Sony did a really good job of keeping Bugsnax' Windows port a secret
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I love imagining all the Teen Titans Go writers gathering at a table to watch the latest Mr. Enter review of their show and laughing their arses off.
Hans Zimmer pulled a Tim Follin on the Madagascar soundtrack
I'm looking through the Dove Foundation's (that little stamp on all the cheap Dreamworks rip-offs' DVD boxes) list of movie reviews, and some of their reviews are very questionable. A lot of the reviews have homophobic undertones (or even overtones, such as in their "The Free Speech Apocalypse" review), some age ratings are absurd ("Christian Mingle: The Movie" is rated for all ages, while Inside Out, Despicable Me and The Lorax are classed as 12+), they openly admit to not watching some of the movies they rate (as shown in their Sausage Party review), and they list every instance of kissing or hugging (even familial) as "sexual content".
The only smart decision the Academy has ever made in the realm of animation. Should've been nominated for best feature.
I've just been laughing non-stop for like 5 minutes over a comment on the Penguinz0 "that's what I've been waiting for" video saying "Gun owners when someone breaks into their house". I haven't laughed this hard since I was 14 or so watching Garfielf for the first time.
I had a dream where Kermit the Frog was in Smash and literally nobody questioned it - yet the "must've originated in a video game" rule was still a thing even though Kermit predates recreational video games as a concept by 3 years.
"DiC Robotnik with a white sclera can't hurt you, he isn't real"
DiC Robotnik with a white sclera:
A lot of the criticisms Disney movies get are from people who haven't watched a Disney movie since they were twelve. Sure, some are valid (racial insensitivity, the awkward implications of "Kiss the Girl", e.t.c.) - but I don't think Disney movies have ever tried to tell kids "if you believe hard enough it'll certainly happen!", no matter how much some songs may imply that OOC.
The main reason Piranha Plant failed as a joke character (at least in the long run) is because most of the characters in Smash already come from cute or comedic franchises.
66% of these characters would be called a "joke character" in any other fighting game.
I was about to make a joke about a Fall Guys rip-off called "Rise Gals", but then I realised a party game where you're constantly floating upwards sounds fun as hell.
Almost everything about this image, which mind you, is a real cartoon Shaquille O'Neal signed on to make, reads like a meme.
-Plagiarized graphics from Pixar's Cars
-Photo-realistic mouths
-Shaq is there for no reason
-Sexy car
In a way, it's a miracle Sonic 06 turned out so abhorrent. Say what you will about Boost-era stories and tone, but anything's better than a Sonic game with a strange faux-fantasy plot and dull, generic levels. A lot of people complain about the psychedelic candy lands in Colours and Lost World, but that is much more authentic Sonic than any of the glorified tech demos in 06.
This is the most capitalist headline I've read in a while https://insidethemagic.net/2020/11/aflac-duck-disney-movie-tm1/
ANIME GUIDE TO DESIGNING MONSTERS AND OTHER CREATURES:
Step 1. Draw a cute girl
Step 2. Add outlandish, unrealistic skin colour
Done.
There's a FP2 theory that's been on my mind for a while now. I call it "Target Demographic Theory", or the "Kids Theory" for short.
-Notice how FP1 is marketed. It's suave, sassy, and dark. More appealing to an older audience.
-FP2 has a very lively and fun gold palette to it, as well as a giant, not-so-subtle Smash symbol in the background, something that'd make kids more likely to beg their parents to buy.
-FP1's lineup consists of 4 adult/teen-oriented characters, and a family friendly character who's been MIA since 2008 and hasn't been relevant since 2000.
-Now consider FP2's lineup. Min Min, a character from a really recent game with bouncing and lively characters, and Steve, a character who, although popular with all demographics, is most popular among kids.
If anyone has more things to pile on to the theory, tell me.
We should start a petition to get Nickelodeon to bring back Patrick with resting partially closed eyelids.
The modern Rayman games (Origins/Legends) are surprisingly divisive. I always assumed everyone loves them but nope, a lot of people do not like them.
This is the musical equivalent of that one meme where the Treasure Master kid says "life is meaningless!"
When you want to rip off a Shigeru Miyamoto game but Mario or Zelda would be too risky
The words "great" and "totally" are used sarcastically so much that you may as well make that their main dictionary definition.
Deepest lore.
My main problem with Geno is that he could push Waluigi out. It's admittedly a bit of an irrational fear given we got both Roy and Corrin in 3DS/Wii U (meaning multiple DLC for the same series isn't off the table) and both Steve and Banjo got in SSBU. (proving fan rivalries mean nothing)
Now I can see this in HQ... it looks like 2000s cel-shaded game graphics. Something out of Cel Damage or Wind Waker.
UK: Ok, so the US have this giant celebration of their country with fireworks since that's when their independence was declared, we need something to celebrate with fireworks too! uh... uhh... umm.... one flip through a British history book later Perfect! a failed terrorism attempt!
I straight up reset my cache because YouTube is down. God damn it.
youve got a friend inme
I don't know how you can look at these two characters and think one can be the other's echo fighter.
Semi-clone? absolutely. Echo? no.
It really annoys me how a very small amount of the Mario Maker costumes just have a random appearance listed instead of their debut. You know what? I'm gonna fix the inaccurate ones
Mario: Donkey Kong
Luigi: Mario Bros.
Trampoline: Donkey Kong Jr.
Mario (Silver): Super Mario 64
Mario (Gold): New Super Mario Bros. 2
Shy Guy: Yume Kojo: Doki Doki Panic (same for Birdo)
Wario: Super Mario Land 2: The Six Golden Coins
Donkey Kong: Donkey Kong Country
Mr. Game & Watch: Ball
Arwing: Starwing
Toadette: Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
Shaun the Sheep: A Close Shave
Undodog: Mario Paint
I love the concept of Bowsette - not because I actually like it, but rather because it's rather poorly thought out and as such super easy to subvert and turn into the most off-putting, unsexual thing ever.
What happens if you wear multiple Super Crowns? Would forcing someone to wear a Super Crown against their will count as sexual assault? If a non-sapient being put on a Super Crown would they just end up being an animal in a human body, or even left in perpetual torment over their newfound sapience like that one Animorphs book with the ant? Are there Super Crown equivalents for less visually appealing characters like Wario or Madame Brood? What if an ugly Mario species like the Lunge Fish were to wear it? What if Peach herself wore it? Could overuse of the Super Crown lead to nigh-incurable body dysmorphia?
This blog is the best thing ever: https://www.are.na/evan-collins-1522646491
As a UK 2000s kid, this image looks like it came from a terrifying alternate dimension where pure barbarism is accepted and celebrated.
My copy of Mad Rat Dead came in. Loved the demo so I can't wait to play the full game.
America gets this masterpiece of a Switch skin:
We in the UK have to settle for this bootleg looking garbage:
Yes, that atrocity is officially licensed merchandise.
"Freakazoid is back!" YES!
"in Teen Titans Go." STILL YES!
When I get a house of my own, it will look like this. Complete with Disney-Pixar's Monsters Inc.™: Laugh Floor.
Idea: instead of turning the abstract geometric male characters into cute girls, turn the cute girls into abstract geometric male characters.
There sure are a lot of surprisingly well animated edgy angst-ridden Ed Edd n' Eddy fan continuations.
Names for a 3D square:
box
cube
station 2
"Silky Smooth 60FPS"
"Crispity Crunchity 30FPS"
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