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Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2020

I think a lot about that one meme where it's a picture of a ton of news articles about Nintendo removing the feather from Mr. G&W followed by that picture of SpongeBob and Patrick in a destroyed city saying "we saved the city!" - like, that makes no sense. They removed an offensive feather, they didn't destroy anything. It's not like it's a "grave threat to game preservation" - if the anti-censorship crowd really cared about G&W preservation there'd be a lot more G&W roms for Mame.

Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2020

Is it like, a legal requirement for all Canadian companies to have a maple leaf somewhere in their logo? Knowing Canadian television laws that really wouldn't be surprising.

Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2020

Do you ever get into a big argument and not regret what you said but rather how you said it?

Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2020

Turns out there's already a non-video game character in Smash. https://pacman.fandom.com/wiki/Pac-Man_Bank

TL;DR: Pac-Man was plagiarised from a toy, but the Tomy were cool with it and agreed to make products tying in to the Pac-Man game.

Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2020

After getting serious about Space Invader in Smash I'm starting to understand how a certain other space villain's fans felt about the "too big" argument. Space Invaders deserves better than just a stage, Spirit Board event, or AT.

Shameless plug for the SI thread BTW: https://smashboards.com/threads/we-are-invaders-from-space-the-space-invaders-support-thread.455172

Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2020

If a trope exists, there's a Canadian-French cartoon about a school for it.

Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2020

Shame they rereleased Panel De Pon instead of Tetris Attack.

Wario Wario Wario · May 14, 2020

The Tails leak.

It's fake.

Wario Wario Wario · May 14, 2020

YouTube is down, but Purple Monkey Dishwasher is on the case. Probably.

Wario Wario Wario · May 14, 2020

Jojo references are just the modern day equivalent to Star Wars references.

Imagine if they did an officially licensed Jojo/Family Guy crossover, like the Star Wars ones beforehand...

Wario Wario Wario · May 14, 2020

Nintendo should release a peripheral that lets you copy the contents of old game cartridges and discs onto the Switch.

Wario Wario Wario · May 14, 2020

Gamexplain - Peach

Wario Wario Wario · May 14, 2020

I prefer shadow dropped trailers over big, pre-announced reveals any day. I only really like surprises when I don't know they're coming, otherwise they just cause mild anxiety.

Wario Wario Wario · May 14, 2020

The new Paper Mario seems to be a compromise between the dark tones of the early games and more "mainstream Mario" locations and characters of the later games - I like it!

Wario Wario Wario · May 14, 2020

Look, we ALL know why Smash was cut from EVO Online. It's not because it's a "fake fighting game", it's not to save space o on the roster. No, we ALL know the true reason.

Wario Wario Wario · May 13, 2020

I can't be the only person who really dislikes the graphics in the original PS1 Spyro games, right? it's like if you taught Jim Henson's zombified corpse to make video games but didn't re-teach him how to use his hands properly.

Wario Wario Wario · May 13, 2020

There is actually licensed game rep in Smash already. Everyone knows Mario 2 was based on Doki Doki Panic, but not as many people know Doki Doki Panic was a game made to promote an event showcasing new TV shows. Basically it was an advert for an advert.

Wario Wario Wario · May 13, 2020

I can't be the only person who prefers the "ugly" modern designs of Crash and Rayman, right?

Wario Wario Wario · May 13, 2020

I just added The Halloween Hack to SSBWiki's list of "dependent universes" due to Megalovania's inclusion as a music track - and now I realised that if the Battle Tower theme gets in Smash in some form I'll have to add a line about Homestuck mpreg to that list.

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2020

They really didn't have to go that hard on the GBA Activision Anthology soundtrack.

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2020

I can't really relate to the "WiFi goes down one peg" meme because in the UK WiFi as a whole is so bad that it going UP one peg means it will be drastically worse.

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2020

If you ask me the best choice to make a Mario movie would've been Aardman - they work wonders with silent characters and Mario characters aren't particularly known for their diction. Plus most Mario characters (sans the princesses) already look quite like Aardman characters as is with their big noses and ears - it'd be pretty cute to see the princesses temporarily redesigned in a style closer to Mario and Luigi. Aardman's British flair could also bring Mario back to his Wonderlandian roots.

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2020

Ultimate players: #FixUltimateOnline!

CTR players: ' _' '_'

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2020

I wonder why they didn't bring back Banjo for Diddy Kong Racing DS... I understand the lack of Conker, that should go without saying, but wouldn't it have made sense to include Banjo to promote Nuts and Bolts?

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2020

I'd absolutely watch a Virtual YouTuber who uses a gross cartoon style instead of a cute anime style.

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2020

CTR: NF is unironically the best game I've ever played gameplay-wise.

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2020

Here's some words that sound like Lovecraftian beasts but actually have really mundane meanings:

Conglomerate
Nudiustertian
Nikhedonia

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2020

I think I've found the biggest anomaly on YouTube, I literally cannot find any context for this. Like, it actually sounds like Tom Kenny is singing a song loosely related to Obama's victory in 2008. It was uploaded that same year, long before people on the internet would've found "SpongeBob singing about Obama" funny so I doubt it's a really talented impressionist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HElMajr2KaE

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2020

I tried to post a fake leak to 4Chan to test if I can get on Blocked Content or LaxChris (and possibly get people to take the idea of Space Invader in Smash seriously), but incognito mode is apparently blocked on there.

The fake leak was going to be among the lines of

"Lola Pop, Lara Croft and Space Invader are in. I have heard, but not seen, Monokuma

Lara Croft uses a de-sexualised version of her original design.

a Villains spirit board event featuring Pokey is planned

a Pokemon Masters spirit board event featuring human spirits is planned."

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2020

Sakurai, on Byleth: "If you are not happy with the new fighter I hope there are no hard feelings"

Byleth fans: "hOeS mAd HoEs MaD"

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2020

The so-called "scary part" in A Hat in Time (Queen Vanessa's Mansion) isn't really that scary. I was expecting it to be the sort of horror that would bump up the age rating, but no, not really.

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2020

Smash Legacy is run by as big a hack as its creations. There's a huge difference between innocent ****posting and picking a fight between a big budget paid product and a freeware mod pack with little to no original content then claiming "iT's JuSt A jOkE". https://twitter.com/smashbroslegacy/status/1027202252484665346?lang=en

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2020

I know they only had multiple colours because of palette limitations, but I really wish Nintendo would bring back the underground and castle Goomba variants.

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2020

I watched a video critiquing Mr. Enter's Nick-O-Rama series, and now I'm being recommended a rantsona video called "Mr. Enter's TERRIBLE Take on Healthcare!" - which is just a really surreal combination of words.

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2020

Pokemon and Mother have the exact opposite problem when it comes to music in Smash: the prior has way too many battle songs and not enough overworld songs, while the latter has way too many overworld songs and not enough battle songs.

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2020

"Rioter" and "hero" are mutually exclusive.

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2020

If babies are delivered by stork in the Mario universe why do Yoshis come out of eggs?

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2020

Have you ever noticed that MissingNo has a backwards-facing Matt Groening lip?

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2020

I feel Nintendo removing fangames is doing nothing more than leaving their fans vulnerable to malware.

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2020

The person who created Brawl Taunts almost got to voice Byleth in Smash. Do you believe in karma? no, not karma for the abuse allegations, karma for creating those wretched animations.

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