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Wario Wario Wario · May 25, 2020

People who think it's "immoral" to pirate games from 10+ years ago that haven't been rereleased since then just because of legality are basically the gaming equivalent of hyper-religious people who think atheists can't have morals because they have "no motivation" to have them.

Wario Wario Wario · May 25, 2020

The Sega 60th anniversary site has more Big icons than Shadow icons. Just as it should be.

Wario Wario Wario · May 25, 2020

I think the most ridiculous subgenre of fake Smash leaks I've ever seen is the fake Miiverse post - like, did the people who made those leaks know how social media works?

Wario Wario Wario · May 24, 2020

Terry's codename was "Dolly".

Let's all be glad that codename wasn't leaked beforehand.

Wario Wario Wario · May 24, 2020

So, Disney now have their... 8th "first" gay character? Out does look pretty sweet through - I feel Pixar are at their best when they take an absurd concept and take it seriously. "A guy swaps bodies with a dog so he can come out as gay to his family" goes perfectly well with "a rat cooks exquisite cuisine by pulling a guy's hair", "an old man rescues an endangered animal while lifting his house with balloons" and "a musical love story about volcanoes".

Wario Wario Wario · May 24, 2020

Ratatouille must've been a nightmare for Disney's corporate partners - it's got the two things McDonald's hates the most: rats AND fine cuisine!

Wario Wario Wario · May 24, 2020

I can't help but worry for Yandere Dev, he's an emotionally unstable slacker who is constantly mocked by the internet and makes a game filled with dark themes - some day he's gonna snap...

Wario Wario Wario · May 23, 2020

Has there ever been a new, completely original game that's included in a compilation? the closest I can think of is the Game Gear unlockables in Sonic Adventure DX, but that was a remake...

Wario Wario Wario · May 23, 2020

You know the whole "drinking tears"/"hoes mad"/"dab on the haters" thing REALLY won't make people like your character, right? In fact, it'll do the exact opposite and just add more fuel to the fire of hatred.

Wario Wario Wario · May 23, 2020

I'm a huge fan of Classic Sonic and a casual fan of Boost, but I've never really seen Sonic as some ultra-cool dude - I've more seen him as a Max Goof figure, a flawed, snarky, chilled-out teen living his best life.

Wario Wario Wario · May 23, 2020

Rosalina is basically the Shadow of Mario:

Extremely controversial and is often believed to have replaced an earlier character (Daisy/Knuckles)
One of the most powerful characters in the series
Lore implies they were involved in previous games' events
Fit the aesthetic of the time period they were introduced to a T
More serious than the other characters at first, but slowly devolved into just another wacky cast member.

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2020

Seems Sonic Team has finally learned that the "gotta go fast" philosophy only really applies to cartoon animals with extreme speed and super reflexes.

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2020

I've been waiting a long time for the next Bubsy game to be announced. It seems the pattern will be one every two years, each having some sort of important date (launch, reveal, e.t.c.) close to Halloween. The only hint we really have right now is the official Bubsy lurking silently on the semi-official Bubsy fan Discord a few months after PoF's release, meaning they may be taking notes for the next instalment. I have high hopes for Bubsy. Paws on Fire is 'aight, and I think if they get the right devs he could really be something special.

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2020

Why shouldn't you shower near a Pikachu?

Because he's electric. Electricity and showers don't go well.

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2020

I've been celebrating Pac-Man's 40th anniversary more than I ever have for the birthday of any real person I've known in my life, including myself.

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2020

I love how all the Minecraft DLC crossovers have kinda obscure references - like you're not gonna see a Stanley the Bugman or Pac-Devil skin there, but it's still neat to see Jr. Pac-Man or Boom Boom in there

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2020

These two consoles couldn't be further apart aesthetically, but the Xbox Series X really reminds me of the Game Boy Colour - in that certain games were designed for the latter console (GBC/XBSX) but could be run as deoptimised versions on the prior console (GB/XB1)

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2020

There's no way we're not getting ARMS 2. It's inevitable.

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2020

You haven't seen bad video game box art until you've seen the Game Boy version of Dig Dug.

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2020

The pre-Simpsons animation industry had the exact opposite problem it has today: nowadays they're taking way too many animated properties and making them live action, in the 70s/early 80s they were doing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjH7zh_vg0E

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2020

When I first heard Black Beatles I thought it was an edgy cover of Hey Ya.

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2020

Hamboning would be a completely useless skill for Johnny Test characters - they could just rhythmically whipcrack their arms to the tune of Shave and a Haircut.

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2020

I never got the stigma behind "dolled up instalments" - usually I find the "dolled up" equivalents to be much more cosmetically appealing.

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2020

A good way to resolve the "Koopalings taking up too many slots" issue would be to have them all shoved into one big clown car. Maybe it wouldn't work for Mario Kart, but it'd work for Tennis, Party, e.t.c.

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2020

Mavis Beacon is not a real person. You know what that means!

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2020

a DKC trilogy remake with Pixar-esque graphics (realistic but with cartoony character designs) would be amazing.

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2020

What do the ARMS characters look like with their gloves off?

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2020

You've heard of Sans is Ness, now get ready for Tamagon is Yoshi!

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2020

The new Looney Tunes shorts are amazing. I like how one (Tunnel Vision) puts on a slight grainy filter to make it feel more vintage.

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2020

I'd say the 4 game series most important to gaming history yet to be in Smash are Space Invaders, Mortal Kombat, Grand Theft Auto and Minecraft.

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2020

I just woke up and YouTube is already recommending me a video analysis on the Game & Watch version of Mario Bros. Brilliant.

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2020

There's a rumour in Brazil that HBO Max is going to make a PaRappa show, hope (but doubt) it's true!

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2020

Can you imagine a world where all mascots are replaced with their failed predecessors? Like, there's controversy over Speedee the burger-headed chef causing childhood obesity, the new live action Alex Kidd movie had to be redesigned, people are turning Gnorm Gnat into an eldritch abomination, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit is used in pretentious graffiti to satirise Disney's monopoly...

Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2020

I'm watching Canadian Guy Eh's video on the lack of a Banjo-Kazooie remake and... wow, this guy doesn't understand how game dev works, does he? there's more to developing a game than simply "YoU wAnT tO mAkE mOnEy DoN't YoU?".

Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2020

I hear "did you know 70% of...", I click the "unsubscribe" button.

Wario Wario Wario · May 16, 2020

The new Toucan Sam looks like something someone on 4chan would draw to make fun of Thundercats Roar and Steven Universe, NOT a professional product. The worst part is that it wouldn't even be that bad if the mouth was aligned correctly and you dropped the rainbow gradient and sparkles.

Wario Wario Wario · May 16, 2020

I got Reddit Gold on a post I made, but I don't like the idea of Reddit Gold so in an act of protest I gave someone Reddit Gold for a really low quality Fanboy and Chum Chum meme.

Wario Wario Wario · May 16, 2020

People who put ray tracing in games without them clearly don't know how mirages work.

Wario Wario Wario · May 16, 2020

Boycotting Disney is the most pathetic thing I can imagine a human being doing. It's like trying to extinguish the sun with a garden hose.

Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2020

OK, I need a game idea that will sell the least copies, so far my ideas are:

Dynamite Headdy and Jill Dozer at the Paralympic Games
Dead or Alive X-Treme Polar Ice Caps Volleyball
Pre-NES Ports of Donkey Kong Jr: Legacy Collection
Limbo: Dancing All Night
I Peel Good Effect
Untitled Tapeworm Game
Amy's Baking Company Treasure Land Adventure
ConnerTheWaffle Adventures: StolenFanArt-imiliation
House of the Dead Teaches Typi-wait what?

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