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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2021

Today on unnecessarily and uncomfortably detailed Wikia articles...

Toys (Toy Story)

The Toys that appear within the Toy Story universe are able to animate to life. Toys have a unique biology, psychology and culture compared to humans. Toys have no organs, and thus can be damaged or mutilated without dying. However, an amputated limb cannot move or be controlled. The most...

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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2021

Mario is literally being waterboarded and all he can say is a bad plumber joke. Classic DiC.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2021

I’ve seen 80s kids complain about how cartoons AREN’T made to sell toys to children anymore. There’s being complicit in capitalism, and then there’s this.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2021

It’s hilarious to me that the Melee box art blurb assumes everyone knows who the Ice Climbers are.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2021

I bet lo-fi‘s popularity can be at least partially attributed to a generation having grown up with the Game Boy Advance.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 9, 2021

I would really like to know the development history of Pooh’s Home Run Derby. Like, if you look at the game it clearly isn’t a case of bad testing or coding like say, Boat-O-Cross - it really is just that devious. What drove the devs to make such a hard game, and how did Disney give it the seal of approval?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 9, 2021

Meanwhile, in the alternate universe where SiIvaGunner has the same quality standards as other meme channels...

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 9, 2021

I feel YouTube Poop has somewhat of an untapped potential. You could probably do more than just comedy with edited cartoon clips. Should you? That’s an open ended question.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 9, 2021

I see Donald Trump also does not have a phone number.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 9, 2021

A lot of the WarioWare characters would make for really good spin off games. I wonder if any of them originated from cancelled projects, like how Pipsy in Diddy Kong Racing was based off Astro Mouse?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 8, 2021

It’s funny how people will use others’ internet avatars/rantsonas to represent them at all times - like, there’s just an inherently silly juxtaposition to a video thumbnail reading “RESPONDING TO MY ABUSER” next to a picture of a rosy-cheeked smiling orange guy.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 8, 2021

I’m waiting for the “messages failed to load” message to disappear on Discord. I think it occurred because I’m using Safari, and Safari really likes to reload pages.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 8, 2021

You should never worship a human being like an idol! This video was sponsored by YooTooz.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 8, 2021

While the ideal solution would be balancing out the gross-out and strongman sides of Wario, I honestly wouldn’t be opposed to Land Wario getting his own slot separate from Ware. On one hand I feel Wario’s moveset is absolutely perfect and a solid portrayal of the character, but on the other I do wish Land got some more representation. VB and 4 are some of the most solid platformers ever put to code.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 8, 2021

You promised you would love us but you knew too much.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 8, 2021

If you’re ever upset about your art being misinterpreted, just remember that the song associated with clowns was written to be an gladiator war cry.

OK, if I’m perfectly honest trying to beat up a lion just for others’ entertainment is a really stupid thing to do.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 8, 2021

“Karen” went from having an extremely specific meaning to absolutely no meaning at all.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 8, 2021

Don’t make an amiibo train another amiibo, it will just make the older amiibo dumber.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 7, 2021

Official image made by a contractor under Ubisoft

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 7, 2021

That Cuphead styled Smash art challenge has made me realise that Duck Hunt’s characterisation in SSBU must’ve been at least slightly inspired by Feed the Kitty.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 7, 2021

Pixar are a bit of a mixed bag when it comes to world building. They either think every tiny detail out, or just make a human world with pun adverts in the background and call it a day.

Just so you know, I like Onward.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 6, 2021

The installation guide says “we do not condone piracy”, but the Mother 3 references say otherwise.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 6, 2021

Why does merchandise for shows aimed at girls always look so... glamourised?

I’d say money, but surely kids would be more likely to buy something that resembles what they see on TV?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 6, 2021

What the **** is oatmeal?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 6, 2021

a trump mob or something idk i dont watch the news

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 6, 2021

The only news sites worth trusting are ones that are based and GoAnimatepilled.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 6, 2021

Have you ever realised how dependent Nintendo were on Rare and Pokémon in the late 90s? The N64 era was basically when Nintendo started to go from “play it loud!” to “play it safe!”

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 6, 2021

“We’re proud to announce a third console for Nintendo Switch Online! Introducing Pokémon Mini: Nintendo Switch Online“

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 6, 2021

I’m surprised there isn’t an item or move in Smash that disables special moves yet.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 6, 2021

I love how when you Google Mr. Krabs, one of the first images is the slightly sexual SiIvaGunner KFAD portrait. A few Little Timmies and Tinas probably lost computer privileges over that.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 6, 2021

You’d think Captchas would be harder with bad eyesight. No, they’re harder with good eyesight. SERIOUSLY HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT PANEL CONTAINING A SINGLE PIXEL OF A WHEEL DIDN’T COUNT AS FEATURING A CAR?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 6, 2021

Finally, the best video on YouTube has been released from copyright purgatory!

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 6, 2021

“My favourite Pokémon is Charizard”
“Don’t you mean Lizardon? You MUST respect the original developer’s wishes”
“My favourite Pokémon is Incineroar”
“That’s be Gaogaen, you Baka!”
“My favourite Pokémon is Mandibuzz!”
“Uhh....”

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 5, 2021

Minecraft Earth has a track in Smash, which I guess makes it, Looksley’s Line Up, and Saru Band tied for first game represented in Smash to become legally inaccessible.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 5, 2021

Is it just me or are CPUs way better on custom stages?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 5, 2021

I’ve not actually made a game yet so maybe this philosophy will blow up in my face, but my approach to game design is “don’t be afraid to be seen as backwards”. I want to make retro games today, not today’s retro games.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 4, 2021

Most of the jokes in OneyPlays are just them acknowledging some piece of obscure, cheesy media, then quoting it in a funny voice.

Either way it works so I can’t criticise.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 4, 2021

So, does this mean we could put the cheeseburger Mii in BOTW?

Turns Out Zelda: Breath Of The Wild's NPCs Share A Common Bond With The Humble Mii

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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 3, 2021

I Googled “where does sonic live” and the first result was Iizuka saying Sonic is literally homeless.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 3, 2021

Say what you will about Activision, but the way they and their teams treat Crash should be used as a guideline for all long running platformer franchises. Pretty much every criticism people have about recent Mario, Sonic, e.t.c. titles in terms of world-building is addressed by Crash.

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