I had a dream where I went to see Chicken Run 2 - except it wasn't Chicken Run 2. It was a depressing, Shakespearian tragedy that just so happened to star Ginger and Rocky.
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ahh yes nothing makes me want fried chicken more than a dating simulator starring a sexualised character bearing the likeness of a decades-deceased businessman
ahh yes nothing makes me want pizza more than a goblin in a skin tight bunny suit who hates pizza
ahh yes nothing makes me want to replace my tires more than a morbidly obese alcoholic white guy
ahh yes nothing makes me want a delicious hamburger more than a clown who is best friends with a convicted felon
ahh yes nothing makes me want to prevent crime more than a shady dog in a trenchcoat who sounds like he chainsmokes
ahh yes nothing makes me want chocolate cereal more than a mentally insane bird
ahh yes nothing makes me want to play exciting video games more than a middle aged plumber who speaks like a baby
ahh yes nothing makes me want to watch some exciting sports more than
"Wait, I don't remember setting my video quality to 60FP-oh, it's just sped up footage."
I love that the entire beef soup takeaway industry of Vietnam collectively bootlegs the Laughing Cow cheese logo.
There's a well known story of Mario 64 being heavily inspired by prototypes of Croc: Legend of the Gobbos. I wouldn't be surprised if the Mario 64 dev team had also seen prototypes of Bubsy 3D, the game has a lot of elements of what we now call collectathons, and the multiplayer mode is virtually identical to Mario Galaxy 2's.
Vampires could really lose their bad rep if they just started picking their noses more. Frequent nose bleeds means frequent blood without the need to brutally assault people.
I saw this really dumb ironic meme that called the AVGN just "the Angry Nerd" and I've been calling him that since.
Link to the video (swearing)
Coco's design in Crash on the Run looks like one of those "what if Disney princesses looked like real people?" fan edits.
I don't get the point of the weird 3D effect on the Duck Hunt stage. I do love the 4:3 design though.
The amount of banned and censored Pingu episodes is staggering. Most cartoons have one or two banned episodes, Pingu has 8.
I don't get why you need a phone number to download iPad apps - are they worried about robots downloading apps?
I had a go at remaking Smash rosters across time. If I made Smash it'd likely be nowhere near as popular as it is today.
SMASH 64:
Starter:
Mario
DK
Link
Samus
Yoshi
Kirby
Wario
Pikachu
Unlockable:
Samus
Ness
Duck Hunt
Muddy Mole
MELEE
Starter:
Bowser
Peach
Zelda
King Dedede
Diddy Kong
Unlockable:
Mewtwo
Little Mac
Mr. Game and Watch
Unlockable clones:
Luigi
Pichu
Paula
Falco
Daisy
Glass Joe
BRAWL
Starter:
King Dedede
Onix
Villager
Jill & Drill Dozer
Tingle
Olimar
R.O.B.
Marth
Mii Brawler
Mii Swordfighter
Mii Gunner
Starter clone:
Lucas
Unlockable:
Sonic
Pac-Man
King K. Rool
Ridley
Unlockable clones:
Kaptain K. Rool
Toon Link
3DS/WII U:
Starter:
Tails
Steve (Minecraft)
Bowser Jr.
Waluigi
Genesect
Excitebiker
Pit
Wii Fit Trainer
Ghirahim
Ganon
Unlockable:
Robin
The Stork (Yoshi)
Unlockable clones:
Ms. Pac-Man
Lucina
DLC:
Crash Bandicoot
Ryu (Street Fighter)
Inkling
Cloud
ULTIMATE:
Base:
Ashley (WarioWare)
Andross
Jeff (EarthBound)
Incineroar
Doomguy
Clones:
Kamek (Ashley)
Lloyd (Jeff)
Octoling
Dark Pit
Ken
Dark Samus
DLC:
Banjo-Kazooie
Hero (Dragon Quest)
Dr. Eggman
PaRappa the Rapper
CJ (GTA)
Clippit (Windows)
Snake
Sephiroth
Dingodile
Dixie Kong
Cuphead
Space Invader
Fun quiz time!
1. One half of 90s cartoon duo: ___ and Stimpy
2. 4th letter of the alphabet: A, B, C, _, E
3. Initials of famous superhero: _ron _an
4. Picture you put on a wall: ______
5. 2000s McDonald's toy by Zizzle: __
6. Wikipedia is not a reliable ______
I have a habit of making posts and comments that subtly imply puns, but people just end up thinking I'm either being Random XD or telling a completely different joke.
I wish they had Lemmings on Switch.
It's surreal that teachers wonder why students, especially those with special needs, don't give eye contact when they put signs with full-on poetry and book excerpts on their classroom walls.
I wonder if the recent Evo buyout would make it easier for Nintendo to get a PS rep in Smash... I'd love that, especially if it were PaRappa.
If we get a proper indie rep in Smash, they should be a super obscure character given the whole point of the indie scene is to give attention to the little guys.
Me: Googles "Vocal Lifelight remix without autotune"
I think Ms. Pac-Man would work better as a semi-clone so she could get her unique fruit, but I'd be happy with her as an alt or echo. You could also make a case for Ms. Pac-Man as a fully unique fighter or Luigi/Isabelle type clone.
I've been watching videos of alligators casually strolling across golf courses. I propose that instead of making him playable, King K. Rool should be a cameo in Mario Golf where he just walks across the map and nobody in-game notices or acknowledges him,
If you're in the mood to be utterly horrified today, Google "how did the Annie newspaper comic end"
Wonder why they left that out of the musical.
I see a lot of people list Simon with the "requested characters who got in", but to be frank I don't remember seeing anyone request Simon before Vergeben's leak.
Normalise 8-directional movement in 3D platformers.
As a fan of mascot platformers I often scoff at anime-esque JRPG protagonists as "indistinguishable", but now I think about it...
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I'm a hypocrite./s
When Steve was revealed, a lot of people joked about how embarassing it must be in-universe to be beaten in a fight by some bearded guy in a blue shirt named Steve, which is fair, but let's not forget that Pikachu is a random wild prey animal, and Pichu is a random wild baby prey animal. They're literally just non-specific creatures you could find in a bush outside your house.
I always thought "Metagame" meant "the game within the game", but no it means "Most Effective Tactic Avaliable". Huh.
The New Shmoo
The Old Shmold
The Recent Schmecent
The Ancient Shmancient
The Upcoming Shmupcoming
There's a few characters I don't want in Smash because of their potential playstyle. The biggest culprit is Klonoa: a cargo version of Byleth's up B acompanied by a screech of "WaHoO!" is infuriating to think about.
I'm so glad people finally appreciate the genius of the Looney Tunes sitcom. I loved the episode where they get arrested for littering and just tried to enjoy jail life, then escape once they finally snap.
Just found out there's a Moses episode of Kirby: Right Back At Ya.
If something extremely specificly described yet also insignificant and vague shows up in a Google autofill, it's probably Amogus.
I find the idea of things, be it vaccines; gay people; meat; so on, being bad because they're "unnatural" hilarious - cars; houses; baths; ovens; the internet; TV; all of those sure as hell ain't natural and they're much bigger parts of everybody's lives than processed pig ass or guys getting married.
Listening to fan feedback is usually a good thing, but with a series as divisive as Sonic it's probably best for the devs to rigidly stick to their vision.
Can we please get an option to shrink YouTube embeds like we can images?
My stance on non-game fightsrs is that they can't happen, but if they did I'd welcome them with open arms.
It's funny to me how Shrek is supposed to be a parody of Disney's softer, marketable takes on classic fairy tales when Shrek itself is a softer, marketable take on an obscure picture book.
The zoomer equivalent to the Jimmy Timmy Power Hour.
Fall Guys Season 4 Adds Among Us Crossover
Costumes will have "something unique" about themwww.nintendolife.com
Can we all unanimously agree as a species that the "bad" ending of Sonic 2 is better than the "good" ending? -
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