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Terry is probably the one character who benefitted from being leaked the most - younger fans becoming familiar with the character through rumours and speculation basically saved him from causing immense drama. Sans also helped.
When I make descriptions for Global Smash Roster, usually characters with long histories, developed personalities or generally something interesting to say about them tend to get super short descriptions, while characters nobody cares about tend to have extremely long descriptions. I had to half my description for Rilla Roo because it was too long, while my Jill (Drill Dozer) description is just 38 or so words long.
GAME THEORY:
Front view:
Top View:
"The Simpsons are up next on Channel 4"
16:9 aspect ratio
You know it's gonna be a good movie when you see this logo:
BBC: We won't air Sesame Street in the UK because our UK produced preschool programming teaches the same values and is more relevant to British children's experiences.
The BBC's UK produced preschool programming:
Someone just told me I was being offensive for making a joke about non-verbal autism (that wasn't even intended to be offensive, basically just pointing out how unusual the videos non-verbal autistic people post to YouTube are) and then circumvented the swear filter to refer to them as the R-word, before trying to tell me that "unsupervised" is a slur.
Every passing generation: becomes increasingly aware of political corruption and the flaws of a democratic society
Politicians:
Ahh yes, my favourite Sonic zone theme.
There are like 5 different characters who are considered "Godzilla's son" but none of them are called Jesuszilla. What the hell Toho.
Sony Interactive Entertainment!
As a huge fan of the 90s aesthetic, I really hate when modern productions or products try to recreate the aesthetic but literally only go off "colourful triangles and squiggles" and nothing else.
It's not as bad as trying to replicate the 80s aesthetic and just using that "neon sunset" design type which has literally nothing to do with the 80s though
I'm trying to wrap my head around this slogan but still can't.
Is this like, some satirical reference to another ad from the time?
Wow, it's so cool that Celeste added an easy mode! not sure why they replaced Madeleine with a slab of beef though...
MURDERER!
There's probably a few people out there who know Ashley by name but don't know she has anything to do with Wario. Most people would call this a bad thing but I'd consider it a testament to how memorable and varied the WW character designs are.
I think if Nintendo were to experiment with breaking the "Mario Mandate" a little, Ashley would be the perfect character to use - she's unlike anyone else in the regular Mario roster, but also doesn't have a confusing backstory or strange design - you can see her with the skull jewel; crown-like headband and little devil friend on her shoulder, and instantly know what she's all about, she wouldn't bat more eyes on a Mario Kart roster than Daisy when Mario Tennis 64 came out. Die-hard fans get a character they know well; while casual fans just see a moody little witch.
Iggy Koopa looks like the sort of kid who watches all his cartoons pirated on YouTube, never more recent than 2012. He's the sort to sit in a crowd of kids talking about the latest Amphibia episode or whatever and ask "hey, you ever heard of Robot Jones? it's really cool, you should watch it." or recoil with genuine horror when his closest friend (who was born in 2009) tells him he's never heard of Freakazoid, or spend 15 minutes explaining to his family what the "Kimba, I mean Simba" joke in The Simpsons means.
Tracy Beaker is trending on Twitter because Americans don't know who she is, which is one thing...
but I also learned Americans don't know who the Gruffalo is.
I thought EVERYONE knew the Gruffalo, worldwide, never even considered the idea he'd be known solely in Britain, but nope.
How WayForward market themselves to consumers:
WayForward's actual games:
Imagine being called "Toy Headquarters" and going bankrupt because you created a toy.
I don't get why you can stage morph between two Battlefield/FD forms but not between multiple versions of Minecraft World or other randomised/multi-variant stags.
I can't believe Global Smash Roster let Android 21 stay on but removed Anthrax. I hate that site now.
Let's be real here, who's the TRUE grossest Smash fighter, the guy who farts on people's faces, or the FROG THAT USES ITS TONGUE AS A SCARF LIKE SCOOBY DOO WHEN HE LICKS OFF THE COTTON CANDY????
Don't defy a god among Ursidae
In a way 3D All-Stars' limited time ordeal was good because it snapped us out from our Nintendo-worshipping trance.
Nobody can really agree on which Rhythm Heaven character should get in if one was to. My choice is Tap Trial Girl because 1. she's cute, 2. she's on the title screen of the series' two most well known games, and 3. she's a non-sexualised female character
Finally, we've found it. It literally says, right there, Adventure 3. This is Sonic Adventure 3.
The new Tom & Jerry movie actually looks... good. There's no talking, they don't "become friends to overcome the odds", there's no big budget CG, it's just live action hour-long Tom & Jerry from what I can see.
Digimon in the West is the perfect example of bad marketing dooming a franchise. I know Digimon came first and was only changed in America to seem more like Pokémon and even I still don't take it seriously because of the way it was treated.
Winky? Creepy? Spunky? Kinky? what's with all these Pac-Man ghosts and having suggestive names?
We need a name for this kind of character design with no nose but a long mouth and beady eyes, it's so surreal yet so aesthetically pleasing at the same time.
Somebody found a loop hole to post SpongeBob on the Global Smash Roster. I love this site.
Global Smash Roster
www.globalsmashroster.com
The "Ready to Fight!" banner is more annoying than Ness' PK Fire.
There was a problem fetching the tweet
If you condemn something by supporting violence (even jokingly) towards people involved with it, you're pretty much just normalising the thing you're trying to stop.
wherever Dreamworks' Trolls franchise goes, controversy seems to follow.
-First movie rightfully accused of trivialising depression
-Second movie basically killed cinema (that's the cinema owners' fault BTW)
-That whole thing with the sitting doll
-Quibi employees being asked to listen to its soundtrack after being fired.
Is Kass Jill Dozer's scalesona, or is Jill Dozer Kass' fleshsona?
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