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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 14, 2021

The Nintendo fandom’s idol worship problem is actually kinda worrying. I remember seeing people feeling betrayed over Reggie congratulating TLOU2’s TGA win like some kind of Captain America Hail Hydra thing - he didn’t even say he liked the game, just that he was happy for the devs!

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 14, 2021

I’m not the biggest Takamaru supporter, but if he got in his stage would be beautiful.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 14, 2021

People are surprised Sakurai has a bad take about Cyberpunk when his game has stages based on NSMB2, Yoshi’s Story, and Sticker Star; as well as a character from Arms.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 13, 2021

A character becoming diverse in a retelling usually doesn’t result in them becoming a Mary Sue - it simply makes their existing Mary Sue-ish qualities easier to notice because of how we’ve been conditioned, mostly by white straight cis businessmen half-assedly trying to look progressive and extremely privileged diverse celebrities, to worship women and minorities on a godlike scale

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 13, 2021

As a Nintendo fan... yeah, Nintendo should go third party, no doubt in my mind.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 13, 2021

The Crash cartoon was cancelled over a single fart joke, which - hot take - was kinda the right call. Remember how mad people were that Detective Pikachu had a fart joke?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 13, 2021

I like how you can hear the VA’s confusion at what he’s reading.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 13, 2021

“There are no more potential 1st party retros! Duck Hunt was scraping the bottom of the barrel!”

Me:

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 12, 2021

They should bring back the practice of bundling retro games with new ones.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 12, 2021

I have finally figured out the truth of how gender and sex work in the Mario universe - in Dribble and Spitz’ intro in the first WarioWare you can see a pregnant woman in the background, so it seems the Mario universe works under the same rules as Warner Bros’ Storks movie (remember that thing?) where there are multiple methods of baby creation, including both sex and stork.

I can’t believe I care so much about this

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 12, 2021

jesus christ cartoon network

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 12, 2021

WarioWare D.I.Y. could be considered a precursor to Super Mario Maker in many ways - including the utterly wretched daily unlock system.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 11, 2021

“Nickelodeon flesh logos aren’t real, they can’t hurt you”
Nickelodeon flesh logos:

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 11, 2021

I’m glad Sephiroth’s reveal has got people talking about Eggman.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 11, 2021

Melee and Ultimate are equally as great competitive games IMO.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 11, 2021

SpongeBob’s popularity is kinda hard to explain - it hasn’t got a unique tone like say, Hey Arnold or Courage; the characters and world are standard comedy cartoon fare; the show wasn’t breaking new ground like Simpsons or Ren and Stimpy before it; and the show wasn’t marketed that heavily until they knew it was a major success - I think it serves as a testament to the value of great writing that works on all levels.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 11, 2021

I still don’t get what the point of the spotlight on Shadow Moses is.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 11, 2021

“Did you hear that? We’re a meme! Finally, we may just beat GitHub as the second most popular Hub on the internet!”
“They’re making fun of us”
“Oh... well, no such thing as bad publicity! How else does PETA still get donations?”
“We’re gonna go bankrupt, boss.”

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 11, 2021

Google “who is the antagonist of Caillou”

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 11, 2021

There are two kinds of people in this world: people who consider claymation the objectively highest imaginable art form, and people who scream like a Five Nights at Freddy’s robot at the mere sight of stop motion animation.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 11, 2021

Is Yoshi’s Story a prequel to a prequel? Or is the baby Yoshi in the game not the Yoshi who saved Mario? Is Mario’s karting buddy Yoshi the same Yoshi from Yoshi’s Island or Story, or neither?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 11, 2021

Competitive Smash is awesome, but when you stop to think about it there’s just something kinda funny about people seriously discussing things like “the legality of the WarioWare stage” and “Pac-Man’s matchups”.

This isn’t supposed to be criticism in the slightest.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 11, 2021

(Casual) Smash stage design peaked in 64.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 11, 2021

I have to admit, Banjo’s Smash moveset really does feel like it was made in the Melee era, which may be the reason he’s my second favourite DLC behind Steve.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 11, 2021

I’m pretty sure every edgy teen who mocks “Gacha kids” today will regret it given 3 years. I used to be like that towards furries and Undertale fans, still the biggest regret of my life so far.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2021

Every time I see an “imposter is sus” joke I think about YouTube Poop SuuS and SeeS jokes.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2021

The new GameXplain theme song

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2021

Today on unnecessarily and uncomfortably detailed Wikia articles...

Toys (Toy Story)

The Toys that appear within the Toy Story universe are able to animate to life. Toys have a unique biology, psychology and culture compared to humans. Toys have no organs, and thus can be damaged or mutilated without dying. However, an amputated limb cannot move or be controlled. The most...

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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2021

Mario is literally being waterboarded and all he can say is a bad plumber joke. Classic DiC.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2021

I’ve seen 80s kids complain about how cartoons AREN’T made to sell toys to children anymore. There’s being complicit in capitalism, and then there’s this.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2021

It’s hilarious to me that the Melee box art blurb assumes everyone knows who the Ice Climbers are.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2021

I bet lo-fi‘s popularity can be at least partially attributed to a generation having grown up with the Game Boy Advance.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 9, 2021

I would really like to know the development history of Pooh’s Home Run Derby. Like, if you look at the game it clearly isn’t a case of bad testing or coding like say, Boat-O-Cross - it really is just that devious. What drove the devs to make such a hard game, and how did Disney give it the seal of approval?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 9, 2021

Meanwhile, in the alternate universe where SiIvaGunner has the same quality standards as other meme channels...

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 9, 2021

I feel YouTube Poop has somewhat of an untapped potential. You could probably do more than just comedy with edited cartoon clips. Should you? That’s an open ended question.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 9, 2021

I see Donald Trump also does not have a phone number.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 9, 2021

A lot of the WarioWare characters would make for really good spin off games. I wonder if any of them originated from cancelled projects, like how Pipsy in Diddy Kong Racing was based off Astro Mouse?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 8, 2021

It’s funny how people will use others’ internet avatars/rantsonas to represent them at all times - like, there’s just an inherently silly juxtaposition to a video thumbnail reading “RESPONDING TO MY ABUSER” next to a picture of a rosy-cheeked smiling orange guy.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 8, 2021

I’m waiting for the “messages failed to load” message to disappear on Discord. I think it occurred because I’m using Safari, and Safari really likes to reload pages.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 8, 2021

You should never worship a human being like an idol! This video was sponsored by YooTooz.

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