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Wario Wario Wario · Nov 1, 2019

Apparently Activision almost outbid Microsoft to buy Rare - which SOUNDS bad, sure, but if you think about it objectively, Rare would probably be treated much better by Activision than Microsoft. They wouldn't have had to cancel Threeie or Other Bad Day for the GameCube, they'd probably be pumping out consistently quality titles to this day and they'd perhaps even get a chance to do a Banjo/Crash crossover - I think a few MTX here and there wouldn't take away from how good that alternate timeline would be.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 1, 2019

Vertebreaker is a new game by Sonic Mania alumni - it looks REALLY good and has quite the classic Sega vibe. also the main character is actually called Richard Boenher

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 31, 2019

I might have already told this story, but when I first got the Zebesian Spirit, I misread it as "Zebaztian", a really radical way of saying the name Sebastian.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 31, 2019

I'm less excited for Terry and more for the Mii Costumes that'll come with him - here's hoping we get a Muddy Mole costume or a full Waluigi costume.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 30, 2019

According to the Vs. Battles Wiki, Waluigi (High 4-C) is more powerful than the MCU's Thanos (5-A)

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 30, 2019

Melee's menu music makes the trophies seem really important, even if it's a something as trivial as the bucket from Mario and Wario or a horrifying Eevee

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 30, 2019

An Inkling on Quickplay saw my Waluigi Mii and immediately self destructed. Low GSP is fun.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 30, 2019

shoulder buttons to jump is a control scheme that more platformers should use.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 30, 2019

Just set up new controller layout for two Joy-Cons - shoulder buttons to jump, no tap jump, X to grab and Y to shield. gonna take a long time to get used to, but hopefully I'll benefit from it.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 30, 2019

I'm waiting for that inevitable, horrible day that Family Guy makes an EarthBound reference - Teen Titans Go already did the file select theme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hge5IyRU1V4

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 29, 2019

I wish more games consoles had themes to their UIs like the original Xbox.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 29, 2019

so, I fought on a Twitch arena and somehow the host didn't recognise my Mii was Squidward's House and couldn't figure out what my username, "SquidHouse" meant.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 29, 2019

I began playing Mii Brawler as a joke, but now it's become serious.

Haden · Oct 29, 2019

yooooo sup been 1,000 years lol. ~?~ able and I have been doing arenas if you want to stop by them some time.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 29, 2019

How did I not learn sooner how easy it is to act out of shield? I always assumed it was some sort of high-hand-eye-coordination tech, but no, you just press the button you want to use while shielding.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 29, 2019

Pretty much every new Bubsy game has some sort of Halloween tie - Woolies Strike Back came out on Halloween, Paws on Fire was announced Halloween the following year, and apparently the official Bubsy social media manager has been active on the Bubsy fan discord recently.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 29, 2019

Smash REALLY shouldn't penalise players for having bad connections.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 28, 2019

why are these Simpsons compilations that have really weird vague titles in my recommended?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 28, 2019

What if we gave the Bomberman: Act Zero treatment to other classic family friendly games?

PaRappa the Rapper, as a doberman, gets a gun and shoots up police officers
Rayman, perpetually tormented by his limbless body, goes on a murderous rampage so others can feel his pain.
Kirby fights a cult-like religion intent on revivi-WAIT WHAT?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 28, 2019

That YouTube Headquarters raid is probably gonna be even more pathetic than the Area 51 raid was.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 28, 2019

I am literally inable to play Mii Brawler with any moveset except 1333.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 28, 2019

I think of all the Smash characters, the one who needs the moveset revamp the most is Mario, through I'd rather a Mario revamp reflect all of his (main series) games, not just the latest or oldest ones.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 28, 2019

I do wonder why there are no Mappy spirits in Smash given how a big a presence the game has in Pac-Man's moveset

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 28, 2019

use the Health Drain power-up for the Rock Pikmin spirit.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 28, 2019

Dora the Explorer (at least the earlier seasons) takes place inside a video game - that means in the Dora the Explorer universe, Dora could be a viable Smash candidate.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 28, 2019

What I laughed at then: jokes that are actually funny

What I laugh at now: Normal words, but a horse guy!

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 27, 2019

here's a list of characters me and a friend discovered could defeat Doomguy according to the Vs. Battles wiki: Yoshi, Bedtime Bear from Care Bears, real people (like, actual humans from real life Earth), Big the Cat, AoStH Robotnik, Bubsy, Chop Chop Master Onion and Jimmy Neutron

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 27, 2019

Elon Musk is basically a real life anti-hero - the dude is making amazing progress for humanity, but is also stubborn and childish.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 27, 2019

the plot of the Tetris NES strategy guide is kinda dark. what, you think I'm joking? http://hn.iodized.net/c/tetris12.jpg

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 27, 2019

Jigglypuff's crouching noise is wretched - Jigglypuff teabags really encourage me to get better.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 27, 2019

Cartoon eyelids really annoy me, they're always either unnecessarily shiny, a weird colour or are like, part of the eyes for some reason so the pupils blink instead of the eyelids?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 26, 2019

I don't believe in violence - that being said, if someone tells you that "happiness is a choice", make a very big exception and sneak up from behind to bite their hair off

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 26, 2019

PaRappa only ever raps once in the PaRappa the Rapper anime - and it's a song ripped straight from PaRappa 2 in the final scene of the final episode with (much worse) re-done singing by the anime VA. he also only ever says "I gotta believe" in said rap.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 26, 2019

I'm not a fan of popular YouTubers like PewDiePie and Mr. Beast, but Team Trees is something I can get behind.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 26, 2019

I remember a few people saying that fake leaks should stop because it makes Smash fans "look like fools" - even through Smash fans ARE fools.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 24, 2019

PSASBR > CN Punch Time Explosion >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Brawlhalla

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 23, 2019

Are there any characters you really like from media you don't? for me, it'd be Adeleine from Kirby - she's so adorable.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 23, 2019

Finally! Tetris in Smash! now I think about it, these spirits should've been in the base game given the Tetris muisc in Ultimate. now I'm wondering if there'll be an Undertale or Goemon Spirit Board event...

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 22, 2019

SpongeBob clearly isn't a colonialist - the dude celebrates Leif Erikson Day for cryin' out loud!

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 21, 2019

I still laugh thinking about the time ProtoMario said official Pokemon designers should be allowed to draw genitals on their designs.

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