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Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2020

I often see people question things like the Arby’s Cuphead promotion and the use of Cuphead in the new Nintendo hospital booths thinking Cuphead is just a niche adult animation connoisseur thing - as someone who only left school at the middle of quarantine (there were multiple year groups in said school) I can tell you that couldn’t be further from the truth. Kids go crazy over Cuphead, one kid I knew hated hard games and didn’t understand why I prefer stuff like Crash over say, Yoshi’s Crafted World, and even he loved Cuphead.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2020

Imagine if Wario didn’t hijack this ad - it’d just be a blank green rectangle that says “This time it’s MARIO” with the MARIO poorly aligned.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2020

Funny story: I was playing Dedede against Wolf, CPU, and out of a box came two Fake Smash Balls that were basically revolving around me - I crouched and waited for the Wolf to attack me, and in turn the fake balls.

He got KO’d.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2020

I remember seeing the Birdo maid cosplay as a kid and thinking it was just supposed to be an eerie, Tim Burton sorta thing.

How wrong I was.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 28, 2020

Finally.

A pro-piracy screen

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 28, 2020

A lot of people really do tend to take the CN “Don’t be racist” PSA out of context. The first half is supposed to be a parody of 1-dimensional, uninformative PSAs, before the second half actually goes in depth on the subject matter. It’s actually rather clever IMO.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 28, 2020

Imagine if Super Sentai fans reacted to people saying “Power Rangers” the same way Panel De Pon fans react to people calling it “Tetris Attack”

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 28, 2020

People who judge games based solely on their framerate and/or in/exclusion of MTX are idiots. Not even gonna come up with a wacky analogy or synonym, they’re just idiots.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 28, 2020

The recent anti-piracy meme makes more sense when you consider anti-Nintendo sentiment is at an all time high, so making up stories of them traumatising children and putting dark secrets in their games is just a way of venting really.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 28, 2020

The weird thing about TV is that the stupider a show presents itself and its character as, the smarter it actually is.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 28, 2020

To me the problem with Geno isn’t that he’s an obscure character (I am a Muddy Mole supporter after all), but rather that he’s an obscure character from a popular franchise. It’d be like putting in Fang the Sniper, he’d just feel out of place alongside the other Mario characters unless they started adding other semi-obscure one-off Mario characters like Tatanga or Vivian - which to be honest I wouldn’t be opposed to, if they revealed Mallow alongside Geno for example that’d be an easier pill to swallow.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 28, 2020

It’s weird that people complain about modern Sonic media being “westernised” when Sonic was designed from the start as an amalgamation of timely American figures.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 28, 2020

Beating Crash 2:
“Woo, I beat the first phase of the boss! bring on the second, Mr. Cortex!”
“Wait, why did I unlock a power up?”
“Oh.”

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 27, 2020

Why are randomised level layouts in platformers even a thing? Doesn’t that defeat the whole point of game design?

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 27, 2020

Great Bay is one of the most poorly designed stages in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 26, 2020

I am not at all here for the recent boom in Sonic 06 apoligism.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 26, 2020

It’s surprising there isn’t a Ghost Gang thread yet.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 26, 2020

There are still people in this world who think Smash should only have Nintendo characters and that worries me.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 26, 2020

Can’t believe they skipped 1982 Wonder Woman movies.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 26, 2020

I honestly don’t believe the Ryu/Doomguy/Rayman leak. Sephiroth wasn’t really a popular pick, but in no way was he unpredictable.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 26, 2020

The thing I like most about Fraymakers is the lack of popular characters. Focusing on popular characters for an indie crossover just seems counter intuitive to me.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 26, 2020

Technically Sora is a cartoon swordsman, not an anime swordsman,.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 25, 2020

I continue to be unable to see how Bandanna Waddle Dee could be considered unique.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 25, 2020

My uncle got me a bootleg Evercade. Why would you possibly want to make a bootleg Evercade? How do you even profit off that?

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 25, 2020

I saw Soul. Beautiful, funny movie.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 25, 2020

God(ess) I wish Sakurai never redesigned Pit.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 24, 2020

I feel sorry for anyone who paid for a YouTube premium or whatever so they could play YT in the background, not knowing they could just switch to the desktop site.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 24, 2020

I don’t think there’s any childhood experience of mine more emblematic of my lack of social skills than when a staff member at my school told me “I used to play Sonic and Tails” and I thought she meant the Japanese version of Sonic Chaos on Game Gear.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 24, 2020

Once you find out the posters for the Alvin and the Chipmunks movies reuse the same renders slightly edited, you’ll never be the same.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 24, 2020

Would I enjoy Horace if I don’t like Metroidvanias? I bought it on Switch on impulse because of its £1 sale.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 24, 2020

OK seriously though why did the Academy nominate Ralph Breaks the Internet over Early Man? It’s been 3 years and this, alongside Spider-Verse winning over Isle of Dogs, continues to baffle me.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 24, 2020

Out of all the Mario games, Party DS is the last one I’d expect to spawn a meme.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 24, 2020

Having autism in a nutshell:

“This is my new favourite movie, I love it! When will it be over?”

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 24, 2020

Why is it called Christ Mass when Jesus is a spirit?

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 24, 2020

It’s hilarious to me that people with 0 knowledge of the animation industry will accuse fan artists of being “disrespectful” for drawing lewd fan art even though it’s something almost everyone in the industry (sans a certain Mr. Hartman) is aware of and content with. There’s stories of Disney having stacks of physical R34 and showing them them to creators when they pitch shows to “warn” them in advance.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 23, 2020

Sonic Adventure poses look like they’d be really painful to do in real life.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 23, 2020

Swearing warning

Well, there goes the “Nintendo have the legal right!” argument. https://mobile.twitter.com/trzef/status/1341204820288561157

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 23, 2020

The best YouTube comment I’ve ever seen was on a Guru Larry video
“My ex-boyfriend calls me a Fact Hunt, I think he’s referring to this series!”

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 23, 2020

It’s funny when people try to animate Dream with those Minecraft animator tools, because he usually ends up looking like a faceless green guy with a white belly.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 22, 2020

Brazilian president: "COVID vaccines will turn people into alligators!"
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