was nothing more than a pink rectangle the size of a chocolate bar, and the game over screen was Mummy and Daddy Pig just looking at the Peppa-bar on the ground while a single tear comes out of their eyes.

"So, Sakurai-san, I've checked around the fan forums and people want less anime-esque characters and more cartoony characters."
"OK..."

SML Movie: Bowsette!

• Supposedly caused a divorce
• Prevented KaBlam from being rereleased for a decade
• Constantly having violent revenge fantasies
• Gave millions of children nightmares
• Likes Digimon better than Pokémon

Pure evil incarnate.

Nope, I'm not gonna stop making these charts any time soon.

I don't know how tierlist.com and tiermaker.com have the exact same frustrating bugs.

So, is it scientifically proven that every edgy teenager who joked about 9/11 and drinking bleach in the mid 2010s has grown up to either be a furry, communist, or weeaboo?

2008: Milhouse is not a meme
2021: Literally every line uttered and facial expression made on The Simpsons between seasons 2 and 8 is a meme.

If your favourite superhero is Danny the Street, Big Bertha, or Matter-Eater Lad, you don't care about superheroes, just top 10 clickbait listicles about weird comic characters.

Seinfeld: Into the Seinderverse.

Spoiler for the new Smash Remix update

I am NOT AT ALL glad I grew up with this, Why did 6 year old me like this trash? What was in that Spar-brand cherry lemonade?


Ahh, that's more like it.

Vector and Espio are the only Sonic characters from the classic era I can say completely confidently I like the modern designs of better.

Seeing the new generation of teens be nostalgic about Skylanders is so weird when at the time I was very slightly older and highly skeptical of the toyetic nature of the Skylanders concept and thought of it as an insult to the Spyro character.

Imagine what Minecraft/PewDiePie kids will think when Fortnite becomes nostalgic...

Imagine if memes, as we know them today, existed in the 80s

It was so surprising to me when I found out these shows didn't share any staff - they're so similar in certain regards it's almost surreal.

5-year old: "I love Mario games!"
Me: "OK, then who is this?"
5-year old: "Uuhhhh.... Gossamer?"
Me:

I refuse to believe the guy who did the Jimmy Neutron hidden anal video made character designs for a cancelled kid-friendly girl-centric Mortal Kombat cartoon that's title is a pun on a US government drug conspiracy.

Wow, you're finally awake! You should've checked if the chocolate bath was full before diving in!
Huh? Cannibalism? Bambi for PS2? Dr. Phil? Scott's home early? What are you talking about? It's a great day to be an M&M, the milk chocolate that melts in your mouth and not in your hands!

Damn, I know The Simpsons is a bit more adult than most of the stuff on Disney+ but this is a little extreme, eh?

Ahh yes, Oscar nominated movies

Mum, can we get ?
We have at home
The at home:

Mum, can we stop to get ?
We have at home.
at home:

Be grateful for your , there are children starving in Africa!
The children starving in Africa's :

Mum, can we stop to get ?
We have at home
The at home:

Mama-mia, you're finally awake! Shouldn't have underestimated-a-Jigglypuff I say!

What's this? Leaks? Wavedashing? Assist Trophies? Side B's? SONIC? Don't be a silly willy! Let's duke it out on Yoshi's Island!

WISE FWOM YOUR GWABE!

NFTs? The Yakuza? Fast hedgehogs? Going third party? What are you talking about? Let's play some Columns - you can't do that on Pretendo!

Gee wiz, you're finally awake! I must've overloaded the slime tanks!

A sponge frycook? Alien invaders? Fairy godparents? Elemental warfare? What are you talking about? A brand new Rocko episode is premiering in a few minutes - be there or be square!

WHO WOULD WIN?

Tengu


Ten goose


Ten goo


Tongue, ew.


Teen Gru


Tank poo


Tang zoo

Ahoy there encounters, that's how you say hello! There's a Pokémon song starting soon at the Gentlemon's Club, you can watch another musical by clicking these videos down here! Ooh, that's a good one! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss any songs, gotta catch 'em all - I'm reading this from the script. Oops, the show's about to start! Like it if you liked it, share it if you loved it, and Facebook if you... Facebook.

Wow, you're finally awake! That construction accident must've hurt!

Mushroom people? A space goddess? Dinosaurs? What are you talking about? Let's go nail that Donkey Kong!

A die-hard Nintendo fan wakes up from a coma after 6 years.

You've seen Among Us

and Among Uk

now get ready for...

AMONG AU

In the 2000s, the BBC created two sets of Minion-esque characters for their children's channels, both known as "the bugs"

Pictured on left, the bugs of CBBC, the 7-and-up brand. Pictured on right, the bugs of CBeebies, the 6-and-under brand

Fitting for their respective target audiences, the CBBC bugs were violent, while the CBeebies bugs are passive

Notice the fluctuating tense - the CBBC bugs faded away and have been swapped out for design after design, whereas the CBeebies bugs and their respective logo have lingered to this day.

My personal theory? The CBBC bugs were hypercannibalistic beasts that hunted themselves to extinction, leaving the herbivorous CBeebies bugs with no predators to speak of, allowing them to thrive and evolve, but threatening the BBC ecosystem in the process - notice how the CBeebies bugs idents have grown slowly industrialised over time due to the decreased influence of the more animalistic CBBC bugs


What the hell am I talking about none of this makes sense at all they're ****ing logos - in fact this can be disproven by the logos themselves THE CBBC BUGS ALSO HAD MODERN ARCHETECHTURE