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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 14, 2020

Steve's Smash development codename is the funniest stuff you'll ever see.

Steve (SSBU)

Steve is a playable character in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, the second fighter from Microsoft after Banjo & Kazooie, and the eighth DLC character for Ultimate. He was confirmed as a playable character on October 1st, 2020 as the second downloadable...

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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 14, 2020

Steve blends in to Smash much better when he's not the camera's focus.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 14, 2020

the pig Mii head on Sans' body is very slightly terrifying.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 14, 2020

My biggest worry about Steve was that his mining would make him better or worse on certain stages, but all terrain-specific mining really effects are the blocks, he still gets the same stream of iron; diamond and redstone on all stages.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 13, 2020

I never really got the point of having a comic relief in a show or movie that's already a comedy.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 13, 2020

I found this super unsettling image on Google Images.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 13, 2020

"This not-for-profit fangame does not qualify as fair-use of our characters", the multi-billion dollar corporation says after making an entire empire and, for a short period of time, monopoly out of a blatant Popeye/Alice in Wonderland combination rip-off.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 13, 2020

Pac-Man World 1 is really underrated. We don't get enough linear 3D platformers.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 13, 2020

How many Sonic 2 ports do YOU own?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2020

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2020

Mbappe and the t-rex must be Western Level-5 fans.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2020

The Microsoft Numerical System

1
360
1
X
8
8.1
10

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2020

I wonder how they'd handle Doomguy's crossover screen if he were a Mii Costume considering the name of the game is in HIS name.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2020

Theory: the reason Pac-Man is such a high IQ character in Smash is because the mazes in the original Pac-Man games are inside his brain's wrinkles.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2020

Hide My Ass advert skip speedrun. The reload page RNG strat is unreliable, we need a new skip.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2020

So, here's how I would've done each Smash instalment's newcomers, note I'm not counting DLC/unlockables/clones seperately; nor am I considering any potential cuts:

Mario
Yoshi
DK
Wario
Link
Pikachu
Kirby
Samus
Fox
Duck Hunt
Ness
Muddy Mole
Banjo-Kazooie

Peach
Luigi
Bowser
Zelda
Ganon
Mewtwo
Onix
Falco
Ridley
Diddy Kong
King K. Rool
Olimar
Bubbles (Clu Clu Land)
Mr. Game & Watch

King Dedede
Dixie Kong
Waluigi
Lucas
R.O.B.
Squirtle
Villager
Dr. Kawashima
Jill & Drill Dozer
Tingle
Toon Link
Bowser Jr.
Andross
Excitebiker
Pit
Snake
Sonic
Pac-Man

Genesect
Braixen
Ryu
Little Mac
Mii Brawler
Mii Gunner
Mii Swordfighter
Daisy
Chrom
Mega Man
Nabbit
Cranky Kong
Chibi-Robo
Hero
Steve
Rayman
Inkling
Tails
Knuckles
Eggman
Mini Kangaroo

Crash Bandicoot
Dr. Neo Cortex
CJ (GTA)
Incineroar
Shovel Knight
Bomberman
Cuphead
Impa
Dr. Wily
Waddle Dee
Balloon Fighter
Lloyd (Mother)
Jigglypuff
Dark Samus
Ghost Gang
Ashley
Plasm Wraith
Funky Kong
Byleth
Red Bird
Kraid
PaRappa the Rapper
Space Invader

I can't see this roster being as hyped up TBH.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2020

Min Min in Smash is one those things I feel I should be angry or at the least upset about, she's such a stupid choice on a fundamental level, and only serves the purpose of being a last ditch attempt at advertising a terrible; failed product, but yet... I just can't feel upset about her. Maybe Byleth broke me.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2020

Bad 3D Pac-Man animations are so fascinating.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2020

Oh Google, you wacky funster, you.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2020

I love this Pokemon:

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 11, 2020

I'm starting to think the recent "making fun of Gex" trend among YouTubers is just a conspiracy born in reaction to the Bubsy reboot to get a new Gex game made.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 11, 2020

I hope the kid who posted this infamous post back in 2015 is super happy now.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 11, 2020

DON'T GIVE YOUR AMIIBO THE GOLD MARIO SPIRIT. THIS IS A LEGITIMATE WARNING. THEY WILL BECOME UNSTOPPABLE BEYOND YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 11, 2020

The way Sonic is treated in Smash makes me feel he's just there out of obligation.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 11, 2020

The flesh belly on Paon's K. Rool is so gross.

Maybe I'm just saying this now with the foresight of his belly armour cracking in Smash, but still. It's disgusting. I hate it.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2020

Has anyone else been noticing a recent comeback for 4:3? I'm not complaining in the slightest though, I love 4:3.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2020

Ultimate is pretty impressive balancing wise, like there's not even a tier list - it's just as simple as "Little Mac and Bowser Jr. bad, everyone else good"

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2020

The box art for the Steam version of the Castle of Illusion remake claims it's a Sega Saturn game.

I don't know why.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2020

One thing I really dislike about Death Battle compared to other, smaller Vs. shows is one half of the title - the "Death". You can have a proper resolution for a battle without forcing characters to go OOC.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2020

Super Meat Boy isn't a hard game, like, at all. It's not a bad game, I've had fun with it, but compared to the retro games it's often compared to it's a cakewalk, even if you're to play said retro games with save states.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2020

Pac-Man 2 would actually make for a pretty good Smash stage. It's one of the few non-maze Pac-Man games Namco isn't reluctant to acknowledge and as such it rereleases somewhat frequently; plus it has quite the (mostly ironic) cult following.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2020

Me watching this video was nothing but a constant stream of shouting "dammit Miyamoto!" and/or "is Dunkey making this up?"

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2020

Nintendo should make "Old Play Control" ports of all their gimmicky touch screen; 3D and motion control games.

Though TBH I do kinda wish the Switch had 3D.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2020

I like to imagine this is how they got Duck Hunt back for "Everyone is Here!"

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2020

We like to joke a lot about family-friendly adaptations of media aimed at adults, like the Little Shop of Horrors cartoon or Rambo toyline

but you know something that's equally as stupid, if not more so?

this stuff:

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2020

I had a dream where I went to a shop that sells bootleg merchandise, and they had one of those kids' science sets, but the logo said "Furniture Intestines" in WordArt with a silhouette of Johnny Test to the side.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2020

You know how they say there's certain things you only get if you grew up in a Christian household? well, I grew up in an atheist household, and as such I instantly got this joke as a kid:

Not a good trade-off, you Christians got the banger that is His Cheeseburger; all I got was to be able to prematurely understand a dark joke about the Bible in Phineas and Ferb.

Still a funny joke though.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2020

Is it just me or were Disney going through somewhat of an angsty teenage phase in the 2000s? All the symptoms were there:

Constant self-depricating jokes (the Teachers' Pet movie was a deconstruction of Pinocchio; Lilo and Stitch was advertised by making fun of the Disney Renaissance)

A few plotlines involving disconnected, inexperienced or outright terrible parents (Lilo and Stitch is about a broken home being repaired by welcoming an alien pet; Buck Cluck is a certified A-double-dollar hole in Chicken Little; Kuzco's adoptive mother is the villain in Emperor's New Groove)

Copying the more successful kids/studios in class/Hollywood (The Wild = Madagascar; Chicken Little = Shrek)

There's a reason why people think "Disney Channel" and not "Disney animation" when they hear "2000s Disney", and it's more than nostalgia - well, some of the stuff they put out was good, like the aforementioned Lilo & Stitch and New Groove, but that's a small amount.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2020

So basically:

Fall Guys becomes popular out of nowhere

Another game with similar character designs from years ago somehow becomes more popular out of nowhere

People realise they left behind Fall Guys right as an update comes out, and Fall Guys becomes popular out of nowhere again.

I imagine this will be a cycle.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2020

YOU BECAME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY!

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