Geno? More like "gee, no!"
Isaac? More like "I suck!"
Waluigi? More like "waaaa, you meanie!"
Crash Bandicoot? More like "crap, bad and uncool!"
Sora? More like "saw a bad request!"
Dr. Eggman? More like "dog turd egg sucker!"
Lloyd? More like "void of good ideas!"
Sans? More like "sans creativity!"
Hollow Knight? More like "hollow brain!"
Master Chief? More like "disaster chief!"
Doomguy? More like "whom and why?"
Agumon? More like "ugh, you con!"
Porky Minch? More like "dorky makes me flinch!"
Mai Shiranui? More like "this is actually an objectively terrible request, stop it."
Bandana Dee? More like "over-ripe banana, EEE!"
Tetrominos? More like "Tetro-minor appeal!"
Tails the Fox? More like "fails the test!"
Decidueye? More like "decide to die!" - what do you mean too dark? People are so soft nowadays...
Shovel Knight? More like "shove it, tyke!"
Ashley? More like "Robin rehashley!"
Krystal? More like "Bartholin's cystal!"
Heavy? More like "heavily disappointed!"
Dante? More like "how about you don't, ey?"
Cranky Kong? More like "a good choice at long last!"
Note: Cranky Kong's joke about Rayman was cut. He grew up in the 50s, he unfortunately holds some very outdated views.