THE PLAYSTATION MOVE SUIT STAYS ON DURING REPR*DUCTION
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Master Chief
Banjo and Kazooie
Clippit
Conker
Voodoo Vince
Rash (Battletoads)
Stubbs the Zombie
Cuphead
Ori
1964 Jaguar Lightweight E-Type (Forza)
Blinx the Time Sweeper
Razputin
Steve
Vault Boy
Doomguy
Hero of Oakville
Ms. ‘Splosion Man
Lucky
Lara Croft
Pirate (Sea of Thieves)
Finally, I have become lung cancer 90s CGI capitalist Sonic once more.
Balan Wonderworld's ending has no subtitles. The localisation team was too lazy to even be lazy properly.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Gold the first WarioWare game to acknowledge Pokemon - albeit indirectly - through the N64 souvineer having the Hey You Pikachu microphone?
Ahh yes, my favourite anime characters
Kid Icarus Uprising is so uncomfortable to play on a 2DS, it needs a remake for the sole purpose of being able to play with a huge-ass handheld Switch.
It feels kinda like KIU was designed for gyro controls but they realised at the last second how unreliable they are.
Also that "offerings" mode is creepy as all hell.
The greatest April Fools prank of all time will forever be the time Cartoon Network reran the same terrible cartoon for 12 hours non-stop and created a whole lore around why they were playing it, revealing it bit by bit throughout the day.
Dragging balls sounds like an uncomfortable, painful condition to have.
My reaction to this was one of geniune horror.
WarioWare Gold is the first game I've ever beaten in one sitting. I'll probably try to go for 100% too - great game. Absolutely worth the price in spite of its pitifully short length.
I know I go on about this a lot, but it is legitimately insane people think Rare would be better off with Nintendo than Microsoft.
One of these was $30 at launch and the other one was $60 at launch. One of these contained behind the scenes bonuses - some of which revealed new details about long cancelled games, multiple at-the-time previous gen retail games, extremely expensive old games, an expressive themed menu with brand new music, and achivements; while the other contained only a soundtrack, increased aspect ratio and FPS for some games, and the option to remove motion controls. Can you guess which one's which?
My Dragon Ball icon is an Ayy Lmao alien it seems.
Dev Explains Why Nintendo Made Mario's Anniversary Games Limited-Time
"manufactured FOMO helps them get those sales"www.nintendolife.com
Xbox Says It's "More Important Than Ever" To Preserve Gaming Icons And Classics
You hear that, Nintendo?
Assert dominance (Mario render by NoobyYT)
Now that Mario is gone, I propose we make Nintendo's new mascot Muddy Mole
Somehow someone got a YouTube premier as an ad, so you have to keep reloading until it's gone.
This is literally the only good character design in Yooka Laylee, and he's a walking - er, slithering - penis joke
Decided to rank my favourite GBA games.
There are a few GBA games I want to try at some point: Sabre Wulf, the Crash games, and WarioWare Twisted pop to mind. I should note I haven't properly played Mother 3, but it's not really a "game play game" so it's being judged by plot alone.
"It's gonna be the very best"
said Tajiri on one day
inspired by bug catching roots
and some game about mums!
Countless hours, blood sweat and tears
Coding far and wide
Each line of code to add on to
The super long bug list!
MISSINGNO!
Got too amibitous!
Don't blame the team
We know it's inevit'ble!
MISSINGNO!
Oh, illusion broke
And the game's already gold!
MISSINGNO!
Faulty lines of code!
A sea so blue
QA tests just let it through!
Is it just Kangaskhan's son?
MISSINGNO!
Faulty lines of code!
Got too amibtious!
One Master Ball in the game
The GDD dictates
But this L-shaped accident
Is giving 'em away!
The magazines have figured out
Ruining our dream
Nintendo Power under control
Propaganda they shall make!
MISSINGNO!
Will corrupt your save!
A blatant lie
But at least we'll still get work!
MISSINGNO!
This guy could cost our jobs
No professionalism!
MISSINGNO!
Million copies sold
Everybody knows by now
How will we fund our games now?
The drill girl and elephant
DOWN THE FLUSH!
Our lives suck right now! x 5
THEY LIKE IT!
Begging for much more!
Well kids are dumb
They'll eat anything right up
ADULTS TOO!
Maybe this is good
and we're too self-critical
MISSINGNO!
Noone cares each way
A game so good
glitches can just be ignored!
Hope our next IP's a hit
GOT BUDGET!
To make big new games!
Gotta catch 'em all!
POKEMON!
This is a CRIME:
-Stubbs the Zombie
-BFBB
-Cel Damage
-Crash Nitro Kart
-Destroy all Humans
-KOF '03
-KOF '02
-Lego Star Wars
-Lego Star Wars Original Trilogy
-Jedi Academy
-Jedi Outcast
-Ty
-Ty 2
Including remakes and multiplat games but excluding games-that-were-already-vintage-at-the-time, the Switch has more OG Xbox games than Game Boy games...
and not a single one is called Rayman M!
SPONGEBOB WILL BECOME REAL IN 5 MILLION YEARS
Single-celled plankton evolves tiny, human-like eye
The eye is so complex that researchers originally thought it had come from an animal that the plankton had eatenwww.telegraph.co.uk
Look on the bright side of this whole Mario execution thing, they're also delisting an FE game, so that means:
ANIME SWORDFIGHTERS ARE GONE!
I really don't get the "Sonic 06 had good ideas"/"Sonic 06 would've been good if given time" narriative - and keep in mind, I say the very same thing about Bubsy 3D.
Banjo-Kazooie Nuts and Bolts is bad Piggies in 3D and Microsoft is responsible for publishing the game
Banjo was better off with Nintendo by pure coincidence as internal interest in collectathons at Rare was decreasing at the time of the buyout and Rare will never return to their golden age of platformers due to little devotion to the genre remaining interally but are still putting out classic games, though most of their retro Nintendo fans would likely not have a chance play said games all thanks to Microsoft
Nobody:
Fan made Pokemon remake titles:
Pokemon Crepuscule Black and Scintillated White
Pokemon Xenodochial X and Yauld Y
Pokemon Phosphorescent Sun and Caliginous Moon
Pokemon Mucronate Sword and Luciform Shield
Google: "We will do all we can to scrub dangerous propaganda from our platforms"
Also Google:
Ranked the Wario games. I was going to spell ranked with a W, but that sounds very unfortunate if you're Bri'ish,
Happy Appy is supposed to be intentionally bad but even then it's one of the better creepypastas as a whole.
Ah yes, the many names for a 3D square: cube, box, station 2
Looking at SSE's OC enemies makes me really glad Smash uses existing characters. Sure, some look cool but a whole game filled with Ricky Gervais Flanimals rejects like these would never take off:
Can't believe Game Freak still haven't made Ms. Mime, Mewthree, Fastpoke, and FoundYes.
more like boring blunderworld amirite
I had a weird dream where I got tiny air-breathing pet lobsters and they started cannibalising each other.
T-pose on him, reboot gang
It's funny to me that the names "Dexter" and "Chuckie" have both been given to a muderous, ginger horror icon and a beloved, ginger 90s children's comedy character by pure coincidence.
I like the idea of Funky Kong and Dixie Kong as a stance fighter that consists of semi-clones of Donkey and Diddy - albeit moslty because I want to see some cute victory animations with Funky being a cool big uncle-in-law to Dixie.
"What logo animation should we use to represent our game studio?"
"How about a baby getting devoured by shadow demons?"
"No, we can't do tha-"
"Too late, I already painstakingly sprited the whole thing"
Crashboards, lag, AND an accidental double post. Three hit combo.
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