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Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2020

Recently I posted a status about how the N. Sane Trilogy is better than 3D All-Stars.

I should note I was talking about the original games, not the remakes/rereleases.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2020

Holy crap, Jessie learned PSI Fire.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2020

CBeebies sent some mixed messages to young me.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2020

EmpLemon:
Makes a video mocking James A. Williams for his serious review of the Bob the Builder reboot

Also EmpLemon:
Minute Memes: E Review
Meme Theory: How Behind the Meme is Ruining the Meme-scape as we Know It.
Top 10 Dank Memes of 2016

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 27, 2020

I still believe quite strongly in target demographic theory.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 27, 2020

I feel that the "if it's not fun, why bother?" mentality is demeaning to gaming as an art form.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 27, 2020

One thing I hate in character design is the juxtaposition of overly beautiful/sexual female characters and goofy man-baby male characters. I can excuse it with Mario, but that's likely just because I'm used to it.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 27, 2020

I don't think Among Us killed Fall Guys, but rather that Among Us saved Fall Guys. Trust me, you do NOT want your game to get overexposed.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 27, 2020

3D All-Stars vs. N. Sane Trilogy is less "Virgin vs. Chad" and more "pug vs. gorilla"

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 27, 2020

I've had a vague memory of a SpongeBob episode where a character says "porn" in passing (and my parents' reaction to it) for a long time, I always assumed it to be a false memory, but nope: the memory has been validated. Kinda. The subtitles say it's "any port in this storm", but I'm not convinced. Also my memory involved Squidward, not Krabs.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 26, 2020

How many Space Invaders compilations does Taito need? I'm just waiting for Strictly Limited to reveal the Invincible Collection's release date.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 26, 2020

I am so glad this exists, yet also not surprised in the slightest.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 26, 2020

We now live in a world where an Arabian prince has a character in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 26, 2020

Green Eggs and Ham on Netflix is quite possibly the most meta TV show in existence, as watching the show is basically the same experience as the plot of original book.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 26, 2020

What the hell Americans? Why do you even have ONE holiday celebrating colonialist genocide, let alone THREE?

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

The poor NES emulation on Wii made SMB1 look really gritty.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

Great, now we're opening the Goofy-Pluto can of worms.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

Everyone else:
"Bring back the National Dex!" "No, use the development time on balancing!"
"Gen 1 is a glitchy mess!" "No, Gen 1 set the foundation for Pokémon!"
"Gen 5 deviated too much from the norm!" "No, Gen 5 is the best gen!"
"Lopunny is inappropriate!" "No it's not! it doesn't have any boobies!"

Me:
Is Trubbish short for "trash rubbish" or "trouble rubbish"?

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

Run, Mort, Run! (away from Nick Park's lawyers)

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

Hey kids, don't touch that dial and get ready for the next exciting episode: Sonic Fricking Dies!

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

The Google Image results for "Arthur" and "Arthur Reed" are wildly different.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

This image has an extremely eerie quality to it.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

I'm waiting for the day someone makes a remake of the opera Carmen and it gets super popular so I can post this image and say "Is this that Car Men film?"

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

Game console YouTube apps are really buggy for some reason.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

My Switch crashed on the YouTube app and now it's stuck on a still frame of Mayor Meanswell.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

Live action Clifford is actually really adorable. Even if the film itself ends up bad (which it probably will judging from some of the film staff's past works) the CGI is outstanding. One of the best 2D-to-realistic CG jobs since Detective Pikachu.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

Ahh yes, I love Sonic Generations

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

You wouldn't happen to be my Miniscule Master of Milkcaps perchance?

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

What is the point of cancelling someone who's no longer problematic or dangerous? power trip? sticking it to the man?

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

Imagine describing the current age of Smash to someone in 2016:

Minecraft Steve; Daisy; Sans; Pichu; and Ridley are all in
Text leaks are more trusted than image and video leaks
People actually look forward to Mii Costume reels, and are happy when their most wanteds get in as costumes
People like clones and want more of them

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

"Can you find the knife in this image?"
"Nope, that's all forks!"

Merrily we roll along, so happy and free

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

"Pac-Man has no moveset potential! all he does is eat!"
"Don't you remember the Pac-Man World games? the butt bounce and rev roll?"
Sakurai: gives Pac-Man a really good moveset using almost everything except the World games

Everybody loses, yet everybody wins.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

See, when Toy Story did it, it made sense because there was a long gap between 2 and 3. Boss Baby came out 3 years ago. Not to mention the time skip is completely useless since they're just aging them down anyway - I actually like the concept of rapidly aging up and down, but in this case time travel would've probably made more sense.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 24, 2020

Yeah, losing a limb is bad, but have you ever laughed while lying on your side while having waist pains that are directly caused by the aforementioned lying on your side while ALSO having ear pain caused by playing cheap headphones too loud?

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 24, 2020

The canon reason for Knuckles' gliding is even stupider than anything I could possibly come with, even if I was specifically trying to make my reason stupid.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 24, 2020

Phil Spencer strikes me as this generation's Iwata.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 24, 2020

Hong Kong rioters be like "we have a hyper strict government that will ban anything used to speak against them... LET'S USE EVERYTHING WE ENJOY TO SPEAK AGAINST THEM!"

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 24, 2020

Think about this the next time you kick a Koopa Troopa out of his shell.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 24, 2020

This game really seems to be taking a "plot first" approach, and it kinda worries me. The DTL games are generally more known and remembered for their plots than gameplay, but they still had mostly solid platforming. This just looks like a single player reskin of a previous Digital Continue game, JumpStream - and it doesn't even have that much drawing.

I kinda worry indie revivals of dormant franchises owned by bigger studios that are just reskins will become a trend. I don't want to get all hyped up for Gex 4 or something only to be greeted with Whipseey and the Lost Atlas Deluxe.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 24, 2020

God: gives human women large mammary glands to store milk so they can feed their infant offspring
Straight men:

God: gives humans an anus for the disposal of faecal matter
Straight men:

God: gives human women sexual organs in order to help them reproduce and engage in sexual pleasure, shaped specifically for the act
Straight men:

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